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What are you going to get for your loved ones this xmas?

 

 

*With some luck:

 

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That baby for my girl.

 

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This for my sis and her boy for their new crib

 

 

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These for my mom and pops (its an inside joke)

 

12oz shirts for my dawggs and giant 'eat the rich' panties for my dawgettes(not bitches)

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I was talking to my sister last night and she says

 

Sis: "You know Lens, I'd love it if you got me a digital camera for christmas."

 

Lens: "how much do they go for?"

 

Sis: "about 150-200 dollars"

 

Lens: "hell no. if i'm spending that much money on someone, it'll be my gf."

 

Sis: ::gets very quiet and bitter. hangs up::

 

Merry Christmas jackfucks.

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Originally posted by Tesseract

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This for my sis and her boy for their new crib

i likes!

Sheeit, I gotta get sooo much stuff

*boyfriend= already got him electric guitar (joint b-day/xmas present)

*mum= crock pot

*dad= Chicago Tribune books of crossword puzzles

*sister=Obsession perfume

 

I can't even go thru the list, there's too many. Although 2 of my friends will be the lucky owners of the Style Wars DVD.

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my parents and sister are getting 12oz t shirts and my ex is getting a dvd player and cash. my friends and realitives will get homemade cards and drinks on me if i happen to run in to them.

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for the first christmas i actully have money, got my lazy ass a job. the sad thing is probly nothin much. maybe a cd for the bros. a calendar for my ma and maybe a hug for my dad.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

TESS!!! MOTHER FUCKER DID YOU PAINT IT OR BUY IT MOTHER FUCKER ONER.

 

:lol:

definitely! fuck, that's an awesome painting

 

it's split up on two canvases, right?

 

 

im rocking a boneroner

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damn, people are throwing down dough for their significant others... i should get a girlfriend real quick before christmas...

 

probably get my dad some gay shit like a gift certificate because i never know what the fuck to get him... maybe i'll get a job as a christmas present to him and my mom. if so, im going to break my weed-fast for the holiday break as a present for myself, since theyre not about to buy me an akai mpc. i'll make my parents purdy cards.. im broke.

 

edit: that painting and a documentary on jackson pollock have inspired me to make paintings/art for my peeps. thats gonna be a grip of work but fun... my friends wont be expecting to get anything, they'll prolly flip when i bust out like "i painted this for you it symbolizes something about you" or some such sentimental-rental-car-denter-dental-fart.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

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that painting is awesome...

 

did you do it?

 

im lovin it like that mcdonalds commercial. yao mings?

 

Originally posted by E MARTYR

TESS!!! MOTHER FUCKER DID YOU PAINT IT OR BUY IT MOTHER FUCKER ONER.

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

Originally posted by test pattern

definitely! fuck, that's an awesome painting

 

it's split up on two canvases, right?

 

 

im rocking a boneroner

 

 

Originally posted by wiseguy

hey tesseract, is that painting of brazil? kinda reminds me of there.

 

 

ayo,

 

I didnt paint it, a good friend of mine did and then she gave it to me, for free. Its two seperate canvases and its a view of athens bulidings from said girls roof. Its pretty fuckin good, yes

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everyone is getting something i brought back from China

 

 

mom - jade necklace and earrings, a silk embroidered thing, hand dyed silk scarf

sister - black pearl necklace, and a white pearl necklace and a cloissone bracelet

dad - a chinese painted scroll with a red tree on it, and a stamp with his name in chinese, and an old chinese coin

oma - a hand woven all silk mini-rug with a dragon in it

various other relatives - pearl necklaces, cloisonne bracelets, embroidered things.

i'm glad i don't have a boyfriend to buy for this year.

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