Dirty_habiT Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 So yesterday I asked my little brother to get his fucking car seat out of my car, seeing as how he put it there without asking me.... and I left for three hours, when I come back that mother fucker is still playing games on the computer.... so naturally I was a little pissed. So instead of him going and doing that shit like I told him to, he wants to sit there saying "yeah, whatever.... yeah.... sure... yeah..." so I choked him, and he was all shook like, why did I deserve that.... hmmmm, for being a prick... and thinking your big brother is too big of a person to kick your weak ass when you run your mouth. So then, my step dad wants to have this talk with us, and we talk.... and my mom just now is bitching at me copping this attitude like it's my fault that my brother was an asshole and made me have to kick his ass.... she's fighting with her spouse.... fuckit, they need to find something else that's better to fight about, or not fight at all. Thank you 12oz for being my exhaust vent, I am done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 go beat your brothers ass and tell your mom that it's all her fault for you kicking his ass. then she'll understand how you feel.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Well, is the seat still in the car? If so you better kick his ass again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 move out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Kick his ass and blame it on your e-friend Tease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 shoot yourslef and say your brother did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 5, 2003 Author Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity move out This is the good answer, I just wish it was a little more feasible.... and yes, the seat is still in my car, I'm ready to go drop that shit on his hood of his precious race car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Kick his ass and blame it on your e-friend Tease HAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 5, 2003 Author Share Posted November 5, 2003 don't encourage him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Slap mom Key the shit outta brothers car Steal money from mom while she's crying and go to an asian massage parlor. Get massage from hottie asian chick. Tip her an extra $20 to get jerked off. Return home, set house on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by LENS Slap mom Key the shit outta brothers car Steal money from mom while she's crying and go to an asian massage parlor. Get massage from hottie asian chick. Tip her an extra $20 to get jerked off. Return home, set house on fire. I have a rusty screw driver with your fucking name on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 LENS you're hilarious mang. the only thing not cool, was what you posted in the cheating thread about your girl. other than that you're dope in my book.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Re: LENS Originally posted by suicidebombr you're hilarious mang. the only thing not cool, was what you posted in the cheating thread about your girl. other than that you're dope in my book.:lol: Thanks man. yeah, i used to think nothing of casual shit like i used to pull but when my gf gave me that news...it totally put things in perspective for me. I'm proud to say I'm a reformed man. Rusty screwdriver Frate Raper? Go see the new asshole i just tore for you in your thread about that mystery girl of yours. You'll wish you had something bigger to rip into me with. Actions have dictated my surroundings for a long time now. Not just my own but that of others around me. you wanna take some real action? Choke your brother again to get the point across. run away from home live in the yards preying on writers by night and scavenging for food by day. Write a book about it on pieces of old cardboard. get that shit published, get rich. Use your newfound money to just hire someone to choke your brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 my step dad always trys to get man-on-man with me, like he wants to fight and shit cuz i run my mouth to everyone here, but i don't got time to be fighitin with him, he used to be skinny but probably figured i could take him so he gained an ass load of weight, no hes a hefty sumbitch, but who knows:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 ^^^ go for the balls. That's how i reduced a guy who outweighed me by about 100 pounds to tears one night at a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 my boy picked up a desk at school and hit this dude 3x his size with it. no one ever fucked with him again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 well your step dad seems kinna chill about it. so yeah beat your brothers ass again, then tell your mom its her fault like someone else said in here earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 ^^ nothing like a good blunt object to get your point across. ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by rip tell your mom its her fault like someone else said in here earlier. that would be me. *raises hand* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by LENS ^^ nothing like a good blunt object to get your point across. ha! got AIM dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 write all over the bathrooms in the house, then Originally posted by Vanity move out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR isnt youre brother like 12-15? why would he have a car seat in your car? and if he is young enough to need a car seat what makes you think he should be hauling it out of your car? :lol: actually, i was also thinking that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 should of just took the seat out and threw it on the lawan...that would of took 5 sec's...then your mom would yell at your brother for haveing the seat on the front lawan. its like 2 birds with one stone familydramaramaoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 drink the problem away, i assume your not old enough, so ill buy it for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 bad shit like this happens to me. ive felt like kicking everones ass because i cant handle life. in particular mine. my body is stiff from walking home from work in the cold. i got 5 guest complaints at work for being "rude". i got sent home. plus i got other shit ive fucked up. i want to die. the only thing stopping me right now is my love and responsibilty for my cat. if anyone will help me, i will give you my phone number. i want to die. theyre going to fire me. ive fucked up everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 keep your head up rental, i love you. :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitmop-1$ Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity move out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Jesus. This story is so wack, I'm not sure where to start. 1.) You cannot control what other people do or don't do. So stop trying. 2.) Your brother's fucked up behavior is not an excuse for you to act like a dumbass with no self control. 3.) Violence is no solution to anything. What are you trying to do, get charged with assault? The laws of the state where you live are still valid inside your house, so if you choke your brother, he can turn you in to the police. So can your parents. What he said to you, what he did or didn't do doesn't mean shit. If you choke him, hit him, kick him, etc., he can have you arrested. Domestic violence means violence between any two people who live in the same house. In Texas, if somebody where you live calls the cops because of a fight, somebody is going to jail. 4.) You only have control over what you personally do or don't do. In fact, you are RESPONSIBLE, both legally and morally, for whatever you do, or fail to do. Ignore this truth at your own risk. If your brother leaves his car seat in your car (what the fuck is a car seat, anyway? Are we talking baby seat or what?) and refuses to remove it, you can take it out and dump it on the lawn, or you can just leave it there, or you can complain to your parents, but if you hit him, choke him, etc. you are just asking to get arrested, taken to jail, charged with assault and battery and held until your parents or friends make your bail, or until your court date. If you get convicted, it could mean 90 days in County, or more. In some states assault can be up to but not exceeding a YEAR in jail. So quit being stupid, unless you just enjoy giving your brother the opportunity to see you incarcerated for a year. Or don't. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 good point KaBar. i need to start thinking about that shit.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 <span style='color:black'>Due to barely being able to barely type, I'll let you knw this. when i was at the abar tonight, I sang mad kareoki.....yeah....however you spell it. I sang mad billyjoel tonight and people got mad a me cuase i was bringing down the "mood". Fuck thme bitches. I tok some backstreet boys girlfriend. She is on my new waiting list. Yeah me. Fuck a girl friend. As i was refering to in some other thresad housrs ago.....look at how your girl does you when you are not lookong.</span> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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