Guest imported_Europe Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 How many 12oz Forum Members does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1462 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" - another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 156 to email the moderator complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to alt.litebulb 203 to demand that a new "HT Light Bulb" forum be created 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum 372 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and the post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum 33 to tell Tease to go to hell even though they love him deep down inside 12 to post to the forum that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to go "First!" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 35 to say "Boogie Hands, wonk saggin, Uber, please believe etc" 1 new member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Oh yeah, what else happens here day in and day out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by Europe How many 12oz Forum Members does it take to change a light bulb? A. Very few,because most of the members wouldn't take the time to get away from their computers long enough to change it....... I know I may have quite a few posts on here...but most of them are after 2 or 3 in the morning.......meaning I live a life beyond this website.....so do most of you others though....no offense intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 comedy :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 i have 2 hours left till i can goto sleep, this shit sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 I change to the light bulb when it gets too resonated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Ok, even weirder... I changed the light bulb next to my monitor yesterday, so this thread actually means something to me. :heart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by Europe 44 to ask what is "FAQ" you're kidding me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by Europe 19 to go "First!" Hahaha!! *edit - First. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 you forgot 5 to reply with just a smiley :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 europe, did you make that yourself or did you steal it from another forum and apply/change it to suit 12oz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 How many Mods does it take to change a lightbulb? 3! 1 to screw in the bulb and 2 to hold down the socket! ba-dum-ching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 LOL---True dat! "I see me here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 156 to email the moderator complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy" thats the one i am wondering about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- How many Mods does it take to change a lightbulb? 3! 1 to screw in the bulb and 2 to hold down the socket! ba-dum-ching! :lol: hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 15 to argue over crew beef and biting 20 to say they don't care if it's bitten because it's still fresh 5 to side w/ one crew over another event though they aren't evolved at all 3 cops to use way too much slang 2 writer's girlfriends to butt in because their bf is on the board or is a "tagger" 15 to tell them "show your tits" 1 tease to argue over every post every chick makes 10 emo kids to complain about girlfriends and how writers are boring 15 to call them fags 4 to post flicks of things vaguely related to lightbulbs 2 edit said pictures 49 laugh all think they are excluded from this list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity all think they are excluded from this list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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