Fox Mulder Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 so i get invited to go down to this house in long beach island to party. its my boy whos some frat dude and its gonna be 2 more of his "brothers" and 5 chicks. we start playin some card game where you make up the rules when an ace is pulled and these boys sure know how to get em girls greasy quick. im also drinking wayyyy too much wayyyy too quick. we are sittign boy gorl boy girl in a circle and one rule is (to start out soft) ya gotta lick the persons next to you neck. so this girl on my left who i have to lick is soo dope. im like fuck ima go for it and proceed to slowly and drunkenly lick her neck from the scape to her ear, which grosses her out heh. next rule is we gotta kiss the girl next to us. dope. during this game i go outside to puke my guts up twice. card game ends. i go out and am on my hands and needs on rocks throwing up. i go back in and washout with toothpaste. i chill for a bit and ask this girl to come for a walk outside which she obliges to. we are walkin a little and i just start hooking up with her. niceness. we walk back to the house and this asian bitty outside is like "why are you hooking up with her??? shes a virgin." and i did feel a lil awkward am just like err i dunno. then shes like "shes only 15" and that knocks me down to take a seat, bc im 23 when this happened and thats a bit of an age differential for me. so im sittin and this asian puts her legs over mine and starts hookin up w/ me right in front of this girl. i forgot all about young girl right quick. asian girl is 18 and skinny as hell. we go into a bedroom and proceed to make love long time. i remember at some point people comin a nd taking pics and in it it looks like im eating her ass out which i dont remember doing. anyways, asian girl and i became good summer fuck friends after that. hanging out in million dollar homes in l.b.i. w/ tons of booze and 18 year old girls was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 where is When?his stories are the best... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeberto Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 Okay....im on a trip in Argentina where prostitution flourishes. Im feeling very lonely and would rather enjoy the company of a woman. Im sitting in the apartment where im staying and my friend feels like doing nothing...Those god damn beautiful argentinian nights were getting to me, I had to do something. So I get dressed up nice and head out with the intentions of finding myself some comfort in the arms of a woman. Walking down the streets I take in the cold air and the lights from the city. I kind of knew where the strip bars were so I headed that way and came to the front of one where a bouncer with a big coat opens the door for me and takes my jacket. I go to the bar where i order some whisky and watch the show thats going on. Im scoping out like 6 strippers chillen around a table giving me the eye, and I got my eye on this fucking dirty blonde beauty. Anyways I didnt really know how it worked in this place and I guess you could tell cause the owner came up to me and asked me if I needed help....upon telling him that I was from the States he got all friendly with cause he knew I had money....so the conversation between us dragged on for a bit when he popped the million dollar question..."what kind of girl do you want tonight?"(in spanish of course)..."Im feeling like a blonde tonight," I responded. In a matter of one second, no lie, the stripper that I had my eye on was in front of me.Owner dude left and me and "barbara" sat down to have some drinks and become better acquainted with eachother. I look down at her arms and notice that her wrists have scars which are obviously from a suicide attempt, this turned me on even more. So I get down to business and ask her how this works and she tells me that we leave the joint and go to a hotel where they charge by the hour, so we do this....moments later we are getting off the elavator in the hotel and going into our room. We lay down and I keep on talking to her because I need to find out more personal info in order to get fully turned on...blah blah she had a 3 year old son and tried to kill herself when the father was murdered....im really hot now....I start kissing her neck and undressing her....rubbing her tits and her ass....I undress myself and pull her head down to my cock....shes sucking on it for a good while when I ask her, "Whats your sons name?" she pulls my cock out of her mouth and mutters, with a certain level of contempt, that his name was Daniel. After a while of some more foreplay(cause I love it) I put her on her back on the bed and spread her legs wide as fuck and all the way back to her head and start to fuck her really slow and soft at first...this goes on for awhile and I then turn her around to give it to her doggy style. I then thought of the movie American Psycho about the part where Pat Bateman is fucking the hooker doggy style and looks in the mirror and flexes his bicep...Yes I did it there was a mirror on the wall and I asked her while I was fucking her if she ever saw the movie and she said no and I said oh well and stuck out my arm and flexed my bicep...she giggled and I got turned on even more by looking at myself fucking her from behind and flexing my muscle.....I kept on fucking her until I finished so we both got up went to the bathroom to wash up and headed out back to the strip club where I was to drop her off....she told me she had a really nice time gave me a kiss on the cheek and that was that....End Story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeberto Posted November 10, 2003 Author Share Posted November 10, 2003 right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 yea this one time...icoulda fucked this girl...but she looked like a monkey so i pretended i was passed out and she left....now shes fucking my friend and she always carries around handcuffs......BOOYAH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 I had sex, then after that i fell asleep, i woke up early the next morning and the chick was knocked the fuck out due to some alcohol from the night before....i had a woody so i then proceeded to masterbate and ejaculate into her open mouth whilt she was still sleeping...i never spoke to her again...should i post this in the assholes thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 ive done plenty of acid and was never sexually excited on the stuff. my first time doing shrooms is the first time i had sex. ill cut the story short to the good parts. im tripping balls off in a field in upstate ny where there is a huge bonfire in the middle. i ask the girl if shes worried bout the cops coming and she replies, "no, theres one cop in this town we are ina nd hes on horseback." i didnt know if it was true or what. we go back to her place and we are making out against this shed next to a windy creek under full moon lite beaming down blasting moongleam all over and overloading my tripping my eyes. we go inside and proceed to fool around on her couch. one touch leads to another and clothes fall off and next thing is my weiner is in her privacy. after my eyes adjust to the darkness i see down the hallway into her parents open bedroom door and can see her fathers face. i let her know this and shes like dont worry bout it hes a sound sleeper or whatever. i still didnt feel