SilentBob Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 So, your in the local super market looking to buy some fish sticks. You get to the frozen food section but Spike Lee is taking the last box. Your like "Yo Spike, drop the sticks". But he's like "fuck you, I'm short and militant". Normally you wouldn't be down for a confrontation with some one so clearly upset with society and vertically impared but today your hungry and particularly appreciate the idea of processed fish in stick form. So you try and snatch them out of his hand. But spike does a backflip and lands on your shoulders, then proceeds to bite into your ear Mike Tyson style. You manage to beat him to death with a nearby frozen turkey and get the much sought after frozen goodies. At home, about 15 minutes after you've cooked and eaten them, you begin to feel violently ill. You go to your bathroom and vomit everywhere. You somehow manage to slip on your vomit and land unconciouse with your head in your toilet bowl, where you drown to death. Upon dieing you meet the higher powers, who manifest themselves in the form of Sylvester the Cat. They explain that Spike Lee was simply dispicable and they were sick of him existing on the planet they had created. As your reward you get to return to earth and start of your life from exactly the same age as when you left it. But you can be anyone you want. So who would you be ? This includes people from the past, and cartoon charectors, animals ( it has to be a particular animal though .. like Lassie for example). You get the idea. Now choose and tell us why. p.s. I can't spell I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 You, SilentBob. You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Bob Vila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 i'd want to go back as myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 cant dance http://www.poster.net/collins-phil/collins-phil-photo-phil-collins-6202244.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 your gay^^^^ dude.. id be some male movie star like brad pitt or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 my nextdoor neighbour george. His 42 and lives at home with his mother...he also wears semen stained sweatpants. He beats me at xbox. yeah i'd have to say george. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Uma Thurman's husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOVIE Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 hahahahahhahhhahhahahahhahahahaha.....that was god damn funny:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 you know its all about comign back as some one loaded... hence, id be bill gates and you all would be thanking me for Microsoft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Originally posted by sneak you all would be thanking me for Microsoft. or bashing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Originally posted by S@T@N Uma Thurman's husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOVIE Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 uma thurman is ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 John Malkovich :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Originally posted by fatbastard or bashing you. haha, good point. but id be rich so im not caring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 Fuck that!!! http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0110912/fcstil_0089.jpg'> http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0266697/KillBill_CN-99-3.jpg'> http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0266697/CN-092-02.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DEVIL! Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 If I was Uma Thurman I would sit home and smell my finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DEVIL! Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 The Scene in KILL BILL where Uma fights with Vivica Fox is so nice. Uma has on the kinda shabby jeans that make you want to lick her asshole for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 damn, i now i really have motivation to see that movie:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted November 16, 2003 Author Share Posted November 16, 2003 I think the thing with Uma is, she's not physically amazing. But she has sex appeal. She seems like she'de get 10 points for effort in the sack. That aside back to the topic. Since Poop Man Bob was silly enough to choose my life, I guess I'll go Bob for Bob and choose him. Advantages to being Poop man bob include - dressing up like a gay waffle without loosing the respect of peers and being able to say things are "PMB approved". I'de probably get a stamp with this on it and walk around stamping random things and people. if not Poop Man Bob - then I'de probably be Captain Planet. Mainly so I could get with that blonde euro-chick, make fun of that dude with the monkey, and also I have a feeling he'd get alot of environmental activist girls throwing themselves at him. Theres something about the word "activist" that sounds fun to me :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wa5te_pHk Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 id be jessica alba so i could look at myself naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 i'd be hillary duffs father, so i could of sexually molested her as a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 George W Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 http://www.cincinnati.com/freetime/movies/mcgurk/img/zoolander.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 i'd stay dead cos if there is a heaven, it'd be way better than earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 bruce lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrSeusLives Posted November 16, 2003 Share Posted November 16, 2003 hue hefner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 I'd wanna be Matthew Barney, but only for a day, then I'd wanna be myself again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Originally posted by ~KRYLON2~ bruce lee ^^but then you would have to take it in the booty hole (bruce lee was gay) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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