old*824 Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 light bulbs from beirut sold by lebanese in suits beautifull city on the mediterranean devastated by civil war, now isnt that cute..not really, death is gritty and there was countless massacres to boot... so now they get it on with lebanese light bulb time bombs, hash casings is whats making em the hit, cause when they pop yous gettin got. people flippin the switches get off lucky with stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 allright, next topic vegetarian alligators wearing gucci. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 vegetarian alligators rocken gucci, at the taquaria looken for prada sporten alligator coochie, eatin beans and rice and not little kids thats both naughty and nice, still fuck you up and spit you out if you aint doin him right, vegetarian alligators rocken gucci, at the taquaria looken for prada sporten alligator coochie, eatin plantanes thinking his homeys eatin hippos and zebras are deranged cause he rocks italian fashion to maintain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 next topic... hmmm.....how about... building refigerators and such refrigeration production is where i run my work station, stayen clean im down with the washing machine team dishwasher clicks the fams, rocken hard like the cycle for pots and pans... little homeys makin toasters instead of toasten you and roasten you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeSt! Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Shit OLD you nailed those lebense lightbulbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Some written rhymes for an audio track I'm working on called Dreaming of Alexandria... My apologies for the shittiness... I dip quills quickly inside but it's sticky and dry Like the product opium smokers hit to get high Till we wither and die caught up in pivotal times Spit trivial rhymes the weight we grasp should break our backs Reminiscing of days when building was Masons' task And Monuments they made with slabs; granite and limestone In the blazing sand; its tough to handle the ride though I'm glad to arrive home, when planets allign strong The damage to minds done with cans of rustoleum Some manage to hold thier guns, scavenge petroleum Rock like a boulders son keeping heat beneath your feet Until I'm too weak to speak, maybe they've beaten me Have I seen defeat? Maybe she was shrouded in lies In a cowards disguise I had no power to fight The flower of life only blooms an hour in time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Building Refrigerators?....hahahaha..good one Old... I spend my spare time constructing refrigerators on the weekends put precisely together so the freon won't be leakin' so it's contents will be ice cold with no chance to grow mold the doors pressed in platinum with shelves dipped in gold the ice and water mechinism pours frigid keg beer on tap--- not to many other builders can compete with that...... the quality is there and they are the best built with a custom drain at the bottom for spilled milk... the freezer temperature guage is recessed for extra room for pork loins,tv dinners,ground beef and chicken breasts the appearance will leave some consumers impressed.. making them want to switch alliances damn,maybe I should start building other kitchen appliances... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Platinum and gold? I got a rusted out unit It runs on a hemi and i need to fine tune it every time i open the fridge it back fires it leaks fluids and smells like burning tires it has exposed wires and other electrical hazards try to get at my beer and it'll shock you bastards hahah best topic ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 ^^^^^hahahaha.....MR.YUCK by a landslide!!!.....good stuff bro..I've had a fridge like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Ha. Yo check your mail foolio. Its dirt neck time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 I was browsin the New York 3000 Astounded by the amount of whores for pounding I'm stuck at the bottom of my Snapple Help, I'm downing You got half steps like amputees plus a cramp and you lackin steez so I collapse your chest til you can't even sneeze Please believe I will come and topple you with a butterfinger in the jacket I'll stay robbin you All bold in the square cirlce tryin to be the lord of the ring but that's what hobbits do. This time I'll say it with tact, for your own good Please, just stop it dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FR8HOUND Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 the next rhyme, some context, my refrigerator, on the assembly line, some hungover dude ,must of made her the shevles all broke, i got milk all in the cracks, and i cant even sit a loaf of bread on the racks, my freezer makes ice, too much ,my shit be frozen i chop with an icepick to find the meat ive chosen, the handles broke off, and the water trays busted my girl goes in my fridge and says, damn babe, thats digusting my cheese is all moldy, and the milk is thick and sour everytime i plug it in, i got cold, for just an hour the door stciks open, the weatherstripping is peeling i kicked the fucker shut, and my right foot ,lost its feeling, everytime i grab the door i get shocked, down to my feet, so i pushed the frigidaire right out into the street.... