boogy nights Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 so im sitting in the wendys parking lot last night, dining on the new wild mountain spicy chicken sandwich, minding my own business, and im approached by a colombian man in a new exterra. so he starts whispering to me from within the car, but i cant hear him so i get a little closer, and it tirns out hes asking me if i can sell him any marijuana. being fresh out, i couldnt help him out, and i question whether or not i would have sold him any in the first place, but thats besides the point. anyway, we get to talking somehow, and he ends up telling me about this girl he knows whos a porn star. whatever, he's going on about this party at hotel near there he had attended over the weekend, and all the porn girls he knows. then the talk turns to money, and i comment that there isnt much to be made as a male... actor. thats when he smiles, "ah, you dont know do you? how would you like to make 375 dollars an hour?" turns out. he is an operative and recruiter for a company that sends bootleg pornos to south america. filmed in a house not far from mine, in a room full of cameras, are low budget porn films. after filming, they're copied to vhs, and sold on the streets of latin countries. im interested, for 375 an hour, im very interested. he gtes on his cell phone and calls a girl over to the wendys where we are. shes looks me up and down, and aknowledges that i would be fine. they're supposed to be in touch, and if they arent, im supposed to call them. now. whats your opinion? would you star in low budget south american bootleg pornos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirate Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 make sure the distribution is limited to South America, make sure the girl is clean, and make sure the girl is really a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 as long as the girl was hot enough and clean, then definetly hell yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogy nights Posted November 16, 2003 Author Share Posted November 16, 2003 im assuming they dont carry up-to-date test results on their person at all times though. they promote condom use, and i saw the pics of the girls. so i think i might go for it. if i do it for 2 hours a week, im making 3000 dollars a month. let alone if i make it part time, lets say, 6-10 hours. the idea of this much fuckmoney, is mindboggling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 fuck it aslong as she's clean id go for it, easy money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 word give em mine too. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 does anyone else find it funny that his screen name is boogy nights?:lol: classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 man, theres alot of pressure that goes into makin a porno, make sure you can remain "hard" in a room full of people, mostly guys, while they're filming. and make sure you save your load for the star and not the fluffer:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Did the guy have psoriasis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogy nights Posted November 16, 2003 Author Share Posted November 16, 2003 yeah. i was waiting for the screenname comment. i thought it was funny too. anyway, apparently that dont film with a room full of people anymore, instead, theres cameras on the four ceiling corners, and they tell you what to do through a microphone in your ear. i gotta do it at least once, to see what its like. but for 375 an hour. once might turn into way more then once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro Did the guy have psoriasis? Did the girl have a ballsack? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 STUNT COCK just make sure it can stay up and you dont get shook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Reverse Snuff Film. Last film you'll ever make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 375 is a lot... but 80% no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogy nights Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 so the guy called me tonight, wanting me to work on friday night. i told him we needed to talk about some details. he said he hates to speak on the phone, so we're meeting for coffee sometime this week to discuss business. i wonder if i can get him to up the price... and is anyone else as amused by the term 'fuckmoney' as i am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 well this is great and all. but hows that new chicken sandwhich? somebody told me it was pretty good.. and why doesnt shit like this happen to me? im going to start hanging out in fast food parking lots more often.. and yeah man.. just do it. but teh only thing is. your first 200 bucks has to go directly to an 8-ball and a pair of aviator glasses.. trust me. you will feel ULTRA cool.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogy nights Posted November 17, 2003 Author Share Posted November 17, 2003 everyone else missed the important part. the sandwich. its pretty good, but the sauce plus the spicy chicken patty, equals a little too much spice. im thinking that the burger version might be better. way ahead of you on the glasses. i plan on wearing them my first day. but a ball o' blow? mmmmaybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 doooopeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by Telo well this is great and all. but hows that new chicken sandwhich? somebody told me it was pretty good.. AHAHHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 wendy's always had some banging chicken sandwiches.. kinda pricey for me though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 YOU CAN MAKE THE SAME MONEY HANGIN OUT ON THE SET SELLIN THEM HERBS "HERB" .. YOU ARE BANANAS TO ENTERTAIN THAT THOUGHT.. DAMMIT YOU WOULD BE THE THE FIRST PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF MAN TO PURCHASE H.I.V. FOR $375.OO, CONDOMS BREAK REMEMBER THAT . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Go you good thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 hook me up with a free bootleg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 I dunno man....you never know where life will lead and a past making porn has a way of ALWAYS getting back to haunt you. But hey, money talks. If I got an offer and it was to make a porno with hot asian girls (threesomes) then yes, i would. Threesome with asians alone would be payment enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malnourished Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 sounds like you might turn out waking up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys missing to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
causinpanic Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 nice thread i find it rather amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 if u make $375 i wonder how much the girls get paid. i always wondered why there were volunteers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 If thats what your into, do it... Obviously since you went on the internet to discuss this choice in life, you are not prepared to handle the consequences of it if you cannot comprehend them with your own logic. Are you anatomically gifted for porn? Not to be prejudiced but perhaps you should look further into this man's 'columbian' backround. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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