comfortable but i wasnt bout to stop fucking either. she had huge boobs. next time i fucked her was 3 weeks later and first time i got drunk. i had bought a pair of foundation (old skateboard company) shorts and a condom came inside. i brought it up when i seen her this time. i drank like 6 or 7 coors lights in an hour or so and was feelin crunked up. we go into a tent and proceed to fuck. she gets on top of me and her huge ass titties like smother my face. it was heavenly. thanks foundation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 when i was bout 7 or 8 i had this babysitter from down the block named shelby. she was so 80s w/ her teased up hair and 20 earings that filled up the outside of her earlobes. my parents also had a huuuge porn collection. when shelby would babysit me she would make my sister stay in her room and would make me watch a porn with her. sometimes shelby's friend would be over and theyd alternate watching my sister in her room while they made me watch the porn with them. i dont remember them ever touching me but i do remember them sitting very close to me and asking questions. i kinda always wanted to get hypnotized to see if the doctor could go into my past and see what happened. i wish i knew where shelby was today bc i think itd be nice to fuck her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 sooooooo dose anyone not go to parties and and have sex with sluts with 5 naked dudes... i dont know maby i grew up wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 all i kno is that i would never participate in a sexual situatoin in which there are naked men involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 yo moe, what bout if you and your boy could fuck a really dope girl thats down for that? you wouldnt do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by GamblersGrin yo moe, what bout if you and your boy could fuck a really dope girl thats down for that? you wouldnt do it? kid lissen...if a girl is going to have sex with 2 random guys...''THINK'' who knows what she has done in the past,better wrap your dick in plastic wrap...if you can only get some action from a slut from a slut thats drunk with your freind dude thats sad... coffie/ dropn knowledge on you cubscouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 nobody said anything bout random dudes and drunk girls. and whos sayin to not be safe about it? of course keep it wrapped! man, i been w/ a girl for 4 years and have been w/ one for a little over a year now, but better believe in that inbetween time i had my rawkus fun w/ dumb and drunk sluts and sober nerdy girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by GamblersGrin been w/ a girl for 4 years and have been w/ one for a little over a year now, but better believe in that inbetween time i had my rawkus fun w/ dumb and drunk sluts and sober nerdy girls. i so look up 2 u... yeah its 50 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 aww thanks guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Coffie Crave if you can only get some action from a slut from a slut thats drunk with your freind dude thats sad... thats straight up bullshit. i was in a situation a few months ago where i was fucking a 17yo bird dogstyle when my homey walked in with his girl and both got on the bed and started making out and im like fuck yeah a 4some but homeboys girl wigged out and left. alcohol will turn any girl into a ragin cock sucking slut yo. shit woulda gone down anyway but the more the merrier i always say. oh yeh, the other night this chick came around and i knew what was up before she got to my house so i set up the video camera with the death lens on the cabinet at the end of my bed and filmed me fucking that bitch and busting nuts in her mouth. its fucking weird watching yourself on t.v fucking a chick..but also kind of cool. definitely one for the vault. :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 just shown some 12oz love, we should all plan on meeting up one day, well drink get maaddd fuuuccked up...then well bring one girl out and well a take turns on her...it will be a blast..and all they toys and draw on her and post it in paper chase with the rest of the toy gang....it will be a blast anyone down :lol: to much free time tonight, forgive me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by GamblersGrin yo moe, what bout if you and your boy could fuck a really dope girl thats down for that? you wouldnt do it? nah. definetly not..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 when I was like 16... me and abuddy were drinking with a semi-christian girl. somehow it becomes one of those scenes where we have to show our dick and she shows her titties. Then we are both sucking on them and move it to the living room where i get some oral action and he fingerbangs / slams her. We alternate and I get bored cause I'm so drunk and go upstairs to put on some tunes. She finishes with him then gives my other friend a blow job who is passed out in the next room. Then comes to me with the music and gives me a blow job again. She went away to bible camp that summer and has never done more than kiss a guy since. - another time me and my girl fucked in a bar bathroom. bouncer got the shooter girl to come in and break it up. opened the stall door while I was hitting it doggy style. bouncer had me up against a wall yelling at me. i'm surpsied he wasn't worried about getting hit with my donger. i didn't even get banned just kicked out for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drink40s Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 id speak on my sexual acts but no, i have a hard time goign down on a girl when its just me and her, let alone a girl who just had a dick in her shit, jesus christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Coffie Crave we should all plan on meeting up one day, well drink get maaddd fuuuccked up...then well bring one girl out and well a take turns on her...it will be a blast..and all they toys and draw on her and post it in paper chase with the rest of the toy gang....it will be a blast anyone down :nope: someone needs to quit banging the keyboard and bang some more hoes. imsayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skrib139 Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Originally posted by Fox Mulder so i'm at a party and about to head to a backroom with some slut. my friend who is a girl that i've always wanted to get up with is like look "do not fuck that girl, she is a DIRTY slut. if you just wanna have sex, i'll have sex with you." so i'm like hell yeah. we get into a bed and right as this happens another member of 12oz(you know who you are) hops in the bed with the slut from earlier. my friend who was all down to fuck before now doesn't want to. so i turn to the slut from earlier me and my boy switch places and i don't feel like humiliating myself anymore. but you can all guess what happened. you fucked your 12oz buddy?:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 one time, i was in the process of getting one of the best blow jobs ever when my fucking mobile goes off. in a drunken state i answer it and realise my mum is trying to have a coherent chat about what i was up to. never the less, i lied to her about what i was doing at that particular moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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