Guest fr8lover Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 ...the sub and drink in the 7 11 commercial bling bling when they do a close up? http://www.missioncreep.com/humor/eyedrop.jpg'> http://www.missioncreep.com/humor/stand.jpg'> [This message has been edited by fr8lover (edited 08-30-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeoo Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 http://www.missioncreep.com/humor/stand.jpg'> you could tip her like a cow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 sleep standing up ------------------ http://www.brokenschool.com/12oz/signature.gif'> Broken Schooled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammo Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 hahahaha, my friend has that book. its like stupid chinese inventions or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 that lady sleeping standing up.. Heres how it was invented. Some American went over there with a broke leg. And was on crutches. So he lost a crutch on the subway. So the chinese were like 'ching chong! wha da fook is dis?! hong kong phoooo!!' since they were so short the top came up to their chin, and the regular sized American it went to his armpit like it should. So they thought ' hong soo thai ta ting toot! I poot it unda mah chin! ching chang!' Then the guy fell asleep. And some chinese punk kids came and took his wallet on the subway when he was asleep. So to make his money back he mass produced american crutches and tried to sell them to the people. but only that one chick bought it. and she fell asleep on the subway with it and missed her stop. that caused her to be late for work and she lost her job. word got out that those things were cursed and nobody ever bought one again. the guy selling them had to make his money doing gay scat porn. and that chick? well, we've all seen that one photo of the chick shooting diarrhea out of her ass, you make the connection. Oh and what happened to the punk kids you ask? They lived happily ever after. And spent that guys money on some paint, because they were punks, get it? ::rain main voice:: Definitely a bad invention, definitely a bad invention Damn Im bored, and tired. I hope someone got a chuckle out of all that nonsense, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 I saw that book...like they have wiper glasses and stupid shit like that.... still make for interesting pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hipnos Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 Originally posted by mapo wc: that lady sleeping standing up.. Heres how it was invented. Some American went over there with a broke leg. And was on crutches. So he lost a crutch on the subway. So the chinese were like 'ching chong! wha da fook is dis?! hong kong phoooo!!' since they were so short the top came up to their chin, and the regular sized American it went to his armpit like it should. So they thought ' hong soo thai ta ting toot! I poot it unda mah chin! ching chang!' Then the guy fell asleep. And some chinese punk kids came and took his wallet on the subway when he was asleep. So to make his money back he mass produced american crutches and tried to sell them to the people. but only that one chick bought it. and she fell asleep on the subway with it and missed her stop. that caused her to be late for work and she lost her job. word got out that those things were cursed and nobody ever bought one again. the guy selling them had to make his money doing gay scat porn. and that chick? well, we've all seen that one photo of the chick shooting diarrhea out of her ass, you make the connection. Oh and what happened to the punk kids you ask? They lived happily ever after. And spent that guys money on some paint, because they were punks, get it? ::rain main voice:: Definitely a bad invention, definitely a bad invention Damn Im bored, and tired. I hope someone got a chuckle out of all that nonsense, haha. wow that was stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 31, 2001 Share Posted August 31, 2001 http://www.punkassgear.com/gothcon/pics/pics.by.kristoff/glue.tastes.funny.jpg'> not diggin the spots. your nose looks like a clump of cheese and the lady in the backround is DEATH FACE! ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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