BOZACK Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 post funny stories about your fucked up families here. my dad is one of 10 kids, so there's bound to be some fuckups in the family. an uncle of mine, who i'll call "Harry" (who only has one nut due to testicular cancer) married some psycho bitch ("Fannie") about 5 years ago. fannie has some psychological problems and decided to not take medicine anymore. one night, the 2 got into an argument in the kitchen and fannie pulls a huge ass knife and presses it against uncle harry's throat. in selfe defense, uncle harry knocked aunt fannie's hand away from him and pushed her to the ground. he knew the shit was about to hit the fan, so he locked himself in his bedroom like a big pussy while his wife went apeshit in the kitchen. she opened the fridge and all the cabinets and took out EVERYTHING breakable and smashed it against the walls & floor (dishes, jars, glasses, etc.). then she took a baseball bat to the door of the bedroom my ucle was locked in. he calls the cops. she gets mad cos she can't beat the door down so she moves on to plan b. she jumped in uncle harry's truck and tries to drive it through the house, but police apprehend her in the nick of time. i'll be back with better ones after you guys get the ball rolling. crazy family :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 i have about 20+ aunties and uncles, and 60+ cousins. if i started writing stories about what goes on, shit would be longer than the bible, please believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 :lol: I WANNA SEE MAMS POST IN HERE -BEER... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 i have no family...only friends drugs and being in the mob killed off my family, im down to a mom,little brother,2anuts,2uncles...thats it...and i mean thats it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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