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contrary to popular belief marijuana is not good for a present migraine, as a migraine sufferer i have researched it and other herbs, marijuana works amazingly if you smoke it when you get the aura of a migraine, the smell the taste and the feel but if it starts before you get a chance to smoke it the cannabinoids can make it worse, by dilating blood vessels and increasing nerve reception you feel your migraine more than if you didnt smoke, in the middle of a migraine after or during the time when you want to be fetal position with your eyes closed, take some jamaican dogwood and feverfew in tincture form, it will take some experimentation but feverfew is basically natures salicylic acid in a concentrated dose.

do NOT ever take aspirin youll just get a stomach ache. aleve works, as does caffiene if i cant get any herbs i will take 6 aleve and drink a coke, but i feel like shit after feeling like shit.

 

go to a health food store and ask them for feverfew and jamaican dogwood tincture. you have my word, once you get the dose right you now can conquer any migraine. as for reiki, usually if you can catch it before it gets bad you can help it not be so bad, but again, if you are in the middle of a blinder reiki (i should say selfreiki) wont do shit, your pain is expending so much energy that you dont have the proper energy balance to play games with it, but if you know someone who does reiki... sick hook it up.

 

jobeone.forestfarmacist.

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wow, what a collage of information and bojangles.

thanks.

 

 

word em ups dirty. i think ill be in town around thanksgiving if you want to get together and paint.

 

 

yeah, to the comment below the reason why caffeine pills work is because caffeine opens up your bloodvessels and helps the blood move easier.

the problem with that is that sometimes one needs to get the blood to stop circulating in certain parts of the brain to get headaches to go away. so for instance lay on your left side if your right lobe is in pain.

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Re: i hate migraines

 

its when god shines his magic light beam down on you from space but then god gets interference and your mind grapes get squeezed to hard.

 

 

i usually get migraines once a year for a week to 2 week period of hell. i stopped taking any kind of acetaminophen so when i do get the migraines they might actually help a tiny bit.

 

someone told me they think its because my levels of testosterone top out once a year and my body can't handle it or some dumb bullshit.

 

either way smoking weed doesn't help which is fucked. whoever said it before was right, in the middle of a migraine, weed makes it way worse. but then you can get enough pain in your head to black out. i just hope its not some kind of delayed aneurysm.

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yeah, i've seen the anticonvulsant thing

my mom used to take a host of meds for her incredible cranial pain

 

dunno

i cannot STAND going to doctors, and i'm about to have to go to a specialist for joint pain so i don't feel like dealing with the headache thing too. fuck it.

pot doesn't seem to make it better or worse for me, though if i smoke a ton it can bring a headache on

 

Inappropriate, i think there are theories that they can occur from constricted blood vessels.

personally i think stress leads to muscle tension and it plays out as a headache

 

i don't always get migraines, they are a special kind of pain

i do get headaches regularly though, and it is obviously related to hormones, always gettin em around that time of the month

 

i envy people who have never had a headache, i've known a few

and i promptly hit them in the head with a baseball bat. jk

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Symbols, I hate going to the doctor too. I've had migraines for years and never seen anyone about it.

They started to get worse/more frequent recently. But like you sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night and literally roll out of bed holding my head and throwing up. Then you feel shitty for the next day.

 

I can usually tell when they're coming on because my vision will go slightly blurry, then one side of my vision will just start shaking and I'll get that 'aura' people always talk about. Nausea, fever, etc... Then after maybe 30 minutes of that the migraine actually kicks in and nothing I've tried yet can get rid of it. Only waiting it out in the dark. Fucking sucks.

 

Maybe one day I'll go to the doctor .

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migraines are super intense, it's almost funny to think aleve would do a damn thing

that stuff doesn't even dent my joint pain (which comes with crazy swelling)

 

fuck it, the doctors don't know shit anyway.

my ma thought the caffeine helped her. it's not something i've really tried.

but if they keep up i probably will. odd taking caffeine at 3am.

 

blurred vision probably sucks donkey dick. i don't get that at all, but i get incredibly sensitive to light. when i'm driving at night sometimes all the headlights will bring one on too.

 

dunno.

pedicures are cool. my man bought me one once. i'm not sure they would really do much, i'd probably be too busy thinking of all the things that money would be better spent on..

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Re: i hate migraines

 

^Girlfriend that's Rick Rosey

 

 

MrChup, you must be bullshitting us.. every day??

 

 

 

on a side note, i don't take any type of pills at all. Aspirin,aleve,Tylenol, vitamins, etc...Nada

 

 

I also rarely get sick. ever!

 

 

if i am sick:

coricidin 1st

day/nightquil if 1st didnt work

theraflu if 1st and 2nd didnt work

contac last resort

halls candy

 

thats it.... no more

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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it probably has a lot to do with your diet and the region you live in too. fuck tylenol i had to take a lot of opiates to get a migraine to a manageable level and that fucked me up worse off than just having a migraine.

 

when i do have the feeling of getting a big migraine i try to drink alot of water and eat healthy and relax. sex helps too. but then again when your getting laid not a whole lot to complain about.

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MrChup, you must be bullshitting us..

Nah, no BS. Most days it's what I would consider a dull headache, but my view is probably considerably skewed compared to your non-headached individual. I dont really notice those too much unless I think about it, as it's become my normal. Most weeks I have a portion of a day to multiple days where I have a significantly noticeable headache, and maybe a few times a month I'll get a killer headache where my ability to function normally is effected. Every once in a while i get a day or two with no noticeable pain, but theyre few and far between. Pills are a waste of time unless they're narcotic, so I don't bother with Tylenol, Advil , etc and I haven't had a prescription or access to any narcotic painkillers in about 2 years.

 

Much like symbols, weed neither helps nor hurts me, and alcohol is very hit or miss. I can drink 1 beer some nights and my headache will get worse and other times I might get drunk and see no change at all. As a result, I've basically stopped drinking besides an occasional night out with friends, even though I fucking love beer.

 

On the upside, the really bad ones seem to be a little less frequent as I get older, where as a few years ago I was getting the crippling ones most weeks. Probably due to the change in alcohol consumption, but I like to try to convince myself they'll slowly fade with age and I'll be able to enjoy a beer without worrying about my head at some point in the not too distant future.

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