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i just got very thirsty.

roommate's strawberry daquiri mix (the only thing in the fridge) + water = good drink.

i also had pickle relish for breakfast yesterday, and grabbed a half-full plate of food off an outdoor table last night.

what do you fix up to eat when you're broke?

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Guest TEARZ

get a basket at your local church or food pantry. most places don't have enough people to give it to this time of year (very location dependent however).

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^^^yeah actually i used it for the 1st time last night, worked great.

 

and tease, if that's what i get for defending you when everyone wanted to ban you, then, well.........ban him now. can i change my vote?

 

unless of course, it was "just a joke"

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Guest 455

generic Top Ramen.....but not the "Top Ramen" brand....

33 cent bagette rolls from the bakery.

water

if you need to splurge.....Safeway Select soda-25 cents a piece.

3 for a dollar Mac and cheese

Ketchup packets from fast-food places..

if you need some alcohol...find a place that sells single beers

cigarettes?....pick the "snipers" from ashtrays.

transportation?....walk or ride a bike(aquired...of course)

 

I've been there before bro.....I know all about it.

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Originally posted by 455

cigarettes?....pick the "snipers" from ashtrays.

 

HAHA i thought i was the only one who did that shit

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Guest chicken bone

-packet ramen and cheese (spaghetti)

 

-wonderbread and whipped cream (cake)

 

-tortilla and anything (peanut butter or cheese or etc...)

 

-stealing sauce packets from various food places

 

-stealing soy sauce from sushi restaraunts

 

Some of the things i've eaten (on a regular basis) since graduating highschool. The future is looking brighter than a hookers butthole.

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Originally posted by BOZACK

HAHA i thought i was the only one who did that shit

 

Your kidding me? You thought you were the only one picking out cigarettes from ashtrays? Every fuckin bum I ever see is measeling his way through my butts...

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drink two glasses of water before every meal.

 

saltines/celery and peanut butter

rice and butter

stuff like creamed corn.

latey, around here, you've been able to get brownberry dutch country breadd, 2 for $3, but they're 2 lbs, a peice, that comes out to 75 cents a lb, which is better thand the 79 cent a lb cheap stuff (it's good bread too)

beans are real cheap too..

eggs are like a buck for 18

you can get 5 lbs of potatoes for under 2 bucks

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

Your kidding me? You thought you were the only one picking out cigarettes from ashtrays? Every fuckin bum I ever see is measeling his way through my butts...

 

well let me put it this way...i thought i was the only non-homeless person who did that

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Eccchhhh....I'd never eat someone's elses half-eaten food or sucked on cigarette butts.

 

Hey genius, ever consider someone may have a COMMUNICABLE DISEASE practically jumping off their lips onto those pieces of food or cigarette butts you just put up to your lips and/or into your mouth? Does the easily-transmittable nature of HERPES ring a bell? I'd the niblets out of my own turds before I'd scarf on some strangers "leavings".

 

Get a job and earn money so you can buy real food numbnuts.

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^^^no need for the hostility, man, lighten up.

and i don't do the cigarette thing that often, only when i find one that has barely been smoked. and as for the food i grabbed, i just ate the fries, which looked untouched.

 

:idea:

OH WAIT! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! why the fuck am i even explaining myself to you!?

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mmm.. yeah good uncooked ramen noodles because i have nothing to cook them in.

 

No working stove or microwave, nothing.

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Originally posted by Glik0

mmm.. yeah good uncooked ramen noodles because i have nothing to cook them in.

 

No working stove or microwave, nothing.

 

Now that is ganster.....

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the last time i was out of luck breakfast and lunch consisted of all my cig. buts emptied out and re rolled, a gallon of carlo rossi paisano and a meal of taco shells that were months old but unmolded with tapatio hot sauce. i ended up in jail shortly after that, and had delectable delights such as 'shit on a shingle'...which i actually ate but am still unable to identify what was actually on that stale peice of toast that you could probably use as a shingle.

 

edit, my memory was erred, the carlo rossi came the day i had steak followed by jail time...or actually, i dont remember. the meat in jail was soy though. having fart wars with your celly is one thing, having fart wars with your celly and a window you can open or close is much better.

in fact i just got a email from my celly. he's a really nice guy.

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cheese sandwiches

tap water (duh)

free meal from my work (an expensive resaurant) after my shift.

any generic, non-brand name food from the supermarket.

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the reason sandwhich is pronounced sammich is to shorten it. so pronouncing it sammmmmich is contradictory to the reason it was shortened in the first place.

and name once when all you had to eat was a cheeto sammich.

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Originally posted by Glik0

mmm.. yeah good uncooked ramen noodles because i have nothing to cook them in.

 

No working stove or microwave, nothing.

 

get a hot plate

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