non-hetero Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 My friend Andrew plays Advanced Dungeons and Dragons a lot. Whenever he hears something smart he says PLUS 10 INTELLIGENCE. like some people on the boards say +1 when they think they pwned someone. He was playing hopscotch in his supertight mc hammer pants and he said OH YEAH PLUS 10 DEXTERITY. Then I beat him senseless put him in the janitor's closet because he's gay and that's where he belongs then I took his lunch money and peed on his mc hammer pants then bought some dorritos and banged a prostitute named jenny Thats a quote from another forum and wow for some reason it made me laugh a lot. Thought I would share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 ha ha ha,thanks. Made me laugh too. talk to SuicideBomber about his nerdcrushing exploits for the real deal on stomping chemistry geeks and D&D fanatics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted November 12, 2003 Author Share Posted November 12, 2003 i kicked a chair out from under some asian kid who was being loud in the computer lab at school. pretended I tripped on it he was playing counter strike. but I play counter strike so I must be a nerd too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 When i was in the states, i met this guy who was in some kind of nature worshipping sect, his mother djayed for parties once in a while (maaaan would i've loved to hear her music selection), he was a MAGIC cards champion and bragged that he had been wearing the same pants for 4 months. Yeah. I didn't like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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