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IS ANYONE ELSE GETTING FUCKED OVER THESE DAYS???

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<span style='color:black'>I thought that things were on the up and up for me. Haven't been arrested in a while, have all of my legal problems behind me...you know, I actually felt free. Then i came to the realization that I will never get a job again. I have been denied over 50 jobs that i actually went in and interviewed for. The people that interviewed me would always say "Wow. You seem like the perfect person for the job and we would like to offer the position to you pending the drug screen and background check." Now I know its not the drug screen that does it in for me cuz i dont smoke. I call them back and they always say something like "Yeah we were having problems getting your background check to come in so we have already hired some one else. Im sorry."

 

Fuck you assholes. It's a pretty big fuckin coincidence that this seems to be the problem with everyone getting my shit in. I would rather have these assholes tell me that they just dont like me than waste my time and beat around the bush and shit. Just tell me that you are affraid that if you hire me I will steal everything from you. It's no hard feelings, just stop wasting my time.

 

bitches.</span>

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You could always join the military. Life is never so bad that you can't throw your life away for your country instead of doing it yourself.

Why we got excons, and felons, and villains, and all sorts of ruffians and hooligans.

I'm working on homesteading. what the fuck could go wrong if your homesteading besides an ACT OF FUCKING GOD?!?!

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

-noseyfuckeroner.

 

Stealing, graffiti, stealing, being drunk, probation violation, disorderly conduct, dui, open container... i know there is something i am forgeting... what ever. The thing is that the majority of this happend close to 4 years ago. Just let it go you bastards.

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is anyoen else getting fucked over???

 

well lets just say....betrayal is a symptom.....and it seems like im the only one who isnt getting sick....im hungry now...

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1. Got alcohol poisoning over the weekend.

 

2. Almost got in a fight at a club for swiping some chocolate from this couple.

 

3. Saw the Matrix Revolutions and suffered the greatest dissapointment of the last two years.

 

Other than that...life hasn't been too bad.

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Let me tell you..

 

Last Saturday my friends and I head out to an outdoor party but not before my one friend gets rolled on by pigs, car searched for suspected theft of solidified water at a hotel.(vehicle fit description, and it was him who did it) The other friend gets out to the party area, doesnt wait for us - gets his ride stuck in the sand and searched by railcops. Luckily he pulled some fast ones with the hand movements and the I guess the bull wasnt paying close enough attention to see him ditch it. Then he abandones his car, leaving the wood we bought mainly for cooking the chicken kabobs. After that this guy and his friends continue to fuck up my chances of scoring any mushrooms that night. Whatta shmuck..

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

well shit man, would YOU hire YOU?

 

i dont think so. ;) hahahha :lol:

 

hope youre white by the way... otherwise... might as well give up on life... :lol:

 

just kidding cousin...

 

Thats actually some funny shit. My old roommate used to tell me that if he ever started a business he would never hire me. And no..I would definately not hire me. It's just too much of a risk. There is no telling at anytime what I'll do. I've gotten a lot better at this over the years but come one now...I used to sell people cars and help them make major financial decisions and you're saying that I can't carry peoples bags to their rooms. pffft.

 

Yeah I'm white. I thought only the black man was supposed to get dicked over like this. What is happening to america?

 

I don't think any of those are a felony. You shouldn't have to mention that when applying for a job.

 

Well it all depends on where you apply to. If they decide to dig into your record and they find a grip of misdemeanors then that doesn't really look that good. I have been convicted of crimes of dishonesty as they call them nowadays. They hate me. Everyone hates me. haha.

 

I think the next time i put in an application I'm gonna tell the complete truth and see what their faces do when they read over it.

 

Other extra curicular experience:

 

I can shoot most hand guns with excellent accuracy up to 33 feet.

 

I can cook crack

 

If another Employee/customer gets outta line I'll bust his/her fuckin head to the white meat.

 

If you need a get away driver... Im your man.

 

I got the hook up on damn near anything you might want.

 

Here's my pager. Holla at me.

 

 

 

 

 

Sooo.. When do I start?

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