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modestmolly

  • weekly (daily) jealous rant......
     
    prepare yourself kids
     
    I DON'T LIKE HOW AARON SAYS HE LOVES ME BUT HE ALWAYS TALKS TO THE GIRLS THAT LIKE HIM.. ERR STOP IT STOP IT!! shit what if i just woke up and liked someone new

 

 

 

 

dragthelake

  • everything is so clear..
    im at daves.
    tired as a bitch.
    tonight.
    was.
    amazing.
    (for lack of a better word)
    thanks to all the kids who came out tonight.
    and all the kids that just fucking brought the mosh and danced like there was no tomarrow.
    the bands were great.
    the company was great.
    the people were great.
    the music was great.
    the energy, the feeling, and EVERYTHING was great.
    if you didnt go, you missed an all-around great show.
    im so very tired right now,
    and daves couch is looking very inviting.
    goodnight fuckers.
    xoxoxox
    ~me~

 

 

 

waldowonthide

  • The Rawest
    Hey Siren
    Come inside my cavity
    Tread along the hollows of my heart
    Whisper doom
    with a doldrums croon and
    bury murmurs
    in my reverberating,
    padded room
    maybe...
    I want a seismic/
    sonic wail
    To shatter me?
    Until I feel no pain
    With the weakness gone
    desensitize me
    Until there’s nothing left inside of me

 

 

 

 

antsstalker

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
    i just got home from the concert!! i saw arch enemy, skin lab, HATEBREED!! AND FUCKING SLAYER!!!!!! i amanda got to see slayer...and then to top the night off..my friend alex that went with me.. retreived a drum stick that had been thrown into the addence..and he gave it to me..and then the lead singer of hatebreed walked out on to the speakers..and we were in the very front up against the fence thingy...and he slapped my hand...i was like holy shit!!
     
    but it was the greates concert i have ever been to...im pretty beat up and sore right now..it was crazy moshing and headbanging..i fucking loved it...!!!!! im so glad i went!!

 

 

 

 

janedoh

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milkandcereal

  • the cab smelled like cat food
     
    the girls smelled like fabric softener
     
    my skin smelled like blood
     
    my heart smelled like tears
     
    but in a fit of confusion my senses failed me, and the cab, the girls,my skin, and heart melted into a beautiful soft ball of bloody loneliness.

 

 

 

deathlessfran

  • FLUSTERED!!!
    OMG tonight was an eventful night. So like i go to the BIG GAME, our high school against our other towns high school, rivals. well i see a whole bunch of people i havent seen since middle school and its all good, but then i see bart! i loved him i stalked him, ok well i was in the 6th grade and he was in the 8th grade and i was in love with his beauty. k well he didnt like the whole me stalking him thing so he hated me, but then i saw him tonight and i told everyone so they are like whoah its bart. well i yelled at him to wait up and totally said do you remember me and hes like yeah from middle school and i said yeah then we talked and i got to hug him and my friends were all like OoOoOoo, it was so cool, he asked why i didnt go o his school and i said meh oh well, anyways he has a gf i was told haha not like i was interesteddddd, haha but he was still gorgeous! but he used to wear green day shirt and shit but now he looks normal, meh. Anyways i was piggy back rided, well i rode on everyones back and it was fun because im so light anyone can pick me up. meow meow meow. i also saw all these punk rock dudes that looved me from the other school just cuz im so hardcore but i never look at people when they look at me, meh im not like that, im like yeahhh im a pUnK rOcKeR oOoOo aaaWwwaaaw ahah. anyways my friend emily liked the guys too hahaha, well anyways i saw people i never liked and they looked at me and i totally was singing and didnt look or care, i never! give anyone! eye contact, i think eye contact is scary. everyone thought i was drunk or high tonight even though i had an sXe patch on and they know anyways! aha i was so flustered and like paranoid and hyper and down, meh bippolarnessity. meh, i hate these hormones that go up and down i want to cry at times. oh well i take my anti-depressant medication and im going to see a therapist soon, ......weeeeeeeeeeeee omg i had that new no doubt song stuck in my head alll night, the 80's one they remade. and celluloid dream. omg and i have a little afi 9th grade stalkers, gah! kids! i was a stalker at one point...it was fun...now i have to deal with stalkers, ive had 3 so far, gahhhh. haha meow blah im so up and down, im so sad right now but im so hyper but happy i dont get this i hate being a teen! hormones suck!
     
