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Dirty_habiT

Wow, I fucking love how my actions dictate so much around me...

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So yesterday I asked my little brother to get his fucking car seat out of my car, seeing as how he put it there without asking me.... and I left for three hours, when I come back that mother fucker is still playing games on the computer.... so naturally I was a little pissed.

 

So instead of him going and doing that shit like I told him to, he wants to sit there saying "yeah, whatever.... yeah.... sure... yeah..." so I choked him, and he was all shook like, why did I deserve that.... hmmmm, for being a prick... and thinking your big brother is too big of a person to kick your weak ass when you run your mouth.

 

So then, my step dad wants to have this talk with us, and we talk.... and my mom just now is bitching at me copping this attitude like it's my fault that my brother was an asshole and made me have to kick his ass.... she's fighting with her spouse.... fuckit, they need to find something else that's better to fight about, or not fight at all.

 

Thank you 12oz for being my exhaust vent, I am done.

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Guest imported_Europe

Kick his ass and blame it on your e-friend Tease

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Originally posted by Vanity

move out

 

This is the good answer, I just wish it was a little more feasible.... and yes, the seat is still in my car, I'm ready to go drop that shit on his hood of his precious race car.

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Slap mom

 

Key the shit outta brothers car

 

Steal money from mom while she's crying and go to an asian massage parlor.

 

Get massage from hottie asian chick. Tip her an extra $20 to get jerked off.

 

Return home, set house on fire.

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Originally posted by LENS

Slap mom

 

Key the shit outta brothers car

 

Steal money from mom while she's crying and go to an asian massage parlor.

 

Get massage from hottie asian chick. Tip her an extra $20 to get jerked off.

 

Return home, set house on fire.

 

 

I have a rusty screw driver with your fucking name on it!

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LENS

 

you're hilarious mang.

 

the only thing not cool, was what you posted in the cheating thread about your girl. other than that you're dope in my book.:lol:

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Re: LENS

 

Originally posted by suicidebombr

you're hilarious mang.

 

the only thing not cool, was what you posted in the cheating thread about your girl. other than that you're dope in my book.:lol:

Thanks man. yeah, i used to think nothing of casual shit like i used to pull but when my gf gave me that news...it totally put things in perspective for me. I'm proud to say I'm a reformed man.

 

Rusty screwdriver Frate Raper? Go see the new asshole i just tore for you in your thread about that mystery girl of yours. You'll wish you had something bigger to rip into me with.

 

Actions have dictated my surroundings for a long time now. Not just my own but that of others around me.

 

you wanna take some real action?

 

Choke your brother again to get the point across.

 

run away from home

 

live in the yards preying on writers by night and scavenging for food by day.

 

Write a book about it on pieces of old cardboard. get that shit published, get rich.

 

Use your newfound money to just hire someone to choke your brother.

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my step dad always trys to get man-on-man with me,

like he wants to fight and shit cuz i run my mouth to everyone here,

but i don't got time to be fighitin with him,

he used to be skinny but probably figured i could take him so he gained an ass load of weight, no hes a hefty sumbitch, but who knows:lol:

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^^^

go for the balls. That's how i reduced a guy who outweighed me by about 100 pounds to tears one night at a bar.

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well your step dad seems kinna chill about it. so yeah beat your brothers ass again, then tell your mom its her fault like someone else said in here earlier.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

isnt youre brother like 12-15?

 

why would he have a car seat in your car?

 

and if he is young enough to need a car seat what makes you think he should be hauling it out of your car?

 

:lol:

 

actually, i was also thinking that.

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should of just took the seat out and threw it on the lawan...that would of took 5 sec's...then your mom would yell at your brother for haveing the seat on the front lawan.

 

its like 2 birds with one stone

 

 

familydramaramaoner

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bad shit like this happens to me. ive felt like kicking everones ass because i cant handle life. in particular mine. my body is stiff from walking home from work in the cold. i got 5 guest complaints at work for being "rude". i got sent home. plus i got other shit ive fucked up. i want to die. the only thing stopping me right now is my love and responsibilty for my cat. if anyone will help me, i will give you my phone number. i want to die. theyre going to fire me. ive fucked up everything else.

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