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Poop Man Bob

My neighbors are having very, very loud sex right now.

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Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

i dropped intangible fame off one night and his neighbor was walking around naked. so i watched her for a minute or so, perveract steez. then i think i was seen, so i got the hellupoutta there.

 

were you not there when we pulled up to the ground level window to see them boning in the kitchen? Thank god the only thing I could see was her naked ass wrapped around him...needless to say I went to sleep and who ever was still in the car stayed to watch...

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Originally posted by IntangibleFame

were you not there when we pulled up to the ground level window to see them boning in the kitchen? Thank god the only thing I could see was her naked ass wrapped around him...needless to say I went to sleep and who ever was still in the car stayed to watch...

 

.... and madderbadded.

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Originally posted by old*824

exposistion is all gravy player....you wasnt knowing?

 

GRAVY

BUTTER

PUDDING

 

 

 

 

 

DID I MENTION BUTTER.

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egads man?

 

what the deal with tiny tim up in the mix......sexual content of the discussion and what not, i think a Thai porn star would be a bit more appropriate.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

.... and madderbadded.

 

hahahaha.. chuckle.. bare knuckle... masturbation...

 

chokin the chicken, gropin the dickhead, opening the deferens, scoping out some specimens, bustin on your next of kin, bustin on her neck and then, givin her pearl necklace, giving her the worst breakfast, the next morning, down the inside of the neck fast a swarm of, spermies adorning her jewlery then watching porno and fooling with your tool, moving onto the next wifey like a mormon, then after thats done going home and stormin' the norman, thinkin bout natalie portman, drinkin some nasty oregon, home grown vodka from some yokles bathtub while jerking your dick imagining the missus giving you a backrub/ and genetial kisses as theyre called in the generally descriptive book on sex you wish youd written but you just look at the pictures/ and stuff your piece in a hole in your bed till your dick hurts, your shit's worked, swollen and red.

 

 

MAAAAAsturbation is the key to life. my dad and his girlfriend used to have loooud ass sex and there room used to be right above mine.. now ive moved down to the basement and they dont do that shit anywhere near as much and i cant hear it... but damn when that shit first started i was young, like 11 or so... i remember crying because it wouldnt stop, it was like torture.. and my dad had the fucking nerve to tell me i had to deal with it cuz when i cried he had to come down and talk to me and "had to stop what he was doing." it never occured to me at the time cuz i didnt understand but damn, what an ass.

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my dad gave my brother a lecture once about masturbating before soccer games... he was like 12 at the time.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

so I suppose the asbestos...

 

it's always 'the asbestos' with you...

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

My girl and I always feel inadequate

 

ha ha, right.. im sure your girl feels so inadequate... :D

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Guest willy.wonka

its your girl thats getting the shit-end of the stick..

 

i would break down and start maturbating and even try to peek in on them...to see whats really going on...then if they look good..i would ring the doorbell and run.

 

compete with the nieghbors homie!!what are you doin'?!

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Originally posted by willy.wonka

compete with the nieghbors homie!

 

you know what, this is a good idea. This is the sorta thing that can put some extra pep into your sex life.

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My girlfriend just hypothesized that, in order to compete, we should not have sex on weekdays, then explode in a fury of humping on the weekends.

 

I told her no way. I want my weekday lovin'.

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I do remember once my mom told me when me and Jessica had sex that we would need to keep it down. She said if she could hear it down the hall then my sister could hear it in the room right next to us. I swear we never got too loud.. I mean, she would moan (moan is an ugly word for what she did.. but thats the best description) but that would be like twice and then I would tell her to be alittle more quiet... and yeah.. it never got too loud.

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im sure my neighbors hate me...

 

 

 

my ex-girl and i used to have sex a minimum of 3 or 4 times a night...

 

 

:eek:

 

 

one day ill find another girl down enough for that....but until then...

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Again.

 

Squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky squeeky.

 

Scream.

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You should see what kind of effect blasting different types of music has on them. Try pumping out all the sick tunes from bands like Wham! or Master P.

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<span style='color:black'>Hahaha. Have you tried cheering them on through the wall or ceiling or whatever? "OH YEAH!!! HIT IT DOG. LET HER HAVE IT. OH DONT STOP NOW GIRL!! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE." Then when they are done start cheering for them all loud.</span>

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