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Mine was going alright... (whistle, whistle... birds chirping)

 

UNTIL...

 

I was T-boned at an intersection by a Chevy Suburban that ran a red light and smacked my homboys ride going about 45 mph.

 

Just got back from the ER.

 

Me and my buddy smacked heads, mine jerked to the side and cracked into the window. Somehow my arm twisted and my elbow cut open. Oh, and my neck and head is throbing.

 

Although this sucks real hard, the doctor gave me a script for some pills, and told me not to go to work next week, and to avoid any and all phsical activity. Sweet!

 

Oh... and the sorta funny thing is, we were smoking a joint right as the car hit us, so at first all we were worring about was scrambleing to find the joint.

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Shit Im glad ya'll are okay.

 

I watched this dude dunk some girl on her head and her shit busted. I saw it coming before it even happend. These fools were at a house party watching this ultimate fighting shit getting all pumped up. This girl charged some dude joking around and her put her on her head, then let out a roar. I don't think i have ever laughed so hard at some drunken fools in my life. I split before the police came.:lol:

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friday: crowded college bar, got shitty & laughed at ugly frat bastards as girls rejected them

 

saturday: visited/photographed magnolia, melpomene & calliope housing projects, as well as holt cemetery. checked out a new club downtown ("HEAT" very gay) walked around the park, got stoned, failed an anonymous/voluntary sobriety test in the lobby @ my dorm. yay

 

sunday: blur

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Originally posted by BOZACK

Saturday: checked out a new club downtown ("HEAT" very gay)

 

sunday: blur

So you got faded at a gay club and woke up in a drug induced fog on sunday in bed next to "Antonio".......great weekend bro. Maximum penetration I'm sure.

 

Anyways.....

 

i went to a bar with some friends on friday night after drinking for a few hours at my buddies house. Bar rowdiness, TOTAL bathroom annihilation with very tricky "stand up on bowl and piss all over toilet seat cover" manuever, broke a chair on the bar patio by accident but caused a big scene, watched this japanese girl in our party make out with my gf, drove the lexus home drunk, woke up on saturday, had dinner at mums, helped gf out with paper today, slept, my weekend was better than yours.

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bitch...i masturbate to thinking of fine bitches and lexzus's. im drunk.

 

um,,,,i grabbed ass and tits and exchanged numbers...i remember aproximatley 75% of the weekend after this.....so sevent feezy on 48reezy is 36 hours divided by sleeping EQUALS i bought my homeys nachos and budlight cause we had fun i called this wigger out for wiggering to much....but naw.....roldrengishi is rallrove......bitch....

 

motherfucker.....

 

thats it bitch.....motherfucer....

 

i really talk like this in person.....give a fuck....

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oj by the way...yeah..im from oj juice simpson land..

 

yeah. i found the flash light.

 

i just got drunk and forgot where it went.

 

 

iobligitro=e-aklewjgfasoijf motherfucker inseraskldjgfaowiejgfask./dmvaslkdjkldjaskl;djfas

 

 

i got beez kneez cuzzz.

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fri day - cant remember, must have been shit

saturday - got a case of longnecks with a homie and watched the world cup final( not that you americans would have any idea about that) as promised streaked aorund the block after australia lost and went for a fucken wasted bomb

sunday- tried to go see elf but was sold out ,damn

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Originally posted by kido

Oh... and the sorta funny thing is, we were smoking a joint right as the car hit us, so at first all we were worring about was scrambleing to find the joint.

 

i know that feeling...

"ahhh shit, i dropped the zoot!"

"fucking find it before it burns a hole dammit!"

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

But yeah, I'm in the hangover boat, for the second day in a row. Got smashed Friday at a huge salsa concert in a town plaza (dollar beers, $2.50 drinks), then crashed at a homie's pad and completely destroyed the place with shaving cream for some reason, then shit gets blurry. Woke up feeling like death.

 

Then last night I went to a reggae concert, got re-smashed, hit up a few bars afterwards, then brught people back and drank at my place till 5 am. Laughed my ass off when my best friend's date, who he was drooling over for, turned out to be a lesbian.

 

 

Further developments pointed to her being bi, not a lesbian, so he's a winner. Yesterday I spent my lovely hangover playing Zelda, then I watched Master and Commander later that night. I was pretty good.

 

Back to workstyles. Thanksgiving weekend coming up, w00t.

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pretty tame, but on friday i saw the best/worst/best again band play at a house show ever! they were the GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS, and their gimmick is that they are the self proclaimed worst band ever. their "rythym" guitarist just stood there with his guitar drinking beer half the set.. they are all fat fuckers in face paint and homeade shitty costumes like lumberjack in short shorts and shit like that.... i think their whole thing is to see how many people they can make leave before they are done. with song titles like "dead hos dont say no' and 'if you can walk through mud, you can fuck through blood" they did very well with that goal. the lead guitarist stripped down to a leather s & m thong for the last song. fat hairy motherfucker.

 

comedy gold.

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Got zooted as shit with hockey players all weekend... almost got in about 15 fights... got some prostitute half naked on the side of the street for the fuck of it... got a drink thrown in my face... squeezed a good amount of sweet and sour sauce in some slut's hair... almost witnessed a few people getting stabbed... went to the guitar center grand opening and saw a bunch of motherfuckers... destroyed my liver... got drunk for free in hoboken last night... got a whole shit ton of software for my computer for free.

 

All in all a pretty alright weekend.

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congrats /

 

on friday I actually went to a cool show, art was displayed from sculpture to paintings/illustrations, then there was a digital video showcase, some animation some straight up movies, then three performances, a super crazy juggler guy , a semi hot belly dancer, and then about an hour of breakdancing.

the one time I didnt bring a camera to get some good flicks, it ended up being a good time.

 

the rest of the weekend I worked.

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my leg is all jacked from an accident with circus props.

 

I was haning inverted from these straps at a warehouse party,

and the girl who was doingthe circus show was guiding me though

some basic moves, when my buddy decides to give me a spin.

Well I end up hanging from my one leg and it still feels funny 2 days later.

 

circus girls have hot little boddies!

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flew across the country back to the home state, met up with old friends, casino's, family, lots of beer and whiskey, went to the michigan vs. ohio state football game (bad ass!), white castle, drank too much and made bad decisions (twice), hopped on a plane just as the sleet and cold were coming in. now i am fucking exhausted and getting the hell out of work and going to the crib to sleep for 12 or 14 hours.

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