old*824 Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 you know? i dont give a fuck. yeah bitch i like to get drunk and put the flask to my face pass out in the grass while erasing all traces of my past. i dont want to quit. id rather drink myself to death. i try. but not that hard. so while im youngin still......i drank heavy for the last ten years and it comes down to this. the world does not provide a place amongst eachother..us humans..that deserves my fulltime sobriety. and fuckit right....cause im special and they got more to lose by not having me around then i do. fuck society. id rather drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 you sir are drunk...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 19, 2003 Author Share Posted November 19, 2003 hah....you know whats funny? i drove my parent to alchohol support groups for having an alchoholic son. give a fuck though. when i came up my friends were introvenious(sp?) meth addicts that did shady shit....and im like..yeah man..i drink fortys and cause ruckus....whats your fucking problem. i went to aa. fuck aa. stopping drinking makes me unhappy. this world is fucked so whats it matter if im drunk and calling in sick most of my time. my bills are paid. i guess im saying this world drove me to be an alchoholic. cause i dont give a fuck enough to spend 3 days in a row sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 big bear is 7.5%, right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 a friend of mine and myself have been drunk for the last 2 months almost nihtly off of Bacardi Vanilla and/or jagermeister and red bull....dead drunk most nights....:dazed: ah, fuck it you only live once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 19, 2003 Author Share Posted November 19, 2003 yo Arcel.. does big bear taste better than old gold? allthough....old gold with a guiness poured in to the label taste like guiness the rest of the way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 ya damn alkys..gimme your keys! no drinking and drivin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 19, 2003 Author Share Posted November 19, 2003 yeah...fine....you can have my bus pass and bike lock key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 hahahahaha.. you made me choke on my milk you had me laughing so hard.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 20, 2003 Author Share Posted November 20, 2003 you know your an alchoholic when your divorced and drunk and are considering asking your roomates to buy you beer cause you lost your id when your drunk and dont want to go to the store even though you got to glasses of beer left and want to work in the am. i should probably stop drinking. but i like drinking. its what i do. i drink write work and drink and drink. fuck society. fuck it all....give me a place to sleep a decent paying job and a oppurtunity to paint shit plus som mauroaskidjfasopidjfasl;kdjfasl;d....im a happy mother fucker...ill raise a kid real honest. ahhhhhhhhh......fuck.......im not even done drinking my beer and stilll wanta get more drunk. im a loser booozer. fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drink40s Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 fuck yeah, ive drank a 40 or more every day this week, today i drank a 40 of oe, smoked a bowl, stole a 12 oz henry weinhards from my neighbors fridge, then took some xanax, im chiilling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by DETO jagermeister and red bull..... that nice ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 i've been on a vodka w/beer chasers diet for a while now, and it's working tremendously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 hell yeah to saying fuck it. i drink everyday. before work, after work, and a lot of the time while im walking home from work. but you know what? i keep a steady job, pay my bills, and go to school and get grades. its not that i hate life and need an escape. beer is delicious and makes me happy. heres to microbrews... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by krie that nice ? jager blasters rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 getting drunk and eating asian butt. I was on a serious cocktail trip for the last three or so years but now i'm more into my alcohol straight on the rocks, vodka tonic, A little E & J in a glass, my gf and i raiding her mom's cognac case at her house. God, i love cognac...half a shot of good cognac is like taking four shots of jaeger. So classy. but i love jaeger....it's like a delightfully warm coat of tar plastering the inside of my stomach on a cold afternoon...I was drunk on jaeger the first time i ate my gf's butt out. yum yum. Alcohol is so great...I love getting my drink on more than weed these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 alcohol makes butt eating gggggrrrreat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Originally posted by dowmagik alcohol makes butt eating gggggrrrreat hell yeah ::slapping high five w/dowmagik:: Down wit da B.E.C. I forgot to mention another great alcohol that is to be savored like fine wine and that would be.... Petron Silver with a wedge of lime to suck on. yum yumm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 20, 2003 Author Share Posted November 20, 2003 yuck.... eating asshole is gross...clean pussy is one thing.....but asshole? YUCK..... lets just talk about lots of malt liqour and penetration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 20, 2003 Author Share Posted November 20, 2003 after three fortys......im really drunk....yes...yes its true.....if you drink not three but actually four..false advertising on my part....FOUR FORTYS.....you to can get drunk and try to go to work in the morning..... but since i work when ever the fuck i feel like it.....its a o motherfucking k. platinium playeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 im pretty sure drinking too much has made me stupid anyone else share this feeling ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 20, 2003 Author Share Posted November 20, 2003 when filling out job applications for minimum wage.... do you have a full time job..... i list STUPID OFF FORTYS>........ really its fun...be a derilict boozer that hustles and just fills out job apps drunk for fun....... its my new reality tv show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 how old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss cheese Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 I drink about everyday, but I'm not proud of it. I don't care to quit either, just reduce the intake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 ^^exactly. I admit that I have a drinking problem. This is something that I am definately not proud of. I don't want to quit so I guess you could say that I drink in moderation ( 2-3 times a week). DRINKING HEAVILY EVERYDAY WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN !! forreal dude. Cant sleep, cant fuck... etc, *being the weekend warrior suits me fine right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 i'm currently having a killer hangover, so i can't say that i'm glad that ima alcoholic. i should change my mind in a few hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 beer is the greates thing on this earth...40 ounces to freedom....Olde english, 211 steel reserve mafucka! those little heinakin mini kegs fuickin love that shit i only drink on the weekends tho....i kno how to use moderation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 The drink that ties one on and then gives your spirit wings! Originally posted by krie that nice ? i used to dig "liquid cocaine" redbull and vodka, then i tried red bull and jager and loved it JAGER AND WINGS submitted by HumboldtNation Description The drink that ties one on and then gives your spirit wings! 1-can Red Bull 2-oz Jager Ice Drop in a few cubes of ice Splash in the Jager Pour the Red Bull over the top Enjoy! --->Also good shaken and strained! http://www.jager.com/media/images/jager_rock.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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