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yo...

i'm with my fellow messengers here. i've done this for a few years now, and this ain't no joke. first off, fuck a bike lane. thats an excuse to get doored, and ends up being an extra parking space. and who gives a fuck if i take the lane? i'm going down the goddamn street 20 times faster then anyone else. if you wanna honk at me.... you are going to have to see my ass crack as i sprint by your mama's house. also, to those jerks who throw their damn doors out in traffic, its a goddamn traffic violation. its called an "abstruction of traffic " biotch. 9 times out of 10, if i see that shit i'll kick that damn door right back on your fucking head. and trust me, i have opened peoples heads open doing that, so keep that in your mind.i've been hit 5 times by fucking cars, and the police reports say what? thats right it's the drivers fault fool. and i still beat those fools down.

 

-i'm not a violent person, but i do what i gotta do.

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i had a friend who got hit riding his bike to work downtown..someone was turing as he was going straight..even though they are supposed to stop before turning left they kept going..he broke his arm and fucked up his bike..only he was poor they were rich and took him to court...so on top of his hospital bill..which he had no insurance..he had to sell some shit to pay for the dent and scratches on the car...now i usually dont care about cars and bikes id much prefer a car but in that case shit was fucked up.

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a friend of mine was backing out of his garage when a biker was coming down the lane, my friend stopped on the sidewalk just after his drive way ended and the street began. The fool on the bike rode up on the sidewalk and slammed into the side of his car. Flew over the top, an got up and rode away like nothing happened. It was so weird.

 

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remember in waynes world..that girl hit the car and flew over it...that was funny. comps story reminded me of that..silly bike riders. heres a funny bike related story...

 

i was riding with my mom when i was like 14 and this marine was riding his bike on the side walk next to us..it was a 10 mile an hour speed limit..well something happened and he flipped over his handle bars and broke his glasses..i started laughing so my mom hit me. i guess it wasnt that funny....

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