    I think thats all i need to say byes loves!

 

 

 

 

lisawolf

  • She Pads, Paws, Pads, Paws And Claws
    I got my nails done by a new person this time. A very cute guy who has the most amazing eyes, is available, and who I'm not dating ;)
     
    He's someone who is passionate about doing nails, and he did a good job. Problem is, he's very good, and his name has been spread by word of mouth, which means that getting in to see him again before Christmas is proving tricky. Oh well.
     
    Currently my nails are a kind of pink watermelon colour. I like.
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"You see alot of girls dressed like punk rockers on halloween. How come you don't see rocker kids dressed as 15 cents. Sweet Irony."

 

hahhhhaha

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no matter what the female on the other end of that hand looks like that shit would never be allowed to touch me in any manner.

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that was great, really great. no really, every one was really great, but they kept on getting greater and greater, i just gotta say it one more last great last time e-buddies, it ws great.

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fuck a live journal.

 

I always thaught thew whole point of a journal/diary was so you could get your inner most thaughts and secrets out of your head so you can further review thema nd in someways get thigns off your chest...I tried to do one of those but I kept having to censor myself because there are so many thaughts I have that I don't want even my closest friends, let alone complete strangers to read. Plus most of these live journal cocks are just stuck in thier deperate cries for attention to how hard their lives are because of thier relationships and how they fail yadda yadda yadda and the bad poetry they write about it.

 

<3,

Zack Morris

aka BitterFaceOner

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Originally posted by Milton

"You see alot of girls dressed like punk rockers on halloween. How come you don't see rocker kids dressed as 15 cents. Sweet Irony."

 

hahhhhaha

I always wondered why the goths didn't dress up like buisnessmen or cherrleaders. It's always something ultra-uninspired like the fucking matrix or some vampire crap-o-la. I did like francis ford coppolas Dracula though especially with Wynnona "tha theif" ryder kissing that one chick in the rain.....I jerked it to a still of that scene once...uh...yeah.

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silantone

  • I hate my sonova bitch father. I hope he burns in hell.
    Asshole

 

 

 

vertigo2120

  • They're in the shower together.
    If she does the same thing she did last year for New Year's, they'll be dead by the time I return to school. Both of them.

^^yikes.

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Mom Finds Out About Blog

 

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a turn of events the 30-year-old characterized as "horrifying," Kevin Widmar announced Tuesday that his mother Lillian has discovered his weblog.

 

"Apparently, Mom typed [Widmar's employer] Dean Healthcare into Google along with my name and, lo and behold, PlanetKevin popped up," Widmar said. "I'm so fucked."

 

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In an e-mail sent to Widmar Monday, Lillian reported in large purple letters that she was "VERY EXCITED :)!!!" to find his "computer diary," but was perplexed that he hadn't mentioned it to her.

 

Upon receipt of the e-mail, Widmar mentally raced through the contents of his blog. He immediately thought of several dozen posts in which he mentioned drinking, drug use, casual sex, and other behavior likely to alarm his mother.

 

"I don't have one of those sites that's a big tell-all about one-night stands and wild parties," Widmar said. "I mostly write about the animation I like or little things that happen to me and my friends. But there are definitely things in there that I wouldn't, well, write home to Mom about."

 

Fortunately for Widmar, Lillian's comments about the site indicate that she has not delved deeply into its contents.

 

"Mom's main comment was that I look tired in the photos from my birthday party, so I'm guessing that she didn't get past the first page yet," Widmar said. "She will, though. She will."

 

Widmar said he expects his site to provide Lillian with ample cause for worry.

 

"Even on that benign front page, she found something to freak out about," Widmar said. "She read the entry for Monday, where I mentioned how much I hate my job, and e-mailed to say that she hoped I wasn't thinking of quitting in this economy."

