Vanity Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 SomeGuyontheBoard: yeap SomeGuyontheBoard: 6:30 TinFoilTVAntenna: get to it SomeGuyontheBoard: get to what? sleep? TinFoilTVAntenna: yeah TinFoilTVAntenna: im not even bothering TinFoilTVAntenna: i never sleep well on sundays TinFoilTVAntenna: i dunno why SomeGuyontheBoard: the weekend gets you all thrown off TinFoilTVAntenna: perhaps TinFoilTVAntenna: i think i catch up on too much sleep SomeGuyontheBoard: like I said, I always get 3-4 hours of sleep an ight anyway SomeGuyontheBoard: I can sleep when I'm 30 and have 3 kids, a wife I can't stand and a job I want to kill myself over SomeGuyontheBoard: then I can sleep SomeGuyontheBoard: right now, it's prime time TinFoilTVAntenna: lol TinFoilTVAntenna: well TinFoilTVAntenna: you could always beat em all until you're tired SomeGuyontheBoard: haha SomeGuyontheBoard: this weekend sucked ass TinFoilTVAntenna: why? TinFoilTVAntenna: sleeping rocks SomeGuyontheBoard: yeah but I don't want to look back in 10 years and go "Man, I slept away the best years of my life...." TinFoilTVAntenna: i dunno TinFoilTVAntenna: i hate that whole "sleep when im dead attitude" SomeGuyontheBoard: then hate me. TinFoilTVAntenna: you need sleep to operate correctly SomeGuyontheBoard: sleep is for the people who don't have enough to do. :) TinFoilTVAntenna: i hate you cause you're a slut TinFoilTVAntenna: lol SomeGuyontheBoard: I'm so not a slut but you can think that if it makes you happy TinFoilTVAntenna: i havce plenty to do.. like sleep ;) TinFoilTVAntenna: heh, i just said that to mess w/ you TinFoilTVAntenna: slut TinFoilTVAntenna: heh SomeGuyontheBoard: haha SomeGuyontheBoard: i wish I was a slut TinFoilTVAntenna: i do sometimes TinFoilTVAntenna: when i got the porn going SomeGuyontheBoard: hahaha TinFoilTVAntenna: or even like talking to a hoe on the phone sometimes TinFoilTVAntenna: but man SomeGuyontheBoard: I dunno..real girls just don't compare usually to porn girls TinFoilTVAntenna: im the type of guy that once i nut, i dont even wanna talk to em TinFoilTVAntenna: i just wanna go have a sandwich SomeGuyontheBoard: hahaha me too SomeGuyontheBoard: I've never cuddled after sex SomeGuyontheBoard: not once TinFoilTVAntenna: well, sometimes i think of chicks on my list, or that i've hung out w/ and think about hollering.. but it always passes SomeGuyontheBoard: It's all a big waste of time really TinFoilTVAntenna: the cuddling or the sex? SomeGuyontheBoard: girls and anything that has to deal with them TinFoilTVAntenna: ha ha TinFoilTVAntenna: word TinFoilTVAntenna: i don't know if the hopes are gonna help me or hurt me TinFoilTVAntenna: on one hand, they're healthy TinFoilTVAntenna: on the other, they lead to becomming unhealthy SomeGuyontheBoard: I think, honestly, the only reason I still even try is because I've got this belief instilled me, from somewhere, that the "one" is out there and I can't help me to try and look sometimes TinFoilTVAntenna: and they are defined as healthy by people that believe em SomeGuyontheBoard: enstilled?* TinFoilTVAntenna: instilled is right TinFoilTVAntenna: and i know exactly how you feel TinFoilTVAntenna: but then i think that i'm just being optimistic TinFoilTVAntenna: and that it's a good myth TinFoilTVAntenna: cause think of how much money gets spent inthe name of love SomeGuyontheBoard: no shit SomeGuyontheBoard: I hate that SomeGuyontheBoard: and it cant be helped either SomeGuyontheBoard: if you want a girl you have to drop dimes... SomeGuyontheBoard: just the way it is TinFoilTVAntenna: which further leads you to believe that there isn't the one out there TinFoilTVAntenna: but there might be that one that doesnt want you to spend the loot SomeGuyontheBoard: no, they always need loot, no matter what SomeGuyontheBoard: they may not want you to spend any but it can't be helped TinFoilTVAntenna: i know it TinFoilTVAntenna: i dunno TinFoilTVAntenna: maybe part of it is TinFoilTVAntenna: lack of experience when i was younger TinFoilTVAntenna: and i always thought of a girl as a goal TinFoilTVAntenna: and then you get older TinFoilTVAntenna: and see what a pathetic goal it is SomeGuyontheBoard: lol SomeGuyontheBoard: that is so true TinFoilTVAntenna: