casekonly Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 the act of doing a girl doggystyle, pulling out and sticking it in her butt, when she turns her head to ask you what the hell you're doing, punch her in the face as hard as you can. isn't that fucked up? gimme some more crazy words/definitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Blumpkin- the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit. Roman War Helmet- hanging your dick over her forehead so its down her nose and your balls cover her eyes. like a roman war helmet. edited for an addition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 the purpose of the donkey punch is so that when you knock her out her asshole clenches tighter so you come. you forgot that part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 it's also apparently a band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by iced_tea Blumpkin- the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit. That's fuckin great... http://www.you-are-a-huge-nerd.com/public/freepix/party-smiley-4.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 the shocker two in the pink and one in the stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 iced tea thats disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by non-hetero the purpose of the donkey punch is so that when you knock her out her asshole clenches tighter so you come. you forgot that part. oops..haha.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by iced_tea GRUMPKIN- the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit. Roman War Helmet- hanging your dick over her forehead so its down her nose and your balls cover her eyes. like a roman war helmet. edited for an addition at least around here:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 OHHH I GOT MORE!!! Dirty Sanchez- fucking in the ass then wiping you cock on her lip leaving a nice moustache. Dutch Oven- while getting a blowjob rip a nasty ass fart pull the covers over her and hold. California Mudslide- you blow on her tits and then take a shit right down the middle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by iced_tea Blumpkin- the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit. What about getting head while playing Xbox? I'm looking in your direction Johnny Horton..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 http://www.urbandictionary.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken bone Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 The chicken bone: Sticking a chicken bone up a girls butt then punching yourself repeatedly in the face until you bleed profusely then pass out while ejaculating all over yourself (the loss of blood makes it more intense). This of course should be completed before the girl manages to escape. Biatch. This thread sucks my butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 there's a rather extensive thread on this already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Anything beyond missionary position is too risky for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 tenpin bowling: two in the pink, one in the stink, the throw the bitch at a wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 who cares if there's another thread on this subject...consider this version 2.0 i think some of you are making things up anyway. it's mroe fun that way, please, carry on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 rodeo fuck: When you are doing your girl doggystyle, bend over and whisper in her ear, "your almost as good a lay as your sister..." Then try to hold on for 8 seconds. http://www.you-are-a-huge-nerd.com/public/freepix/tyson.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 The Houdini - Fuckin her doggy style, then right before you bust spit on her back, as soon as she turns around BAM! you get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 someone should come up with a definition for "the roadkill" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by rubbish heap http://www.urbandictionary.com/ that site is funny Originally posted by Mr. ABC tenpin bowling: two in the pink, one in the stink, the throw the bitch at a wall also known as the shark.. A hand motion where the ring finger is bent inwards, and the index and middle finger are inserted into the vagina, and the pinky inserted into the anus. John: I had two in the pink, one in the stink! Billy: Oh, you were giving her the shark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 The rusty trombone... when a chick is tossing your salad whilst jerking you off. doooo do dooo doooooooo..... a personal fave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 ^^^^^^haha i forgot all about that one. :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 FROSTY PAW- hitting it in the butt, pull out and cum all over your hang, slap her ass, frosty paw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by kemekill The Houdini - Fuckin her doggy style, then right before you bust spit on her back, as soon as she turns around BAM! you get the idea. by far the funniest one yet sorry i have no contributions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 i wanna do the one where halle berry sits on my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Cinncinatti Steamer Fuck a girl outside in the winter, bust a nut and shit on her chest, and watch the shit steam. Nasty Rodriguez- Take a shit, and then have a girl toss your salad, she'll be in for a chocolatey treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARSdealer Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 cleveland steamer- taking a shit on a guy or girls chest. the 2 fluid filler- after you cum in a girl, u keep fucking till ur shit goes alittle flacid, then you piss in her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by SARSdealer cleveland steamer- taking a shit on a guy or girls chest. the 2 fluid filler- after you cum in a girl, u keep fucking till ur shit goes alittle flacid, then you piss in her. dude.....duuuude ....come on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Whoppie Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Originally posted by iced_tea Roman War Helmet- hanging your dick over her forehead so its down her nose and your balls cover her eyes. like a roman war helmet. THAT IS PURE FUCKING GENIUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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