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 1 8 7 ON A MOTHA FUCKIN COP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 hah...word...that was tight all of em.. my brain is currently out of order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 shiiiiiit let me get at this piece.... YOYOYO....YO YO...YOU MUTHER FUCK!!! SHEEEET!! BAP BAP BAP NIGGA WHAT!!! UUUHH HOMEEY!!! :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Originally posted by 26SidedCube My party was bumpin' at the Hilton, tripped out, seein' midgets, RUMPLESTILTSKIN. yo yo, there I was, four jars of refridgerated blood, pluss midget pubic shavings, spread. I asked this lady, with a glass eye ball if she eat my asshole out. So crazy I need four hundred bucks for greyhound's take a friend with you program. I called three strippers, and when they wuz delivered I removed six kidneys and two livers, the one lady's liver had green spots and aids. it's all good lady, here have some cherry kool aid. Oh woops I missed and that drink that was piss, we all have holes in are stomach don't tell me mobsters don't love it. I have sex on their couches while they're in the master bedroom snoozing. plus I'm leaving cum stains on the drapes, how they got there, no one knows, I was just shoving a pinnochio dick up some burnt out ho, I think she cried and a semen tear drop popped out her eye. that's why she buried now, one glass dick in her mouth, and two of her kids, go look under the bridge I666 north. where she's at, there's fresh dirt and a broken sword. just don't digger up, or else I'll come back, UPS, super system, delivery, I'm at your door. Originally posted by se_FOUR I am fred bang bang ya`ll dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePoet Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 but seriously why the fuck do you kids always act so damn gangster, seriously i'm sure none of you fuckers have "busted a cap" in anyones ass, so quit with your gay ass hard ass image and fuckn rap about something fuckn important. peace :burned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Originally posted by GucciCondom 1 8 7 ON A MOTHA FUCKIN COP that takes the cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Re: but seriously Originally posted by ThePoet why the fuck do you kids always act so damn gangster, seriously i'm sure none of you fuckers have "busted a cap" in anyones ass, so quit with your gay ass hard ass image and fuckn rap about something fuckn important. peace :burned: hey bitch, assume the position and get on your nees, cuz bitch ass whiners like you get treated like a prostitute, you cock eyed faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 In a humble sorrow but expressionate voice... Listen up little cat you dont wanna be me the shit I went through is nothing for anyone to see no one should retrieve the hidden past of red-ee its full of the worst examples the most blood thirst-ee for real it aint about liven it up or gettin fucked up its about clinging on to life clinging on to dear life torn from despair and from trife rising from humiliation and dehuminazation rising to build a nation rising with no one no one was there no one will ever be there dont talk about fair, or justice just this once wanna hear you say fuck it on my life Ill rise one day hold on little cat if you wanna be me you gotta know know one day all this shit will go go as fast as it came stay up and stay the same it will be hard I dont expect you to do it I only know myself and I KNOW I went through it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 This land of opportunity turned her back on me given jobs to underpaid foreign refugees when i wake all i see is a warped but true reallity walkin around muggin with a fuck you mentallity if theres a way i dont know it, if theres hope i cant see it I wanna do the right thing but America dont believe it so im stuck on these cold streets tryna achieve it the pressure keeps buildin and theres no way to relieve it zombies walk the streets tryna escape the pain of a society that gave up on a man with no name who forgot the whole reason of what he was runnin from but met a white lady that makes his body numb. and I never forget that my heart is my strongest muscle and i strive on for redemption as the streets still bustle but we all gotta eat so rocks get cooked up and sold and you can got to the pen or die before you get old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 my new hit single Poppin Cherrys At The Motel 6..a g-unit and chingy collabo! Peeps call me up {*phone ring*} said it's a ho-tel party Just bring the liquor there's already eight young shawties I'm on my way (way) let me stop by the store Get a 12 pack of gucci rubbaz, plus an ounce of 'dro, ya know? Now I'm on highway 270 needin' Natural Bridge Road I'm already blowed, hit third I'm a get blowed some mo' Pulled up, stop parked, rims still spinning 7 year old on a smoke break look like she jus got done neck n chinnen To room 490 I'm headed, on my way up There's three pre-teen girls on the elevator like "wassup" I told em follow me they looked nice and ripe Its bout to be me poppin they cherry tonight Knock on the door I'm on the scene of things Busted in, Henny bottle to the face! Fuck it then, feel like my head a toxic waste There's some pretty girls in herre, cant wait to whip out my shit n give em a tastr Talking bout "that's that dude that sing 'Gangbang G-moms' he glistening" I ain't come to talk (talk) I ain't come to sit (sit) What I came for was to find out what youngbull I'm gon hit, aww shit -chorus- Every gradeschool we go through All the youngins around suck my whole crew (nigga WHAT?!) We bang em hard like we 'sposed to Nigga you can front if you want, we be poppin them cherrys (YEAH!) Every gradeschool we go through All the youngins around suck my whole crew (nigga WHAT?!) We bang em hard like we 'sposed to (ha ha) Nigga you can front if you want, we be poppin them cherrys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Originally posted by 455 I guess cats stress in this mess like a Chysler on a Conquest complex concepts thats fire!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck and you can got to the pen or die before you get old. yo yuck that shit is also FIRE!!! but can you clear this last line up? It doesnt sound right at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Originally posted by old*824 HALF SHORT TWICE STRONG...TAKE YOUR VEINS AND INJECT VENOM IN YOUR ARMS. MIND VANDAL LIFE SCANDALS TIME TRIALS AND DEATH DENIALS LIFE LIVING CHRIST KILLING MIND PEELING VIOLENT REACTIONS INTERACTIONS THATS DISTRACTION ON ATTRACTION. daaaaaamn!!! that shit is FIRE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Originally posted by FuckWhitey yo yuck that shit is also FIRE!!! but can you clear this last line up? It doesnt sound right at all In this life its prison or or death before you grow old. Bling. I dunno. I think i wanna rework the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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