fatbastard Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 i always think things are better enjoyed when they are free...today i ate like a king and it was free...i'm talking full seafood platters being bought to me by the pool and me lying down rocking partyboy glasses and lying in my swim trunks eating them..i got to the hotel with 48 dollars in my wallet...stayed two nights and left with 60 all legit....all free anyone got any stories of free stuff they have gotten (free samples in mass quantities etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 does stealing count ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL does stealing count ? I say yes. I survived a couple of months with nothing but a one dollar bill in my pocket. No incoming money and no outgoing money. More free shit than you can shake a stick at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 9, 2003 Share Posted November 9, 2003 haha, word. two bottles of wine, 10 or so cans, paint thinner, newspaper, scrub thing, to a setting, and i forget what else. and let's not forget all the stupid expensive shit you always wanted, but didn't have the money to wate on. bag of like 10 packs of gum, expensive ass soda pop from the health section, more breathmints then i will ever need, enough 'lunchables' to fill you up (can you beleive those stupid fucking things cost like 2.30$), once a pair of shoes for my freind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 A keg of zeigen bock, over 200 hundred cans of spray paint, seeing atmosphere, c-rayz walz, teh shape shifters, OMD, awolone, CVE, The rza, The gza, raekwon the chef, ghostface killa, a black book, numerous cans of silver rusto, over 50 or so paintmarkers, hundreds of streakers, sardines??? yuck, sandwiches, lotsa sushi from zen, and many bowls of teriayki chicken as well as oyakos, brand new muskas and an element shirt from this stripper broad who loved fucking me, 9 months free rent, shit i cant name everything, i beena bum for too long. I quit buying girls shit a long time ago, come to think of it never really did once she gotta job. And i quit paying for shows in this town a long time ago too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 at the end of this month is 'schoolies week' where graduates go away for a few days and run a muk over at a popular island they give away free condoms and lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 for a $1.06 (trident gum), i got: 6-pack of: smirnoff ice smirnoff triple black bacardi O3 bacardi silver two packs of cigarettes two one-time use cameras 12-pack of natty ice 6 boxes of hot pockets two bags of ice that's what i just got last nght Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet for a $1.06 (trident gum), i got: 6-pack of: smirnoff ice smirnoff triple black bacardi O3 bacardi silver two packs of cigarettes two one-time use cameras 12-pack of natty ice 6 boxes of hot pockets two bags of ice that's what i just got last nght how fucken big are your pockets ?!?! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 it was a team effort and swif is a raver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 I saw the proof of that escapade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 I've got 78% of the registered users' momma panties fo free son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet [btwo packs of cigarettes [/b] how did you pull that off ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 swif: can i have two packs of newports cashier: sure swif: hands to me me: walks out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 i'm guessing the cigarette case was up front or something, seperate from a checkstand ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 ehh not realy, but uhh the cashier was generous we'll say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 how'd you pull that off fatty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 2 diamond ear rings buy one get one free pack of Marlboro Menthols 2 packs of blunts 2 6 packs of MGD a lot more but these are some i remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Uhhhhm let me see Them 6 dollar bags of beef jerkey Cartons of Ben N Jerrys Up to 7 packs of cigs at a time Countless sodas Hoagies Chips Cookie Dough Candy Cappaccinos Paint Skateboard bearings, wheels Hats, Jeans, Jackets,Shoes Cologne Cell Phones Knives CD's DVD's Video Games Books/Magazines Software Autographed things Meals at resturants Taxi rides But its been atleast 2 Wawa trips a day for the past 4 years, same Wawa, same people all the time and for some reason nobody suspects shit when every time I walk in, walk to the back and walk out. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity how'd you pull that off fatty? well...pretty easy actually my girls dad is some guy who does business ALOT of business with this 5 star hotel i mean a lot...so he was holding a conference there and there was a last minute cancellation with 2 of is clients so me and my girl filled in...i had an ID number (48392246b) and then had to give my girls sirname everytime i wanted something bought to me... room service, drinks, towels....anything really this place was yuppie central the sea food platters cost $38.00 and this guy came up to me and said he would give me $20 if i got him 2....ok i thought no problem i also ordered him a few cokes and coctails for him and his friend who had scammed there way into the VIP pool area. then in the changing room i found a pair of gucci glasses, my girl told me they were in the giftshop for $370....all in all it was good for a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 so uhhhh wots the sirname and hotel Fatty :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by krie so uhhhh wots the sirname and hotel Fatty :) oh you! hahah the info would be useless to you now, after the conference finished, the number becomes invalid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 ah damn :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by fatbastard shit though sohn, i want the gucci sun shades. doood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 my advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Yo, the mousepad I use now, Free! Free! yeah, banks give out lots of crap, but besides that, you can get lots of really good free food at the end of festivals when people are wrapping up. Free coffee for being an asshole. I once got a free pack of cigarettes and soda at a gas station because the electricity went out, the attendent said, I can't ring you up, I said, well why don't you just give it to me. The real nice part of our economy is the soft underbelly. It's really nice, really nice. Eat it, swallow, garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by RubbeRBand Yo, the mousepad I use now, Free! Free! yeah if your into stuff like that check out www.freesamples.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Ya, I'm more of a pick up and stuff in my pockets type. I used to rock a free potato chip crisper clip. I put it on my pants or something. You know what I like, free bumper stickers from hot girl bands. I always try to telepathically tell them that if they want I'll cover some insides is Burning Chelsea or other nonsense bumper stickers. Ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Skateboards and tattoos are free for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrib139 Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by space base Once I went to OSH with an empty paint bucket in my back pack. Then I got a gallon of rusto silver and went in the bathroom and opened it up and poured it in my bucket. then i filled the rusto bucket up with water and put it back on the shelf. It must of been funny when someone bought it and tried to paint something with it. why didnt you just take the bucket of rusto? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrib139 Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by space base Once I went to OSH with an empty paint bucket in my back pack. Then I got a gallon of rusto silver and went in the bathroom and opened it up and poured it in my bucket. then i filled the rusto bucket up with water and put it back on the shelf. It must of been funny when someone bought it and tried to paint something with it. why didnt you just put the rusto in your bag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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