Gunm Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Ill Shit in my Soup So i picked up some Campbells chicken soup from the store for my cold. I'm eating it when i take notice of how FOUL the little chunks of chicken that are floating in my soup. I'm looking at a neat little pile of them in the trash can right now. they look like the nastiest little pieces of cancerous aborted filth that fell off the assembly line at the slaughterhouse and got swept down a chute by the nightman labeled "To Campbells Processing Plant". Aggghhhh...at least with the Wolfgang Puck soup i'm getting Chicken flavored soy chunks. No pretensions there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 fuck meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 i heard the vegetables in campbell soup are everything thats not fit to be sold in the grocery store boiled and with a shit load of salt. campbell soup is bad for you, i mean your getting like half your sodium intake for the day on one can and its vege's are void of any antioxidents or vitamin so might as well just eat cheeseburger. or make soup. making soup is fun. i like eating home made soup. word is bond. im geekin out on a 12oz post spree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Haha. Im sendin that post to the campbells company lens. We'll see what they have to say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 It's all about the Campbells Tomato and a grilled cheese sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 why would you shit in your soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by FunktionOne It's all about the Campbells Tomato and a grilled cheese sandwich :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by FunktionOne It's all about the Campbells Tomato and a grilled cheese sandwich WONK SAGGIN.... :yum: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck Haha. Im sendin that post to the campbells company lens. We'll see what they have to say about that. Please do but i don't think i'll ever eat campbells again...not after what Old*324 just dropped on me.....::retchin':: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity why would you shit in your soup? yeh did anyone else think this thread was titled "i'll shit in my soup" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by Sarah Tonin yeh did anyone else think this thread was titled "i'll shit in my soup" Me. I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Originally posted by DETO Me. I did. me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Hate to break it to ya man, but there are SO many products out there that make use of scraps. I work with fresh produce and I can think of a bunch of products that are made from leftovers. those mini carrots in the bag - made from broken carrots Pre-made salads (salads in a bag) - made from heads of lettuce that were too small or had some rot or infestation on them Fruit salad - made from anything that is not "consumer friendly" - i.e. it doesn't look nice and therefore won't sell. There's tons of products out there that are made from food that has lost its "potential". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 i heard that a lot of tomato paste comes from china and they use human waste as fertilizer. so your eating pizza with tomato paste grown in human feces. sounds yummy huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 21, 2003 Author Share Posted November 21, 2003 Oh man...I was just bitching about my soup......nowi've got full fledged food paranoia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Processed foods. The huge companies that produce them aren't going to buy top quality ingredients to make them. They're going to get stuff that can be purchased cheaply and still pass taste, product, and safety standards. Nothing more, nothing less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Meh. Then again I smoke drink excesively and eat shit that i find on the floor. If it comes from a bag or a can no matter what kinda left overs its made from is a step up for me. It all tastes the same. I just dont have high standards like i used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 the first post is funny, i didn't read the rest, because i ate some antidepressant called trazodone, and i don't feel like reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Arcel...this is cause for alarm! why are you taking neurological pathway changing medications? your very smart. wheres !@#$% on this one....shes smart to.....anti deppressents are scary man......be carefull! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 It's because it is fowl. Get it? Huh? Huh? I said did you get it? Oh, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 was ten o clock really five hours ago ? wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Whatever dude, you're gonna feel icky if you eat something that isn't absolute top-of-the-line high quality pretty? Back in the 19th century, almost everything we ate was half-rotten. Don't be a fucking pansy, enhance your immune system. Eat dirt. Undercook meat. Lick the blue shit on the fruit. Drink the gray water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 lick the blue shit on the fruit, hahaha, so im not alone after all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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