and you tend to take the realization almost personally TinFoilTVAntenna: cause it reveals how idiotic you were SomeGuyontheBoard: ahha SomeGuyontheBoard: thats so true though TinFoilTVAntenna: the other thing is TinFoilTVAntenna: even if you manage to not fall for some slut TinFoilTVAntenna: by the time you're like 35 TinFoilTVAntenna: you'll be gettin hella jocked TinFoilTVAntenna: by all these divorcees SomeGuyontheBoard: hahaa SomeGuyontheBoard: I used to joke about how I'd catch my girl on the rebound from the first or second divorce TinFoilTVAntenna: cause you'll have no kids, no baggage, but you'll still ahve money SomeGuyontheBoard: I'm never getting married SomeGuyontheBoard: yeah TinFoilTVAntenna: lol SomeGuyontheBoard: damn I never thought of it like tht! SomeGuyontheBoard: no baggage but tons of money that is all yours... SomeGuyontheBoard: life will be sweet! hah TinFoilTVAntenna: yep TinFoilTVAntenna: lol SomeGuyontheBoard: then you can die and donate it all to grafiti cleanup charities for your shot at heaven SomeGuyontheBoard: thats a damn fine idea mate. SomeGuyontheBoard: ahhah TinFoilTVAntenna: lol SomeGuyontheBoard: ya know, that you clean up your wrongs with money because lefts face it, money fixes everything hahaha TinFoilTVAntenna: lol TinFoilTVAntenna: yeah TinFoilTVAntenna: i think it says that in the bible TinFoilTVAntenna: but i dunno TinFoilTVAntenna: maybe this sentiment is a part of maturing? TinFoilTVAntenna: all my friends hate women TinFoilTVAntenna: so does my older bro TinFoilTVAntenna: my lil bro doesnt think too highly of them SomeGuyontheBoard: once my hormones are completely settled (and thats not too far off, I don't guess) I'll be fine without them TinFoilTVAntenna: but i dunno... my dad holds em in pretty high esteem SomeGuyontheBoard: man I swear dood, if women weren't so cute it'dbe all over SomeGuyontheBoard: think about it SomeGuyontheBoard: if all women were ugly okay TinFoilTVAntenna: yeah, i'll admit.. it's getting easier, which is kinda scary SomeGuyontheBoard: us men would kill them off TinFoilTVAntenna: lol SomeGuyontheBoard: just like the do do bird SomeGuyontheBoard: seriously man SomeGuyontheBoard: thnk about it TinFoilTVAntenna: if they were all ugly, there'd just be a different standard of beauty SomeGuyontheBoard: if all women were ugly...it'd be curtains SomeGuyontheBoard: okay SomeGuyontheBoard: if all women were unappealing TinFoilTVAntenna: lol SomeGuyontheBoard: as if they almost werent already TinFoilTVAntenna: i was about to say TinFoilTVAntenna: heh SomeGuyontheBoard: Yeah I threw that one in there for your ass SomeGuyontheBoard: haah TinFoilTVAntenna: hahaha TinFoilTVAntenna: thanks SomeGuyontheBoard: no problem SomeGuyontheBoard: haah TinFoilTVAntenna: lol TinFoilTVAntenna: but yeah TinFoilTVAntenna: hormones are a big part of it SomeGuyontheBoard: Oh yeah I nkow SomeGuyontheBoard: I used to be all about girls SomeGuyontheBoard: but now that it's calming down, I'm only onto one when I find one irresistably attractive appearance wise because lets face it, I know their personality is going to pretty much suck TinFoilTVAntenna: and then i think of how i somehow got my mind on this track, maybe i'm just genetically inferior, and this is one way to weed me out of the species TinFoilTVAntenna: it obviously wouldn't last that long if we all hated em SomeGuyontheBoard: people who say looks don't matter are either A.) So ugly that it really doesn't because anyone is just enough to satisfy them or B.) Liars TinFoilTVAntenna: heh TinFoilTVAntenna: i fall under a TinFoilTVAntenna: heh SomeGuyontheBoard: I'm an ugly sob and will continue to get uglier with time but I will never be A or B haha TinFoilTVAntenna: but b when i'm feeling particularly hateful/cumshotish SomeGuyontheBoard: looks fucking matter and thts the end of it TinFoilTVAntenna: i'll agree TinFoilTVAntenna: but that's just cause im so judgemental SomeGuyontheBoard: yet another reason why I am an asshole SomeGuyontheBoard: haahhaha TinFoilTVAntenna: so TinFoilTVAntenna: like TinFoilTVAntenna: if a bitch has highlights SomeGuyontheBoard: if we talked about this in a group of girls, man they would hit us with their high heels TinFoilTVAntenna: or