Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 ask hesh about having a facefull of flat black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 1, 2003 Author Share Posted December 1, 2003 Re: Re: The Cop Let me go.....for a price.... Originally posted by 20 SACK [ Anyone else strike a deal with the blue devil before? Dont make deals with the police buddy, they aint ur homies [/b] Who said they were? All I'm saying is if the deal is bearable enough (such as having "asshole" written on my forehead) then go for it. A deal such as "rat out your friends and we'll let you go" is something totally different. I'll endure mild humiliation as opposed to getting pinched all the way any day of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted December 1, 2003 Share Posted December 1, 2003 --- not going to jail for tagging up a sign? wtf? where do you live? cops down here would love to see a kid bust a pilot out and throw a tag up so they can take em down to the station and try to rat others out..... LENS you got lucky my man...count your blessings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePoet Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Originally posted by 26SidedCube That's the coolest fucking thing I've ever heard... damn right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePoet Posted December 2, 2003 Share Posted December 2, 2003 Originally posted by wiseguy i thought that by the name of the thread, i was gonna read about a cop propositioning sex. I'll admit that, that idea didn't run through my mind at least once. WHen he said big black marker, I thought he was going for a big black..........well you know what I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ownage3k Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 hahaha aww shit... where i'm from the cops enjoy beating children and violating their bum bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnalPearl Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 one time i got caught doing a throwup and a cop came up to me and said he could either take me in or i could give him a vigorous handjob....of course i did the latter....hmm..come to think of it..he was kind of dirty for a cop and wasnt wearing a uniform..and i didnt see a badge or a squad car...shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by LENS Anyone else strike a deal with the blue devil before? yea they take your drugs and money and you get to go home broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rob deer Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by wiseguy i thought that by the name of the thread, i was gonna read about a cop propositioning sex. shit I was at half mast already. anyone see bad leutenant with harvey keitel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePoet Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 I'll tell you one thing, if a cop ever proposed anything sexual I'd wait for him to have his pants down then I'd run and he wouldn't have enough time to catch up. Its the best idea in the world. muahahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 hahahah...thats priceless dude...i would be having trouble keeping a straight face if a cop was writing asshole on my forhead..that made my day... ive heard of the beat and release strategy where you talk shit to the officer and well...the name pretty much says it all. on a side note if you do get hemmed see if you can pay the property owner and get it settled out of court and get the charges dropped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicide7 Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 thats kind of like what happened on that movie colors where the cop spray painted the kids face green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destruction by Definition Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 ^ id stab him in his asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GODIE Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 HA! thats classic. what can i say if i was a cop and i could have been beating up some crackheads or pretending to be a john to arrest some prostitute for sucking my cack i would definetly not waste my time with some kid that wrote some little ass tag on a parking sign or whatever. you know he knew you would take choice number b. that cop rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 lucky break indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 When I got caught the cop lectured me for about half an hour, over and over, asking me why I did this stuff, blah blah. Then he asked me out on a date. I took his number (i didn't want to say no and get arrested) but never called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Bwah... I got arrested last week for my first time. I was hitting some apts off the busiest road in my town at like 2 and undercover flew up on me at like 60, hopped out and proceeded to run through all my shit before I could even comprehend they were cops. Fucking pedistrians and their windows and telephones. I tried playing the shook 'this is the first time I've done this and I'll pay to powerspray that off their building' thing and then the 'well, I don't really write that.. see, I'm new to this stuff so I copied it.' but they didn't buy that either. Then they took pictures, loaded me into the car, drove around for a few miles trying to spot my shit, and from there I sat in holding for a day... Wasn't fun... and fuck the New York legal system... bunch of lifelong vigrins with inferiority complexes wrapped in blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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