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list funny porn names real or made up. i made this up:

"i love ewe", or it could be "fuck ewe".

 

if you dont know what a ewe is look it up.

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Guest beardo

...and if your dog or cat ever dies i'll buy you a ewe... my sweet one i call you my sweet one...

 

forest hump

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Guest beardo
Originally posted by racecar:

 

if you dont know what a ewe is look it up.[/b]

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Guest Pilau Hands

a league of their moan

saving ryan's privates

dr. naughty and the night nurses

debbie does dallas

 

a few titles that have made me chuckle

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how about "face jam". its a real movie.

 

edward penis hands...... classic.

laying pipe: plumbers revenge......

 

i used to know tons more/......

 

[This message has been edited by T.T Boy (edited 08-22-2001).]

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Guest unknown

the sopornos, yes that's a real video....

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Originally posted by LUKY:

i saw caught from behind 8, it was wierd cuz there were 8 before it.

 

wouldnt there be 7....?

 

anyway, its weird how many pornos there are. i was thinkin....i bet there ARE movies with the titles i made up. and quite frankly that makes me want to puke.

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Originally posted by unknown:

the sopornos, yes that's a real video....

 

Yeah I seen that one at the local porno shop. I went back later to scoop it up and it was gone. That would've been funny to watch after the real Sopronos.

"Dont be Cruel" the title aint funny but on the cover is like 6 Elvis impersonators. They all bone down with the Elvis costumes on and talk like elvis.

 

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"The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."

Confucius , Analects

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Originally posted by HESHIANDET:

jurassic pork...

HaHahahahahha Ha HahahahHahahaha!!!!!!

 

Faggle Cock (Fraggle Rock)

The Secret of Nymph (Secret of Nihm)

The Deep Fistal (Dark Crystal)

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hi this is ted from blockbuster!

ya were just calling to tell you that your overdue on FLESH FEST 4 , and BIKINI BLOWOUT 5.

ya just give us a call cuz your fee has now increase to 20 dollers and 11 cents.and we are gonna have to add a extra 10 dollers because the last erotica pamela was a tad bit sticky so your total cost comes to 30 . 11 $have a nice day

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Guest kidlugz

the best, the absolute best i've ever heard is INDIA BONES AND THE TEMPLE OF POON! ahahahah. gotta thank lazlo for that one.

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My fave (I swear this is true):

 

"All The Women In This Video Take It Up The ASS!!", Vol. 1-4.

 

 

Aside from that, my midget porn video is called "Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang". Don't ask why I have a midegt porn video. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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