Poop Man Bob Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 source Top Ten Signs <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>♀'s a Bitch.</span> indentkleekloo____________ indentkleeklooNumber 10__ She is self-centered To a bitch, the only person in the world of any importance is herself. Others are merely warm bodies who get in the way of her selfish pursuits. She is the only person affected by a tragedy. The only feelings worth considering are hers. A bitch is so obsessed with herself that she would rather get a manicure than visit your father in the hospital. No one should have to tolerate this kind of superiority complex, especially a good man, who tends to be the preferred victim of the bitch. indentkleekloo____________ indentkleeklooNumber 9___ She criticizes everything about you Shaming is a common tactic many women use to control their men. The bitch takes this to the extreme. By making you feel inadequate in every domain, she hopes to make you lose your self-confidence, and rely on her to do things "right." Nothing is good enough for her, and you are the only one, aside from her bitch friends, who actually listens. So, she nags about everything you say and do. indentkleekloo____________ indentkleeklooNumber 8___ She's cold-hearted A bitch is typically amoral, adhering minimally to the ethical codes of society, while transgressing every one she can. She dismisses civility for her own gains. She's manipulative and scheming, always looking for underhanded ways of taking advantage of people or even hurting them. And as proof that she lacks a woman's gentle soul, she never cries or shows soft emotion. indentkleekloo____________ indentkleeklooNumber 7___ She expects to be treated like a queen A bitch is usually a spoiled brat who simply refuses to grow up. She was pampered and adored as a child, given anything she asked for. As an adult, she still thinks she is entitled to everything. She constantly expects car rides, gifts and attention from you. She makes constant demands of people, and never listens or adheres to theirs. There is no fixing such a person; it's programmed into her. Only by being denied several times will she possibly get a clue. indentkleekloo____________ indentkleeklooNumber 6___ She slights you in bed You want to know just how heartless such a woman can be? Not only does she not appreciate all the effort you put into pleasing her sexually, she also has the gall to ridicule you. But she'll pick the oddest times to do so, such as during an unrelated argument, or just randomly in passing. This could be a cruel comment about your size, stamina or technique. More grating still is the fact that she would go crazy if you were to reciprocate the slur. indentkleekloo____________ indentkleeklooNumber 5___ She treats people like trash As someone who believes luxury treatment is owed to her, a bitch has no respect for those who do things for her. She's rude to people who work in the service industry, such as waiters and clerks, and sees them not as human beings, but as robots who exist solely to serve her. She talks at them -- not to them. Also, she has no compassion for people in need, such as the poor or the sick. "It's their own fault," she'll tell herself and others. More sickening still, she's mean to children, as they are a nuisance and can't do anything for her. And since her existence dwells on envy, she constantly badmouths other women over trivial things, such as their earrings or the way they speak. indentkleekloo____________ indentkleeklooNumber 4___ She never pays As she thinks that it is others' duty to provide for her, the bitch is a tightwad. On dates she always selects expensive restaurants and orders the priciest dish and drink, but never offers to pay. She won't pitch in for gas on trips or for food in a get-together. She buys crappy gifts for others, when she can be bothered, usually expecting you to pay for them. And if you mention any of these things, she'll accuse you of being cheap! indentkleekloo____________ indentkleeklooNumber 3___ She bosses you around A bitch's massive superiority complex makes her think people are born to be her servants, especially her boyfriend. As someone who spends a lot of his time with her, she uses you to do all the menial tasks that she doesn't want to do. Sometimes she'll even boss you around for the power trip -- just because she can. indentkleekloo____________ indentkleeklooNumber 2___ She embarrasses you in public A bitch cares nothing about the feelings of others, not even of the hapless sap she may be dating. In fact, she uses her man as a punching bag. Sometimes she even berates him in front of his friends, or even hers. She does this either as a power trip, to show others she can, or simply to beat a man's self-worth down to her own level -- misery loves company after all. indentkleekloo____________ indentkleeklooNumber 1___ She flirts with other men This is the most intolerable trait of a bitch, which many men sadly tolerate. She'll tease and allure other men right in front of you, never once considering how you may feel about it. There are no bounds to her search for attention and admiration. And to top it off, she'll wheedle whatever feelings of jealousy she can from you by comparing you to other men. Discuss. 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ubejinxed Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 when they act differently when you're alone vs when you're with friends. he has to be 'in charge' when his friends are around, but nicer when they're not.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 I dislike number nine. relating it towards my girlfriend, which iisnt really that bad, but doesnt understand any of the things I am into, thus I guess kinda being a critic about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 she buys a kitten even when you say you do not want one. It's impossible to live with a cat and not be involved. booooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 pmb, you hit it straight on with every one of those. 