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Do girls lie like guys do?


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at first i thought you were gonna turn down the luda tickets. so i was prepared to clown. now i'm unsure what to do, especially with this new ethical twist. :) now who's lying, biatch?

 

"thinkin way back to before i got minez

puttin bullet holes through the neighborhood stop signs"

 

have fun. it should at least be funny. but if he does any corny shit like say make noise or any "ho hay" shit, don't do it. ;)

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As of late, I find myself telling the truth in every situation even if it will make me look bad. Its starting to create awkward situations when someone asks a question and I tell them something they don't want to hear. On the plus side though, someone said they appreciated my honesty.

 

Should I start lying again? Maybe lying will get me laid. I can honestly say I've never lied to a girl to get laid.

 

 

Page 3! Errr... I lied... Page 2!

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+The Follow-Up

 

So she wasn't lying at all.

In fact truth be told........

 

She was the Tour Manger's Assistant!

 

Back stage passes, motherfucking ON stage passes!

I wasn't on stage durring the show but the crowd was getting all hyped

and I walk out of the main stage door with the girl and people looked pissed.

no.. I'm not a rap star.

 

Now here's the thing... girl was really digging me.

To the point where she'd be putting her hands on me and giving really clear signs.

So what did I do? ---- nothing! I was good and faithfull to my girl.

I did feel like a bit of an ass because I didn't tell her about the girlfriend,

so she might fel that I just plain dissed her. I'll make sure to explain it before the Snoop Tour in December!

 

 

holla!

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you know it just occured to me something else girls love doin...

 

not answering the phone then lying about why they didnt answer or return the call.

 

this bitch told me she wasnt gettin my messages then gets mad and says "yeah well you think i wanna talk to you when you leav psycho ass messages on my machine??"

 

i was like i thought you didnt get my messages???

 

they werent psycho, i was drunk and i siad i still loved her.

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Originally posted by mental invalid

example: "no i dont mind if you do that"

 

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translation: "do that and die"

 

 

-sneak

 

 

 

SERIOUSLY!! JUST SAY WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN!!!!

 

i dont play mind games like that. last night he asked me what i wanted for christmas....soooo i pulled out my list.

 

fuck that.

 

i would never say " i dont want anything honey. just you." fuuuuck no. if he asked, then i'll tell him.

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Class A thread. No bullshit, no post too long, several LOL's and a nice evolving history.

 

Go Kilo, free passes, the only thing better than being on the list. Wonk

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