 

"Mom had a fit when she found out that I put my television on my credit card," Widmar added. "If she reads about how I was with my friend Jayson when he got pulled over for drunk driving, I'll never hear the end of it."

 

"Oh God," Widmar said with a gasp. "Three days ago, I wrote something about buying pot!"

 

Widmar said that the idea of his mother immersing herself in the boring details of his life is just as frightening as the idea of her discovering his misconduct.

 

"Really, the blog is just a record of what I think about the world and how I spend my free time," Widmar said. "In other words, exactly the sort of information that no 30-year-old wants his mom to have access to."

 

Widmar said he imagines his inbox filling up with e-mails containing elaborate questions about an off-hand comment on Kill Bill—or, should he appear to have too much free time, requests for him to come and visit her.

 

"I know enough not to tell Mom that I'm seeing a girl until it's serious," Widmar said. "Now, she's going to know exactly who I hang out with, where I go, and what I spend my time doing on a daily basis. I am so in hell right now."

 

"God, my links alone contain unlimited fodder for Mom's neuroses," Widmar said. "She'll have access to not only my life, but the lives of all my friends who have web sites. She'll have the names of all the places in Minneapolis where we hang out, which she can—and will—look up. With the raw materials in my blog, she could actually construct an accurate picture of who I am. This is fucking serious."

 

"To think that I was happy that Mom was e-mailing instead of calling ever since [Widmar's sister] Karen got her online last year," he added. "I didn't see the danger."

 

According to Widmar, there's "no fucking chance" that Lillian will simply give the site a cursory look and never return.

 

"Mom loves hearing every boring detail of her kids' lives," he said. "She'd want to know what I'm eating for dinner every night, if she could. This blog is like porn for her."

 

"Come to think of it, why do I sometimes write about what I ate for dinner?" Widmar asked.

 

Seeing his blog through his mother's eyes, Widmar said he knows there's no way the site can remain unchanged.

 

"I know Mom will instantly become the site's most avid reader and most vocal fan," Widmar said. "As I write it, I'll think, 'How would Mom feel about this?' Even worse, I'm sure she'll give the address to all our relatives."

 

All of the tactics Widmar has considered to divert his mother seem unworkable.

 

"I could take it down for a few weeks, but I know she wouldn't just forget about it," Widmar said. "I could edit the site and send my other readers through a back door, to another blog just for them. But, I mean, that's just ridiculous."

 

If Widmar starts a blog at a new address, without his full name this time, he said he risks losing "close to 100" regular readers.

 

As of press time, Widmar had not decided whether to shut PlanetKevin down.

 

"The clock is ticking," Widmar said. "I've gotta act fast. At this very minute, she might be reading about the time I did Ecstasy last summer. If Mom finds that entry, I can pretty much count on our conversations for the next year being centered on the dangers of drug use."

 

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..and then the lead singer of hatebreed walked out on to the speakers..and we were in the very front up against the fence thingy...and he slapped my hand...i was like holy shit!!

 

 

 

 

 

every kid starts off somewhere...

but this is just fucking halirous

 

 

 

 

jamey turned into some fucking elvis or something

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

The Rawest

Hey Siren

Come inside my cavity

Tread along the hollows of my heart

Whisper doom

with a doldrums croon and

bury murmurs

in my reverberating,

padded room

maybe...

I want a seismic/

sonic wail

To shatter me?

Until I feel no pain

With the weakness gone

desensitize me

Until there’s nothing left inside of me

 

this has gotta be makross !!!!! :lol: :eek:

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Wow. This is fucking good.