100 percent agreed :crazy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 i dont even give hoes a chance to be a bitch when their with me cuz i know i can ruin their life in one sentence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 THAT BITCH DEVILUSH i mean people have called me a bitch and that is even before they have met me. which is fine but i think i put off this vibe that says i'm a bitch. for some reason, none of those things listed are part of me being a bitch. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 sometimes an asshole does make a bitch out of a nice girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 I can tolerate a girl who's 30% bitch...1 percent more and i'd feel like an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 holy poop. i've dated women who have been 80-90% biatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 My ex girlfriend was a mix of #8 and #4.... Number 8 is what drove me away. :twitch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by TEARZ holy poop. i've dated women who have been 80-90% biatch. :nope: why do the good ones always get stuck with some cunt? i can honestly say i don't fit into any of that.. fuck being bitchy.. i'll smack a bitch. holla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by TEARZ holy poop. i've dated women who have been 80-90% biatch. me too Tearz...me too. that's why its past tense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 There no are signs! ALL WOMEN ARE BITCHES MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by StarzAbove There no are signs! great assessment genius. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGENT SICKS Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 I hate girls like this. And they are usually fine as hell and thats why you dont tell her to eat a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by !@#$% great assessment genius. :rolleyes: I love sarcasm!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PHYNE Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS!!!!!;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Poop Man, you've done it again...brillitant....I found the most affinity with the following.... Number 6___ She slights you in bed You want to know just how heartless such a woman can be? Not only does she not appreciate all the effort you put into pleasing her sexually, she also has the gall to ridicule you. But she'll pick the oddest times to do so, such as during an unrelated argument, or just randomly in passing. This could be a cruel comment about your size, stamina or technique. More grating still is the fact that she would go crazy if you were to reciprocate the slur. My gf ALWAYS wants to fuck when i am least ready for it: Drunk and ready to pass out, super stoned, just waking up and still half asleep....wheh i don't perform like a circus seal, she gets pissy and says "Omg, we always do it when YOU want to!" Arrgghh...yeah yeah yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob she would rather get a manicure than visit your father in the hospital. :mad2: :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 has a vagina :D too short-she's a bitch "she's a bitch. she's a bitch.... bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.... make me rich" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 i swear my ex sister in law is 98.5% bitch. but shes really nice with that other 1.5% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 oh damn PMB.... I just noticed that you clicked an askmen.com link on fark. Do you not know just how sad that is? Well on Fark it's sad, taking their fun ideas over to 12ox is fine with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 i may sound like a dick, but it sounds like everyone needs to stop being such a pussy, and deal with their girlfreind being an asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 if i dated a girl that was guilty of more than 3 of those i would cheat on her and then tell her and dump her. but i dont date girls like that so i dont cheat. in fact.....i actually have a date tonight...... with my exsister in laws exgirl friend. so now we can both sit around and talk shit on what a complete crazy cunt that bitch is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- oh damn PMB.... I just noticed that you clicked an askmen.com link on fark. Do you not know just how sad that is? Well on Fark it's sad, taking their fun ideas over to 12ox is fine with me. This is true, however I did so with the sole intention of posting the list on 12oz. I didn't click the link for personal reasons, as my woman is the farthest thing from a bitch. Holler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Number 4___ She never pays As she thinks that it is others' duty to provide for her, the bitch is a tightwad. On dates she always selects expensive restaurants and orders the priciest dish and drink, but never offers to pay. She won't pitch in for gas on trips or for food in a get-together. She buys crappy gifts for others, when she can be bothered, usually expecting you to pay for them. And if you mention any of these things, she'll accuse you of being cheap! This usually doesn't bother me, but DAMNIT the bitch leaves me with the damn bill every fuckin time. She's a damn pharmacy tech too. I know she makes good ass money, but she never offers to take my ass out. FUCK!@!@#$!@$#!#$!#$@!#$BITCH!@#!@@!#!#@$#!@$@# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL i may sound like a dick, but it sounds like everyone needs to stop being such a pussy, and deal with their girlfreind being an asshole. And you....@#$%#%#$%#$^%$^$%^$%^$&$&^^%&%^&%^&%^&%^&$^%$#@%@#$@$@#$#@!$@#$#$%#%$%^$^&%&&*^&*^ This is our place to vent, away from the women..:twitch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
square Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by ClueTwo And you....@#$%#%#$%#$^%$^$%^$%^$&$&^^%&%^&%^&%^&%^&$^%$#@%@#$@$@#$#@!$@#$#$%#%$%^$^&%&&*^&*^ This is our place to vent, away from the women..:twitch: 'cause women dont know how to use computers, let alone this fancy inter-web. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 gee, im glad that i dont have a girlfriend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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