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Guest Ted Wakowski

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Tonight could be ill. I'm heading out to an art show/art-fag party DJed by a friend. Select homies will be in attendance. I'm drunk off Irish whiskey already. Females will be mingling. I'm thinking of breaking out the aviators and introducing these birds to the iceman cowboy gentleman intellectual.

 

The DJ friend of mine inadvertantly got my teeth knocked out last time we kicked it, so things could be all bad as well. These fake teeth still feel funny. Whatever.

 

The question -- should I acquire the 2 large glass bottles of olde english 800 I'm fantasizing about, or spend my hard-earned money at one of the bars i'll be no-doubt attending this evening? Olde e is the gentleman's preference, but these bartenders I know serve 'em up potent ...

 

Fifteen minutes and it's me, fitty, lou reed and my typically bizarre fashion sense ...

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Guest Ted Wakowski

No work for this gentleman. OE is looking good ...

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what kind of bars we talking? see, i am a fan of shithole bars, cheap beer and my type of people. my girl on the otherhand is into all of these posh, trendster DC bars where a beer is $5.25 and all the fucking herbs are dressd in armani exchange....so how much hard earned cash are we talking? the $5.25 a bottle or $4.50 a pitcher?

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Originally posted by SleepAnDream

, cheap the $5.25 a bottle or $4.50 a pitcher?

 

whats the dconflict, the 4.50 for sure, and tell the ball n chain if she ain't donw then hit the door, don't change for her,

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Man, aint no way i'm dropping manhattan prices on drinks. I stay at those bars where I know the bartenders and the drinks are like 3 a piece, regardless of potency.

But, you know, I'm trying to spread my wealth on some frugal ish so the OE is kind of a plan. I think maybe yuckstacks has me convinced ...

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Until i'm out the front door mang.

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what part of the counrty you in? i mean, im an english fan myself, that was my first chioce. i wish i was doing something interesting tonight, im stuck at work....blech.

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Then again it could be a bit longer, the jameson bottle's still got a bit left in it. Once that's vanquished, shit is on.

 

I shoulda burned that new jigga ... but I still got the aes rizzle in rotation.

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Guest Ted Wakowski
Originally posted by SleepAnDream

what part of the counrty you in? i mean, im an english fan myself, that was my first chioce. i wish i was doing something interesting tonight, im stuck at work....blech.

 

I'm in the south currently, but only for a month or so longer. The weather's amazing down here.

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i almost puked the other day when i saw that jay-z and r kelly came out with duet type cd entitled "the best of both worlds". all i have to say is "wow"

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Dude, you're crazy! Jigga and R. Kelly are two of the hottest. R. Kelly pisses on teenage girls, what's not to like???

 

My car is packed with the boring underground hip hop selection tonight though.

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Vanquished is indeed what's up.

 

I'm out interniggas. Fridizza have fizza.

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i used to talk to you on aim.. you had potential, but never lead up to it.

 

OE

 

lmno-wisedumb

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Originally posted by SleepAnDream

i lived in pensacola for a year a couple years ago...much improvements from new england.

 

interesting....

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Originally posted by SleepAnDream

i almost puked the other day when i saw that jay-z and r kelly came out with duet type cd entitled "the best of both worlds". all i have to say is "wow"

 

Hahahaha. I laughed so damn hard when i first heard this album. The whole thing was about how much money they were gonna make off the album. HAHAHA.:lol: What a brilliant concept for the songs.

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my head hurts.

 

one forty three tall cans and two thirty twos later....i found a woman who liked me and gave up the digits while i sipping stoli straight out the bottle.

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Morning after

 

Stoli out the bottle is harsh ... but at the same time kinda smooth.

 

Last night was cool. The art-fag show was fun. Ended up combining store-bought beer and bar drinks for a swell time.

 

Vanity: I don't recall ..?

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