RumPuncher Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Dear :jpotato: , So I know you must be very busy these days, but if it's not too much trouble, I've got a few questions. - What's with those religions that forbid alcohol? Does that offend you? It bothers me. - How about donations to the church? How can I get something to you without the pederasts taking it? - If I really want to listen to a church organ play tunes, is it okay to just sit in the back pew on sunday and rock out? - when you said.... "For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil; But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell." - Proverbs 5:3-5 What did the bitch do that was so bad? your faithfull doodlebug, Kilo [/amen] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 there are some people out there that are worthwhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 hey makros... you might be able to help me on one of those questions. I know you probably dig some booming organ music played at full volume under gothic arches. Am I right here? Well I want to hear some organ music and I think I might have to get dressed up and sneak into a church to do it. Is it wrong to go church just so you can hear the tunes? I'll be in the back row rocking out with my hymm book out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 You want me to answer those quesitons? I thought they were JP. Excruciate the virgin dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 holy shit! a clear response. i agree. why is it so easy to picture kr430n5 listening to really dramatic orchestra music in a gothis cathedral?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 - when you said.... "For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil; But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell." - Proverbs 5:3-5 What did the bitch do that was so bad? hahahahaha.....TEAM COMEDY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 - when you said.... "For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil; But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell." - Proverbs 5:3-5 What did the bitch do that was so bad? hahahahaha.....TEAM COMEDY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 well most of those questions are for the JP but you might spend more time in church than he does. please makros.... tell me.... battle of the bands - sunday school style? http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~fkruse/organ.jpg'> ^ makros' bedroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/hiromura_masaaki/Hiromura15.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 here we go again ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Potato Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 He Speaks http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/potato.jpg'> 1) Religions that forbid alcohol are like strip joints that forbid nudity. Religion and alcohol are so intimately tied that it is absolutely impossible for one to exist without the other. There were written recipes for beer and fermented spirits before there was a single religious word written, for me's sake. If any doubts arise, allow me to explain; here's a sample from the Holy Quran: The Holy Quran, 5.90: O ye who believe! Intoxicants and gambling, (dedication of) stones, and (divination by) arrows, are an abomination,- of Satan's handwork: eschew such (abomination), that ye may prosper. It is no surprise that such text would be mistaken to be implying that drinking is a bad thing, even prohibited. But you know, like, fuck that, you know? The Quran just goes on to say that in heaven there won't be bottles of alcohol, but RIVERS of it, so in the end, it's all good. That shit was all written by dudes who where all high on drugs (they were probably vegan and gay too), so don't sweat the details. Just drink, man, Dad made fermentation precisely for drinking. I called wine my "blood" for a reason, and obviously, you should be following my shit. 2) Well, what exactly is it you wanna get to me? Money doesn't mean shit to me, though it does to the pederasts (as well as young penis) who keep asking for it on TV. But if you wanna send a couple of sluts that will put out immediately (dealing with nuns is a hassle), you can send them, along with your name, address and phone number, to: 154 Charleston St. Apt. #2 Stratocumulus Level, HV 00777 I'll put in a good word to my homie Peter at the gates for you. You can also send expensive jewelry and dope rims. 3) You most definitely can, as long as you rock a mean air guitar while chanting my name 7 times in a row. Actually, that last part is bullshit, you just need the air guitar. But it'd be awesome if you screamed my name a few times. Bonus points: When that part of Mass comes around where you have to hug and kiss people, punch someone in the face. When he/she asks why you did it, say I told you to, which I just did. Print this out for proof. 4) She bit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Re: He Speaks Originally posted by Jesus Potato for me's sake :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Everything is So clear to me now! :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 so how do you pronounce its name? kraeons? as in krayons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 It's pronounced "Makros". Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 And that's "Makros", not "Markos" as in Imelda Marcos, which brings me onto this http://djl.net/jewels/shoe_imelda.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/logos/LJ1026.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Re: He Speaks Originally posted by Kilo7- - when you said.... "For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil; But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell." - Proverbs 5:3-5 What did the bitch do that was so bad? Originally posted by Jesus Potato http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/potato.jpg'> 4) She bit down. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Dear Jesus Potato,:jpotato::jpotato::jpotato: since you were brazenly murdered when only trying to save people from their sins, i should be obligated to pour some forty out every time right? cause you know, i been slacken homey, and your like like the Orignal God murdered homey to tip the forty to. your other faithfull doodlebug, old english. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 oh by the way Jesus, im getting gold fronts for my birthday if you want to meet me in downtown oakland, ill buy the jager if you telekonesis(sp?) us to texas to beat tease's ass. we shouldnt take no teeth out though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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