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The Cop Let me go.....for a price....

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A cop rolled on me for tagging on a sign once and he gave me all this shit about being a vandal, society pays dearly for my activities, etc.....

 

Anyway, he said to me I'm gonna give you an option here...

 

1. He would arrest me and take me to the station

 

or.....

 

2. I would allow him to take my big black marker and write "asshole" on my forehead after which i was to "get the fuck out of here"

 

I chose #2. The cop took his time too making sure it took up my whole forehead. Oh well....I didn't go to jail and I just told people I passed out at a party.

 

Anyone else strike a deal with the blue devil before?

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i would have gone to the station and informed them of his childish play

damn, now that is a horrible cop

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Any one in that posistion would of chosen the marker treatment but that bang out. thing is it wouldnt of achieved anything long term cuz ur just gonna go back out and hit harder.

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Originally posted by Nic Thamaire

writing must have just start in your area cos that shit he did to you is no longer in use!! hahaha

 

hey, good deal. dude will be considered OG in 10 years.

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Originally posted by Nic Thamaire

writing must have just start in your area cos that shit he did to you is no longer in use!! hahaha

Uhm....no....this was in Berkeley about 5 years ago. Is that long enough ago to be considered a time when shit was "still in use"? No, wait, don't respond to that. I don't want you to "drop knowledge" on me.

 

I was tagging "Bulldoze People's Park" on a sign. And as for reporting the cop, shit, I was amped enough to get off with an obscenity written on my forehead.

 

How would it have gone if I went to the station and said "Uhm, yeah, I was vandalizing a sign and one of your cops decided to fuck with me."

They probably woulda arrested me and fucked me over some more in a nice secluded cell.

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i got caught doing a throw up in front of a store and with nowhere to run i gavemyself up so the cop took it upon himself to empty all my paint intomy shoes

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when ig ot busted the cops thought it'd be funny to hand cuff us with our back packs on so when they fell off from walking the weight of it would have the handcuffs tear into our skin:D oh well i got charges dropped

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^^ thanks

yeah, i guess i coulda raised hell with the police department but it would have been like going to a bank i just robbed and complaining about how i almost tripped on their doorway running out of the place.

 

There's actually a picture of me with "asshole" on my forehead (albeit faded) floating around somewhere. if i find it, i will scan and post.

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Originally posted by wiseguy

i thought that by the name of the thread, i was gonna read about a cop propositioning sex.

cops love having sex with writers

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Originally posted by fuck muni

cops love having sex with writers

no, dirty old men like having sex with young men.

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Some time cops dont give a shit because they dont want to tie them selves up with pety shit, iv painted twice and cops rolled past and i be the only one on the street and there wet paint and they Just roll on by

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Originally posted by krs702

i would have gone to the station and informed them of his childish play

damn, now that is a horrible cop

 

^THIS IS THE MOST INEPT RESPONSE IVE EVER HEARD.

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Originally posted by Caution Tape

LENS, you be damn lucky to get off with that. You could have been in jail fo sho.

 

in jail for one marker tag on a sign?....ok

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Originally posted by Caution Tape

LENS, you be damn lucky to get off with that. You could have been in jail fo sho.

 

prolly not fo sho but no telling wut cops will do tho, and most cops are dirty old men, and like having sex with young men, and most writers are youth, so ........

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