Guest BROWNer Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Chateau du Shitbag http://www.skitfaced.com/palomazon/palomaADS/shitbag-wine.jpg'> Shitbag Wine Shitbag Wine is a casual budget red for the constantly mobile. The unbreakable plastic bottle is a boon to those who slip and fall often. And the unique nipple top lets the wine through when you squeeze, but keeps it in when you knock over the bottle, or throw it against a wall in a fit of sweaty rage. Shitbag's bouquet is complex if not delicate, with dense aromas of thistleberry and fish, and a touch of lead from the barrel aging. The wine carries a strong smoke feel and has an almost overpowering finish. Shitbag Wine. The wine of choice for the downwardly mobile. http://www.skitfaced.com/palomazon/palomaADS/chateaudushitbag.jpg'> Chateau du Shitbag So you're off the streets. But you miss the sound of the trains, the feel of vermin against your cheek, the smell of fresh morning vomit. You yearn for a simple, dangerous life. Now you've got Chateau du Shitbag. Or: you're still down on your luck, but miraculously a benevolent stranger has asked you to dinner. A whole new world could be opening to you, if you impress, if you show distinction. If you bring along a bottle of Chateau du Shitbag. No matter your lot in life, Chateau du Shitbag rewards the pallette munificently. Luxurious dark berry, peanuts, cassis, and vodka with firm tannins. Only the slightest hint of lead. Sir Lawrence Shitbag's signature Merlot is a classic choice for upscale transients worldwide. http://www.skitfaced.com/palomazon/palomaADS/penixbig.gif'> Let's face it, genital intercourse is better when one's penis is erect. Rub three or four squirts of Penix penis hardening penis ointment on or near your penis every two months for 3-7 times the hardness and intensity of a regular penis. Warning: Overuse of Penix penis hardening penis ointment caused penis cancer in some laboratory animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 http://www.atlas-dermato.org/images2/loupe05.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Re: Chateau du Shitbag Originally posted by BROWNer throw it against a wall in a fit of sweaty rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Ballheadsz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 On a sidenote, i've always wanted to launch some alcohol product called "The ussual" So every desperate motherfucker with no life could walk into any bar in the world and reply to the barmans question "what will it be, mate?" with the legendary "Whats up? I'll have the ussual" Dress to impress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 oh geez....useless thread 4080. thanks to my pal johnny ten corona's, i completely forgot i made this. dude, run with it. i'd order that for sure. a long time ago(this is completely off topic) i got half semi-serious about making shoes. they were gonna be called 'Zutz'..and they were going to have lights and shit on them with a little audio transmitter that monitored your heartrate so when you were jogging or dancing, the bpm's transmitting to your wireless headset would increase. the whole idea was to have these shoes that on the surface were all 'wowy', but they would sell in those cheap shoe bins at like walmart, biway or bargain harolds(old ontario heads might remember those 2 stores). kinda like those cheap watches you see that are all decked out with crazy ass buttons that don't even work. mmhmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer a long time ago(this is completely off topic) i got half semi-serious about making shoes. they were gonna be called 'Zutz'..and they were going to have lights and shit on them with a little audio transmitter that monitored your heartrate so when you were jogging or dancing, the bpm's transmitting to your wireless headset would increase. the whole idea was to have these shoes that on the surface were all 'wowy', but they would sell in those cheap shoe bins at like walmart, biway or bargain harolds(old ontario heads might remember those 2 stores). kinda like those cheap watches you see that are all decked out with crazy ass buttons that don't even work. mmhmm. what kind of wierd shit were you on when you thought this up......heartrates and transmitters...in a shoe? Crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 i was working in the bush at the time. all i had for after work was my boots that i'd worn all day, which were usually soaking wet. at the end of the day it sucks not having a pair of dry shoes.. so i made a pair of shoes/slippers out of cardboard, duct tape, and various and sundry pieces of detritus. they rocked so hard that the rest of my crew was willing to pay me to make them a pair. i've had a few ideas like that. you have to realize that our world is full of so much retardedly bizarre and useless shit..things that i would never fathom could make somebody a couple hundred grand are everywhere. not that my zutz would, but.