•nakEd Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 STORY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS.. ok so, after me tell us some storys about people getting drunk, and acting like they dont rember what happened Alright so here's the situation. Empty house, just my ex, her best friend, and her best friends brother, we got drunk. It wasnt really thattt much, but i guess the girls couldn't handle it.. so here's when all the drama starts. The best friend gives me a condom, sayin ''use protection if you need it'' I figure thats a sign that her friend [my ex] wants to get busy later on or something. So later comes, its just me and her in a room sitting on a bed talking. Eventually it leads to kissing, foreplay, sex.. so i even asked her before we sexxed up if it was cool with her because it was her first time, she says ''anything you want''.. so whatever we got busy.. now we were doing our thing for awhile... she wasn't knocked out unconsious just drunk.. now the morning comes, she finds herself waking up naked, doesnt know why. Her friend tells her what happen, and she said she doesnt rember anything. [i find that shit really hard to belive.] And to top it off her friend doesnt even rember giving me the condom.. so they think i took advantage of her because she was drunk. i think there both full of shit.. but i dont see why they would lie... what you guys think, they rembered and playing dumb, or were they just too gone they dont kno what happen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 what does it matter if they're lying or not ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 are you 16 getting girls drunk for sex, was like so 2 years ago...now ppl use coke and needles...duhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by Coffie Crave are you 16 getting girls drunk for sex, was like so 2 years ago...now ppl use coke and needles...duhhh ::best beavis voice:: heh heh yeah yeah neeeeeedles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Well the one says she told the girl you fucked everything that happend but says the only thing she doesnt remember is giving you the condom. That sounds fishy. I would distance yourself from these bitches. I use the term bitches very loosely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 yes, mr yuck has the right idea..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakEd Posted November 9, 2003 Author Share Posted November 9, 2003 ..it just aggravates me that i took the girl virginity, and she doesn't even rember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 sounds like a case of "not your problem" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 i imagine she's pretty aggravated she cant remember losing her virginity. if i were you i would be on the lookout for pissed of dads/brothers/guys she might try to get to kick your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 haha, you got played for the fool.... cool me down on the pany stye! That's why you smack them around a little bit during sex, so there's no forgetting the pain, you could also try those penis enlargement pills.... if that's the problem. How can they forget getting run through?;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL sounds like a case of "not your problem" haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakEd Posted November 9, 2003 Author Share Posted November 9, 2003 yeah i could kinda see her getting aggravated, if i was her id want to have sex sober, asap, just so its not all like ''yeh i only had sex once, and i was too drunk to rember'' i doubt she would have anyone on my case about kicking my ass, because i kno she has been lookin for me to stick it to her for awhile. n penis enlargement pills arn't the prob, she was screamin pretty loud, her friend/ friend brother woke up a few times... i just dont like bein looked upon as ''im going to take advantage of every girl i drink w/'' because i dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 posting the details on the web is prolly not helping then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
square Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by -FuckShitUp- n penis enlargement pills arn't the prob, she was screamin pretty loud, her friend/ friend brother woke up a few times... i just dont like bein looked upon as ''im going to take advantage of every girl i drink w/'' because i dont. girls fake it all the time. believe it. a lot of them think they have to fake pleasure to please a guy, and then turn around and complain to their girlfriends about how guys dont know how to do it right. these people sound like bitchass idiots (i think someone already pointed that out), do you honestly give a shit what bitchass idiots think about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 punch.them.both.in.the.grill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 sex is old school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 yeeuh shit's be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 put it in her again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 bitches ain't shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Pussy aint nothin but a 5 letter word hit the guts on the first night and kick that ho to the curb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by -FuckShitUp- yeah i could kinda see her getting aggravated, if i was her id want to have sex sober, asap, just so its not all like ''yeh i only had sex once, and i was too drunk to rember'' i have never had a sober sexual experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. ABC punch.them.both.in.the.grill smartest response to any question ever asked. question-"who assinated lincoln?" answer- "punch.them.both.in.the.grill" it works with everything..listen. being that your a friend im gonna give u some advice Mr. W. ALWAYS KILL THE GIRL AFTER YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER AND THEN MASTERBATE ONTO HER CORPSE AFTER IT SITS IN YOUR BED FOR 11 DAYS. THATS WHATS GOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitchAssSlut Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 arcel comes correct with the quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by taco bell bomber smartest response to any question ever asked. question-"who assinated lincoln?" answer- "punch.them.both.in.the.grill" it works with everything..listen. being that your a friend im gonna give u some advice Mr. W. ALWAYS KILL THE GIRL AFTER YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER AND THEN MASTERBATE ONTO HER CORPSE AFTER IT SITS IN YOUR BED FOR 11 DAYS. THATS WHATS GOOD. You started off very funny.........then you sounded like a boys night out fan at the end sucker! FUCKSHITUP either your so small and bad shes trying not to remeber or she's embarassed as fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 frate raper-dude were u at underpressure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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