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Chateau du Shitbag

 

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Shitbag Wine

 

Shitbag Wine is a casual budget red for the constantly mobile. The unbreakable plastic bottle is a boon to those who slip and fall often. And the unique nipple top lets the wine through when you squeeze, but keeps it in when you knock over the bottle, or throw it against a wall in a fit of sweaty rage.

 

Shitbag's bouquet is complex if not delicate, with dense aromas of thistleberry and fish, and a touch of lead from the barrel aging. The wine carries a strong smoke feel and has an almost overpowering finish.

 

Shitbag Wine. The wine of choice for the downwardly mobile.

 

 

 

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Chateau du Shitbag

 

So you're off the streets. But you miss the sound of the trains, the feel of vermin against your cheek, the smell of fresh morning vomit. You yearn for a simple, dangerous life. Now you've got Chateau du Shitbag.

 

Or: you're still down on your luck, but miraculously a benevolent stranger has asked you to dinner. A whole new world could be opening to you, if you impress, if you show distinction. If you bring along a bottle of Chateau du Shitbag.

 

No matter your lot in life, Chateau du Shitbag rewards the pallette munificently. Luxurious dark berry, peanuts, cassis, and vodka with firm tannins. Only the slightest hint of lead. Sir Lawrence Shitbag's signature Merlot is a classic choice for upscale transients worldwide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Re: Chateau du Shitbag

 

Originally posted by BROWNer

throw it against a wall in a fit of sweaty rage.

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On a sidenote, i've always wanted to launch some alcohol product called

"The ussual"

So every desperate motherfucker with no life could walk into any bar in the world and reply to the barmans question

"what will it be, mate?"

 

with the legendary

 

"Whats up? I'll have the ussual"

 

Dress to impress

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Guest BROWNer

oh geez....useless thread 4080.

thanks to my pal johnny ten corona's, i completely

forgot i made this.

 

dude, run with it. i'd order that for sure.

 

a long time ago(this is completely off topic) i got

half semi-serious about making shoes. they were

gonna be called 'Zutz'..and they were going to have

lights and shit on them with a little audio transmitter

that monitored your heartrate so when you were

jogging or dancing, the bpm's transmitting to your

wireless headset would increase. the whole idea was

to have these shoes that on the surface were all 'wowy',

but they would sell in those cheap shoe bins at like

walmart, biway or bargain harolds(old ontario heads

might remember those 2 stores). kinda like those cheap

watches you see that are all decked out with crazy ass

buttons that don't even work.

mmhmm.

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Originally posted by BROWNer

 

a long time ago(this is completely off topic) i got

half semi-serious about making shoes. they were

gonna be called 'Zutz'..and they were going to have

lights and shit on them with a little audio transmitter

that monitored your heartrate so when you were

jogging or dancing, the bpm's transmitting to your

wireless headset would increase. the whole idea was

to have these shoes that on the surface were all 'wowy',

but they would sell in those cheap shoe bins at like

walmart, biway or bargain harolds(old ontario heads

might remember those 2 stores). kinda like those cheap

watches you see that are all decked out with crazy ass

buttons that don't even work.

mmhmm.

 

what kind of wierd shit were you on when you thought this up......heartrates and transmitters...in a shoe? Crazy.

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i was working in the bush at the time.

all i had for after work was my boots that i'd worn all

day, which were usually soaking wet. at the end of the

day it sucks not having a pair of dry shoes..

so i made a pair of shoes/slippers out of cardboard, duct tape,

and various and sundry pieces of detritus.

they rocked so hard that the rest of my crew was willing

to pay me to make them a pair.

i've had a few ideas like that. you have to realize that our

world is full of so much retardedly bizarre and useless shit..things

that i would never fathom could make somebody a couple hundred

grand are everywhere. not that my zutz would, but..

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Originally posted by BROWNer

i was working in the bush at the time.

all i had for after work was my boots that i'd worn all

day, which were usually soaking wet. at the end of the

day it sucks not having a pair of dry shoes..

so i made a pair of shoes/slippers out of cardboard, duct tape,

and various and sundry pieces of detritus.

they rocked so hard that the rest of my crew was willing

to pay me to make them a pair.

i've had a few ideas like that. you have to realize that our

world is full of so much retardedly bizarre and useless shit..things

that i would never fathom could make somebody a couple hundred

grand are everywhere. not that my zutz would, but..

 

my shoes and socks got drenched this morning riding in the rain.

they are still wet, nearly 4 hours later.

ugh.

 

it really does suck not having dry shoes.

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Guest TEARZ

my order:

 

1 pair of zutz

1 dunlop t-shirt (size L)

1 audio cassette

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I cant believe that everyone is ignoring or maybe doesnt see the humor that i see in the chateau du shitbag wine. This is borderline fantastic BROWNer. Did you make those images yourself?

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shitbag wine, nice one. i like the idea of the bottle being unbreakable for when ur carrying it, but wot about when u have finished it and wanna smash it against a wall ? the nipple idea isnt too bad ethier for when u spill it, but wot about when wanting to skull/funnel it ?

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For some reason that made me laugh hard. Chateau du shitbag.

 

 

What there should be is a EU D'SHITBAG. that would make me happy. I want to try that wine.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

I cant believe that everyone is ignoring or maybe doesnt see the humor that i see in the chateau du shitbag wine. This is borderline fantastic BROWNer. Did you make those images yourself?

 

This shit is great isn't it?...This is the opposite of what I expected when opening this thread..

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Originally posted by BROWNer

biway

 

 

man, i havent heard this name in ages. i thought it was only an edmonton thing. it was equally as enjoyable as the saan store.

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Have you ever read the back of a wine bottle or drink wine? Not out of the box? The little blurbs he has about the wine is what i find more ammusing than anything.

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Guest BROWNer

hahaha, tt knows..

my friends and i used to play this thing called

the 'Biway Challenge'. basically whoever had

the balls to actually stay in there for a period

of time and risk being seen by other kids at

school and get teased for shopping there.

biway was true canadian oldschool..

..back before walmart got cheap shitty goods

on lock.

i'm surprised kilo hasn't mentioned bargain

harolds...pretty sure there was one in TO.

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bump for biway and chateau du shitbag.

 

btw, what the hell is with the title?

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

man, i havent heard this name in ages. i thought it was only an edmonton thing. it was equally as enjoyable as the saan store.

 

haha i lived right across the street from a biway AND a saan store when i was a kid. w** call******* whut!

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there's a beer you can get from a couple pubs around melbourne called piss. it's actually really good.

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i used to drink beer called Schlitz

(its pronounced 'Sh-litsz'..or, as i prefer on

occasion, 'Sk-litz').

not your 40ounce Schlitz, the shit

i used to drink was classy Schlitz, reserved

for ill gentility such as myself..

so quality in fact,

a 12pack of bottles had its own

dividers made of high quality cardboard.

you don't see that too often.

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