wears a stupid vintage shirt, that falls under looks im not attracted to TinFoilTVAntenna: ha ha TinFoilTVAntenna: no they wouldnt TinFoilTVAntenna: they'd think we were flirting SomeGuyontheBoard: they'd be so pisssed! SomeGuyontheBoard: HAHAHAHA SomeGuyontheBoard: probably SomeGuyontheBoard: playing hard to get SomeGuyontheBoard: hahaah SomeGuyontheBoard: dumb hoes SomeGuyontheBoard: You know whats sad though TinFoilTVAntenna: i say this shit all the time in front of hoes SomeGuyontheBoard: if woman understood the power of pussy though could own the world TinFoilTVAntenna: they just say something like "girls rule and guys drool" SomeGuyontheBoard: like say they all got together and said, NO SEX until ______ SomeGuyontheBoard: they would own the fucking world TinFoilTVAntenna: lol TinFoilTVAntenna: nah SomeGuyontheBoard: oh yes they would SomeGuyontheBoard: admit it TinFoilTVAntenna: cause that's when we'd muscle our way in TinFoilTVAntenna: heh SomeGuyontheBoard: half of the male sex would cave SomeGuyontheBoard: ahh thats true too SomeGuyontheBoard: we would just rape them all SomeGuyontheBoard: good point... SomeGuyontheBoard: maybe women just has no shot at the world then SomeGuyontheBoard: hahaaha TinFoilTVAntenna: lol TinFoilTVAntenna: yeah they do.. a cumshot *sitcom laughter* SomeGuyontheBoard: I should send this convo to my ex, sh'e dbe livid TinFoilTVAntenna: heh, you should SomeGuyontheBoard: nah she'd hit my car again TinFoilTVAntenna: i was thinking about postin it on 12 oz to give the guys a chuckle TinFoilTVAntenna: ha ha, passive aggressive ho SomeGuyontheBoard: hahha do it, I just ask that you don't disclose my id TinFoilTVAntenna: yeah, i wouldnt do that TinFoilTVAntenna: should i say it's *********? SomeGuyontheBoard: they would get a kick out of it though TinFoilTVAntenna: or just some guy? SomeGuyontheBoard: just some guy SomeGuyontheBoard: I have no status as that guy nayway SomeGuyontheBoard: plus I don't want eveyone knowing ***** is a dickass SomeGuyontheBoard: not yet anyway SomeGuyontheBoard: not til I've been paintin for 15 years and can act like grey on some kind of reality message board SomeGuyontheBoard: hahaha TinFoilTVAntenna: haha TinFoilTVAntenna: really SomeGuyontheBoard: where someday instead of talking shit and getting away with it, you can get killed for it TinFoilTVAntenna: i just hope the legal probs don't hold me back from being there in 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 it's too loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 yep ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 did i miss something ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Well, I read it and it was boring. Booourns! On the other hand I want a 12oz prophet tee! Give me one for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. ABC it's too loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 :spent: DEAD SERIOUS™ Originally posted by Mr. ABC it's too loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. ABC it's too loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way, way too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 ::yawn:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StIdesChurch Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 i read it all and it was real interesting, lately ive been thinking about this same sort of shit kinda... being that i havent been laid since fucking julyish and this is the first time ive gone more than a month or two without getting laid (four year girlfriend/slut-heartbreaking-bitch) since i first got laid. i was banging this girl this summer, a rebound girl, who was super fucking hot. like this girl was a ten, but she was shallower than anyone you've met. she fucking sucked. i dont know, everytime i meet a girl that i think is cool, even if its only a friend, they turn out to be these emotional/lying/freak out about everything nutjobs. i forgot if i even had a point here, but it was probably just that girls suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by crackatinnie ...Booourns! hahaha...I was just thinking about that shit earlier today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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