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THIS IS THE BEST THREAD ON 12OZ BY FAR HAHAHA

 

"Who's brilliant? If she doesn't give up some good answers pull out your mossberg and get the answers you deserve. Dont point it at her or anything. Just kinda hold it on your lap and sit between her and the door. Stroke the mossberg and dont blink or make any facial expressions. Give that a try."

 

 

 

yo mapo i dont deal with bitches that much but most of my female friends agree that

 

1. nagging pushy shit IS NOT GOOD

2. girls like guys that take control of shit, but not be an asshole about it

3. dont act desperate

4. if nothing else works, drink a 40oz of 211 steel reserve and use Mr. Yucks plan

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Originally posted by mapo returns

 

im gonna give her a call in an hour or two. shes probably not even home though. ill ask her if she wants to go out today or tonight..and if she says no im gonna be like 'so..am i basically just wasting my time by asking you out?'

 

wish me luck.

 

 

you're an asshole.

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to make a long story short.

 

i talked to her online. the sisters got into a fight, and since only the younger one has a comp, she put a pw block on windows so gina couldnt sign on. she forgot my number. and she never got my voicemail message.

 

shes interested in meeting me though she just needs to get her schedule tomorrow. then she says she'll contact me.

 

ill be back here in about 24 hours all depressed she didnt contact me.

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naw man,

 

this is mapos own little reality thread.

 

it should be called 'help mapo get laid'.

 

the original idea i thought of was for me to post things on here, and id follow the advice of some, and report back to how it went, etc. until i finally had sex.

 

like, you guys would tell me where to go to meet the girls, how to approach them, where to go on the date, etc. and basically ch0 would put their collective brains together and help me have sex.

 

but then i got interested in this girl and changed it to help me get a date.

now im just kinda logging my 'relationship' shit and you guys can help me. its an interactive reality thread. its dope as fuck. recognize.

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Mapo, for future reference...here is the best way to find out in a steathy way if you wanna know if a girl has a bf....

 

Comment on something she's wearing like shoes, earrings, ring, bracelet just like this......

 

"Hey, i really dig that (blank) you've got on there. Did your bf get that for you?"

 

It's a totally slick way of throwing that question out there. You'll have your answer in an instant. I have a one hundred percent success rate using that one over the years.

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Originally posted by LENS

Mapo, for future reference...here is the best way to find out in a steathy way if you wanna know if a girl has a bf....

 

Comment on something she's wearing like shoes, earrings, ring, bracelet just like this......

 

"Hey, i really dig that (blank) you've got on there. Did your bf get that for you?"

 

It's a totally slick way of throwing that question out there. You'll have your answer in an instant. I have a one hundred percent success rate using that one over the years.

 

Slick ? that is so blatant, you might as well say

 

"Hey, i really dig that (blank) you've got on there. Shall we have sex ?"

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What the fuck? I mean...what the fuck? This is a 'get pussy' thread? Jesus Christ!! I'll be back tomorrow with some better advice than the shit i was spitting out earlier. Yuck has a date with a team of Tenderloin bitches that will lace me up with more and more game until i cant stand it. I love my team. I will explain your situation and get the 7 different female opinions tonight.

 

It'll kinda be like The View only less righteous and 'yeah girlfriend'.

 

 

yuck- team player.

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Originally posted by Pinup

Slick ? that is so blatant, you might as well say

 

"Hey, i really dig that (blank) you've got on there. Shall we have sex ?"

Absolutely goddamn right it's slick. How the hell do you infer it being blatant? Sorry pinup if your own tactics for reeling in girls fall well short of the acceptable standard. There's no need to force your failings onto the rest of us.

 

Hate the game, not LENS, a true player.

 

Mapo, use your imagination when it comes to that all important official first date. DO not...I repeat, do not do the dinner and a movie thang. It is trite, cliched, overdone and played right the fuck out.

 

Dinner by itself is actually okay but do not take her to the following places: Applebees's, Sizzler (Sleazler), Denny's, SPoon's...hell no chain restaurants!

 

DO your homework...there's are gobs of cheap restaurants out there oozing with flavor and character. It'll go easy on your pocketbook while simultaneously impressing the hell out of her.

 

Remember...no fucking movie afterwards! Look for a good cheap punk show or hip hop happening. When in doubt, a walk down the sidewalk in a happening part of town allows for enough conversation fodder to keep awkward silences at a distance.

 

On my first date with my gf, I took her on a tour of my town saturated with amusing stories, witty jokes, clever anecdotes and occasionally throwing in a comment on how nice she looked. I took her to a little mexican restaurant, wined and dined and then we went and made out for a while. I felt her boobs that night. She was cool with it. I got a boner.

 

There you go.....sure fire tricks, tips and tactics for making that first date count. Ignore anything Pinup has to say. He has communicable diseases...that's why his pick up tactics NEVER work.

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^^ what a hoe (both of ya)

 

and yeah lens.. it ain't slick.. the slickness is just asking her what she did the past weekend.. bitches love to brag about their men, so she'll tell ya.. if she doesn't, she's a skeezer anyway... and when she does tell you she has a man after leading you on,pull a positive K on her.

