Jackson Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Thats WRONG! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 this is the funniest thingi ve read in a while...but maanu fucked up...the nose candy works better these days....hahahaha man that sucks they both claiming they cant remember shit hahahahahahha maybe one for got and the other one is just saying she forgot cus she wanted her friend to get turned out because she really doesnt like at all or maybe the one that gave u the condom really forgot and the other one is lying cus u suck at sex or maybe the one who gave u the condom wanted u to stab her but she passed out and the other one wanted it too but stayed awake to get stabbed and she realized she only wanted the sex cus she had just enough liquor to make u good looking enough to fuck but now she regrets it....or maaaaaaayybeeeee i think too much... but yeah the coke wouldve been a better idea man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 DJ Youri - Fuck On Cocaine.mp3 Ahh, good times... Hey no drug talk on 12oz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 That's a good story, the other night I get invited to a party. I get there and it turns up just being a small circle of friends and strangers just drinking and kicking back. I learn that the house belongs to this girl my friend knows from work and anyway this girl and one of the guys are taking e. As the night got later I just kinda sat back. There was an unspoken knowlege that they were gonna fuck later on, for no other reason but to fuck on e. Your situation sounds similar, long before anything happened you already knew that you were probley gonna fuck your ex-girlfriend. On one note you should be slapped for concerning your penis in all this drama, but on the other hand you stole your exgirlfriends sweet, sweet virginity. I applaud you, you fuckin craddlerobber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Frate Raper Yeah dude I was pissed you didn't roll up to me...johnny was telling me you was there...I scared you nigguhs huh! dude i think u met you, im not sure tho.. i was wit this dude epic, and i think he tried to sell you cigs. for like lik 8$ a pack..and then you made fun of his mother or somthing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by taco bell bomber dude i think u met you, im not sure tho.. i was wit this dude epic, and i think he tried to sell you cigs. for like lik 8$ a pack..and then you made fun of his mother or somthing.. sounds like me...was he also tryin to sell girls his phone number?cause me him and spek tried that shit didn't work well.I had those posters was hanging them out to fat girls and sluts:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 and she said she doesnt rember anything. [i find that shit really hard to belive.] and thats the funny part....what are you REALLY upset about? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 the only lessson to be learned here is... never let a girl let you take her virginity....always, ALWAYS, steal that shit by any means possible, knocking her out, forcing her to do coke untill she passes out, paralyze her, beat her to the point where she is almost dead, then take it...so you wont be considered a necro...well even when shes dead, jus not after 10 hours after death..just use alot of vasoline. the bitch dont have to be moving for you too get a nut off. tacobellbomberwillnotbeheldresponsibleforanyonewhodoestheseactsandhelovesfatbitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ares Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 In the morning, you should have pulled what she did. Say you can't remember a damn thing, and pretend to freak out when you wake up with her beside you. If worse comes to worse, tell people she took advantage of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by ares pretend to freak out when you wake up with her beside you. If worse comes to worse, tell people she took advantage of you. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 <---- decides to bring back some old thread randomly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherEffer Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 if they were both that drunk, you missed a oppurtunity to bang both of them. most likely they weren't that drunk tho.:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 who cares what happened afterwards you got first on some pussy just be happy with the pussy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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