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the act of doing a girl doggystyle, pulling out and sticking it in her butt, when she turns her head to ask you what the hell you're doing, punch her in the face as hard as you can. isn't that fucked up? gimme some more crazy words/definitions.

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Blumpkin- the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

 

Roman War Helmet- hanging your dick over her forehead so its down her nose and your balls cover her eyes. like a roman war helmet.

 

 

 

 

edited for an addition

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the purpose of the donkey punch is so that when you knock her out her asshole clenches tighter so you come.

 

 

you forgot that part.

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Originally posted by non-hetero

the purpose of the donkey punch is so that when you knock her out her asshole clenches tighter so you come.

 

 

you forgot that part.

 

oops..haha..

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Originally posted by iced_tea

GRUMPKIN- the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

 

Roman War Helmet- hanging your dick over her forehead so its down her nose and your balls cover her eyes. like a roman war helmet.

 

 

 

 

edited for an addition

 

at least around here:p

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OHHH I GOT MORE!!!

 

Dirty Sanchez- fucking in the ass then wiping you cock on her lip leaving a nice moustache.

 

Dutch Oven- while getting a blowjob rip a nasty ass fart pull the covers over her and hold.

 

California Mudslide- you blow on her tits and then take a shit right down the middle

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Originally posted by iced_tea

Blumpkin- the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

 

What about getting head while playing Xbox? I'm looking in your direction Johnny Horton.....

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Guest chicken bone

The chicken bone:

 

Sticking a chicken bone up a girls butt then punching yourself repeatedly in the face until you bleed profusely then pass out while ejaculating all over yourself (the loss of blood makes it more intense).

 

This of course should be completed before the girl manages to escape.

 

Biatch. This thread sucks my butt.

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who cares if there's another thread on this subject...consider this version 2.0

 

i think some of you are making things up anyway. it's mroe fun that way, please, carry on

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The Houdini - Fuckin her doggy style, then right before you bust spit on her back, as soon as she turns around BAM!

 

you get the idea.

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Guest krie
Originally posted by rubbish heap

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

 

that site is funny

 

 

Originally posted by Mr. ABC

tenpin bowling:

 

two in the pink, one in the stink, the throw the bitch at a wall

 

also known as the shark..

 

A hand motion where the ring finger is bent inwards, and the index and middle finger are inserted into the vagina, and the pinky inserted into the anus.

 

John: I had two in the pink, one in the stink!

Billy: Oh, you were giving her the shark!

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Originally posted by kemekill

The Houdini - Fuckin her doggy style, then right before you bust spit on her back, as soon as she turns around BAM!

 

you get the idea.

 

by far the funniest one yet

 

sorry i have no contributions.

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