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I'de say Lens's serly hormone injected boyfriend detecting device is slick enough. I don't think it says "Hey, i really dig that (blank) you've got on there. Shall we have sex ?" at all, more like "Hey I really dig that (blank) you've got there, do you have a boyfriend? Because if not, I might be interested in filling the position". Which is what I believe you'de want to be saying at some point. The vanity method may save you some embaressment, if it works. But in that scenario you should be asking yourself why the fuck would you be embarressed anyway ?.

 

In conclusion .. I'de agree with lens if only he'de stop telling us to "hate the game"

 

and mapo if your worried about it, next time you want to suss out the boyfriend situation, mabye you can do the weekend thing first and then the lens method.....or you can just compliment her on her (blank) and ask for sex. :D

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Originally posted by SilentBob

In conclusion .. I'de agree with lens if only he'de stop telling us to "hate the game"

 

 

yeah, no this is what you do, ask her what's the matter. Is there a part of her life missing. That needs to be filled. Then (this is very tricky) grab your cock look her in the eyes and make your eyebrows do something funky that will make her think of caterpillars.

 

yeah and on another note, don't take her on some REI type trek through the city unless you have some nice spots in mind. Ordinarilly walking prevents you from things like humping and fucking.

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"Dating for Dummies" By Milton

 

Dinner and A Movie = Cliche for a reason. Ya it's played out, but at least the woman will know that you're on a date (as if your akward behavoir when asking her to "hang out" wasn't enough) and she will know what to expect. It's the bread and butter of the dating world, long enough to engage in good conversation, short enough that if you hate it you're not stuck hating it for the whole night. A nice spin is the late movie and coffee/dessert after. I find the later you keep a woman out the closer the distance from her panties to the floor.

 

The dinner: Make it middle of the road, not something you can't afford, not something you can afford to do every night. The restaurant sets the mood for the rest of the date. A quiet, romantic restaurant increases the chances that you'll get laid if she's into you but decreases the possibility of keeping it casual, or cheap. Another good spot is somewhere fun, or somewhere with a nice atmosphere, these places are generally cheaper. It's good to have handful of places, as a big guy myself, I like to eat, so I always try to find a new spot, especially something that stays open late. (See above) In fact, knowing good restaurants is a trait women love, it shows that you have class and good taste.

 

The movie: Doesn't really have to be a movie, it could be any activity that you are sure both people are going to enjoy. A movie is just something neutral, so if you don't know her well you might want to go for this option. I'm not going to go into what to pick, but if you go to anything with a flower in the title kiss your manhood goodbye.

 

A different spin: Instead of the normal, consume and be entertained theme, a few ideas for something different.

Fun:

A concert. I have two tickets to the (insert popular/cool indie band name here) wanna go with me.

An Art Gallery: Yes women really do love this, well women with class love this.

A sporting event: Sort of like a concert.

To play sports: Maybe roller skating bowling etc. should be more of a second or third date, but who knows.

A hookah spot: One of my personal favorites, if you've never been check it out. It's got a real "international" flavor that women dig.

The Zoo: Yup, get some ice-cream, show her you have an spontaneous side.

Romantic:

Walking through parks, cities etc: This is good, but if she's in heels, and most of the time I try to get them to wear heels, the reason is my secret recipe that you are not ready for yet, this might not be the best, go for option 2.

Going to a park: If you can sit at a park and chill/hang out, this is better for women who don't want to walk. Especially at sunset, or when the city lights are just coming on. (Belie Dat)

A drive: I assume you're rolling, take her on a drive, find a scenic drive near you, most cities have them.

A garden: If you have those big gardens in your area, its like giving her a thousand flowers, she'll love it. Take a picnic.

 

A few side notes: Don't think of it as a test, think of it like your chance to show her why she should give up her time/panties to be with you. Show up with flowers/ a gift. Mostly flowers, even if you think it's stupid, women love chivalry. Don't try to hard, you'll seem like you don't know what you're doing. If you want to spend more time with her suggest something else, coffee is always a good option. Don't over analyse things, and always be ready to change the plan. You are in your first step of a beautiful process, and just like a flower that blooms in spring, you take much time and good treatment, your scent will be sweet and your colour divine. HIYA!

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Okay i know i said i was gonna go earlier but i also said that i woould help out mapo. So being the team player that i am, le it slide. So I talked with the tenderloin squad tonight and got the truth after many drinks. The general concensous was that you are spending way too much time tryna get the one girl. They say its understandable and very cute then moments later they were talking about how guys never call and they are all assholes. So if that is any help to you at all it should tell you that girls are fuckin crazy. For the most part that is. It ended up turning into a 'yeah girl friend' tournament. I know i said that shit wouldnt happen but i have never seen it before. This is all new to me coming from these girls.

 

So yuck learns yet something new from the girls while hanging out on ladies night again. Will he stop? There is no telling. Tune in 2 months from now to get the answer.

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I like the "tenderloin squad" I might use that. My team is a skeleton crew now, I'm down to about 3 broads from 6, the other half went to college. The ones that are left are the slutty one the deperate one and the stripper. Leaves the debate sort of one sided.

 

Damn college!

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