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Macguyver Moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer i was working in the bush at the time. all i had for after work was my boots that i'd worn all day, which were usually soaking wet. at the end of the day it sucks not having a pair of dry shoes.. so i made a pair of shoes/slippers out of cardboard, duct tape, and various and sundry pieces of detritus. they rocked so hard that the rest of my crew was willing to pay me to make them a pair. i've had a few ideas like that. you have to realize that our world is full of so much retardedly bizarre and useless shit..things that i would never fathom could make somebody a couple hundred grand are everywhere. not that my zutz would, but.. my shoes and socks got drenched this morning riding in the rain. they are still wet, nearly 4 hours later. ugh. it really does suck not having dry shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 oh shit, I am so hung.... ...over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 my order: 1 pair of zutz 1 dunlop t-shirt (size L) 1 audio cassette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 I cant believe that everyone is ignoring or maybe doesnt see the humor that i see in the chateau du shitbag wine. This is borderline fantastic BROWNer. Did you make those images yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 shitbag wine, nice one. i like the idea of the bottle being unbreakable for when ur carrying it, but wot about when u have finished it and wanna smash it against a wall ? the nipple idea isnt too bad ethier for when u spill it, but wot about when wanting to skull/funnel it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/11-12/goldenbee/Enokido1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 For some reason that made me laugh hard. Chateau du shitbag. What there should be is a EU D'SHITBAG. that would make me happy. I want to try that wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck I cant believe that everyone is ignoring or maybe doesnt see the humor that i see in the chateau du shitbag wine. This is borderline fantastic BROWNer. Did you make those images yourself? This shit is great isn't it?...This is the opposite of what I expected when opening this thread.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer biway man, i havent heard this name in ages. i thought it was only an edmonton thing. it was equally as enjoyable as the saan store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Have you ever read the back of a wine bottle or drink wine? Not out of the box? The little blurbs he has about the wine is what i find more ammusing than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 hahaha, tt knows.. my friends and i used to play this thing called the 'Biway Challenge'. basically whoever had the balls to actually stay in there for a period of time and risk being seen by other kids at school and get teased for shopping there. biway was true canadian oldschool.. ..back before walmart got cheap shitty goods on lock. i'm surprised kilo hasn't mentioned bargain harolds...pretty sure there was one in TO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 if you were caught wearing biway gear, you could consider yourself without friends for a year. i remember they had everything in that place in one giant pile. food, plaid shirts, everything. http://www.beige.org/special/biway.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 bump for biway and chateau du shitbag. btw, what the hell is with the title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Originally posted by T.T Boy man, i havent heard this name in ages. i thought it was only an edmonton thing. it was equally as enjoyable as the saan store. haha i lived right across the street from a biway AND a saan store when i was a kid. w** call******* whut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 there's a beer you can get from a couple pubs around melbourne called piss. it's actually really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 i used to drink beer called Schlitz (its pronounced 'Sh-litsz'..or, as i prefer on occasion, 'Sk-litz'). not your 40ounce Schlitz, the shit i used to drink was classy Schlitz, reserved for ill gentility such as myself.. so quality in fact, a 12pack of bottles had its own dividers made of high quality cardboard. you don't see that too often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 which reminds me...somebody on this board has a Schlitz ball cap i want. here's another gem you can get in canada. http://www.zianet.com/spencer/tnt103.gif'> looks like shit, tastes like alcohol mixed with beer backwash and 400ml of some fat, pimply assed mans swass(SWeatyASS) juices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Bargain motherfucking Harold's I remember it quite well. and bi way (arent they all called bargain centres now?). I know its not quite as low end, but if we're reminiscing, I've got two words. Consumers Distributing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo haha i lived right across the street from a biway AND a saan store when i was a kid. w** call******* whut! was there a safeway and a dairy queen in said area? shit thats wierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Originally posted by T.T Boy was there a safeway and a dairy queen in said area? shit thats wierd. damn. who'd a thunk it? get hold of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 I'll have the usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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