 

bunkyy:

 

  • stupid is as stupid does..
    LiLdAnCr123: did u know today is friday the 13th?.... well it was lol
    x gRumpy b3ar x: really
    LiLdAnCr123: yup lol
    x gRumpy b3ar x: no wonder im so weird
    LiLdAnCr123: lol your always liek that
    x gRumpy b3ar x: lol
    LiLdAnCr123: dont worry me too
    x gRumpy b3ar x: lol yea
    x gRumpy b3ar x: i think i really am weird
    x gRumpy b3ar x: you crazy nut
    LiLdAnCr123: lol i think im really weird... your a crazy nut
    x gRumpy b3ar x: you sexy thang
    x gRumpy b3ar x: ooo ooo ooooooooo
    x gRumpy b3ar x: sha nanananaaaa
    LiLdAnCr123: lol oh man i love your singing
    x gRumpy b3ar x: YOU SEXY THANG sha lalalalalalallaa anmd a shananananaaa doowapp you sexy thang
    x gRumpy b3ar x: i know me too
    LiLdAnCr123: it pushes my buttons lol hehe
    x gRumpy b3ar x: lol
    x gRumpy b3ar x: omg
    x gRumpy b3ar x: we are so fucking stupid
    LiLdAnCr123: lol yea we are
    x gRumpy b3ar x: no seriously lol
    LiLdAnCr123: lol i know dude
    x gRumpy b3ar x: its not friday the 13 its friday the 14..its valentines day today
    x gRumpy b3ar x: lol
    x gRumpy b3ar x: ahahahahhaha you stupid mofo
    LiLdAnCr123: tomorrows valentines day...well technically today is
    LiLdAnCr123: your stupid
    LiLdAnCr123: so yesterday.. or today... is friday the 13th
    x gRumpy b3ar x: oh wow, i really am stupid
    LiLdAnCr123: lol yes yes
    x gRumpy b3ar x: i thought today was the 14th lol
    LiLdAnCr123: lol no
    LiLdAnCr123: well technically it is lol
    LiLdAnCr123: lol wow
    x gRumpy b3ar x: im stupid lol
     
    wowoweerwe! good mood!! hahaha.. tonight was fun :) i hung out with the girls. We went to the game..it was fucking boring and the guys behind me were critizing everyone that did something wrong i wanted to turn around and be like SHUT UP but i didn't because they were vanessa's friends. AND UGH! Fucking natalie's boyfriend..Travis..from southwest..the BIGGEST prep around fucking green bay wisconsin with his little fucking liz claiborne jacket and me had a fight a MONTH ago..and he printed it out and fucking brings it to the game - TONIGHT!! - and shows the people he talked to from my school and said that we got in a fight last night. What a fucking dumbass..okay why would i wanna talk to him in the first place? and why the fuck would you carry around a conversation you had with someone a fucking month ago...TO A BASKETBALL GAME?! Fucking no life or what? god.. stupid fucking people these days!!! I tell ya!! But atleast natalie im'ed me apoligizing, which is gutzy because we arent friends anymore because of TRAVIS..but we're making a come back and kinda talking a little? But who knows how that will turn out...Anyway, Ali danced at halftime and we watched that and got the hell out of there, i was gonna die if we had to stay the hole game!!..then Amy, ali, megan and nessa and i left and went to shopko lol..fun fun eh? Then we all went back and went in the hottub woo! we had interesting conversations about sex..guys..and oh you know the rest, it was a girls night. It was fun, i haven't hung out with those girls in a long time!! Then Amy and megan left and we ordered pizza (ali and me shared one..isn't that sweet) and vanessa's hacked while ali and i made fools out of ourselves lol..we're dorks i love it! haha.. alis my little fetus!! WOOO!! I'm hyper..and yes it IS friday the 13 well..not its 40 minutes past friday so its saturday so happy valentines day motherfuckers!!!!! :) i'm really tired and my eyes are getting all blury and my beds callin my name hehe so i'm going to bed. night everyone!! byebye yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Feb 14 14:29 chlor:

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

Currently my nails are a kind of pink watermelon colour. I like.

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for one split second, before i recognized the level of retardosity, and before my brain recognized cardboard, i thought to myself...this is a girl covering a nipple on one gigantic titty

 

i think i have a problem

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Why the fuck do all these halfwitted sluts and teenagers think that anybody gives a flying fuck about their petty problems?

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Originally posted by GnomeToys

Why the fuck do all these halfwitted sluts and teenagers think that anybody gives a flying fuck about their petty problems?

 

because they have been wrongfully brought up to believe that they matter and that someone cares about them. fucking goths.

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