dr.testical Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 i enjoy dominating toitlets for fun. i will leave a good mark on the seat or perhaps take my whole load and just let it drop out onto the floor. pissing on toilet paper in stalls are a good time too, too sit and wait for someone to rush into the bathroom and see them head into the stal, halfway through there shit you can hear them scream "fucking assholes".ah yes.any good storys about leaving your mark or claiming your turf in the restrooms or perhaps your own litter box at home one love DOMINATER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 upper-tanker.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 i always wanted to shit in a urinal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 A good trick to pull is to pay out a good two or three feet of toilet paper before you crap, wipe your ass on a section and then roll it back up. The next person or two down the line gets a nasty suprise. Worth the effort but difficult to execute successfully. I have a habit of pissing in public sinks rather than the toilets. i think it's pretty funny as well as a little more sanitary. I have an intense aversion to public toilets especially the dreaded "Splashback". upper tanker...always a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet i always wanted to shit in a urinal word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 you guys are disgusting, but i gotta admit that wipin your ass and rollin it back up bit is funny as hell, my friend worked at a movie theater and had to clean the stalls once in the restroom, he told me that there was shit all over the walls and door once haha sucked for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 hahaha... i remember the good old days of peeing on the toilet paper in middle school, i would be laughing the whole way through at the thought of the next guy that comes into the stall and had to take a shit, or the janitor being pissed that he had to change another roll... who would have thought my friends would get suspended a year late because a teacher walked in and saw fresh piss all over the walls? :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Pub toilets always recieve a punch in the face from me. Piss the whole piss on the floor next to the toilet, Piss in every possible place eg all 4 urinals all cubicles and all sinks. -Edit - It must be all from the same piss, stopping at regular intervals to change venue, there is a great sense of achievement when you finish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 wait till your mate goes into the cubical beside you, then proceed to piss udner neath the wall, the toilets in aus have a little gap under neath the walls, dunno bout where u live though ? but what i do is wait till a mate goes into the cubical beside me, turn and face the wall and piss under neath the little gap, causing piss to splash against his shoes and if hes wearing shorts, against his leg :) and by lord, if there not wearing any shoes, its just an ultimate laugh hearnig them yelling "stop pissin on my feet cunt" :lol: edit - i love that idea of taking a shit, rollin the paper out a few feet, then rolling it back up.. i have to do that some where!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by krie wait till your mate goes into the cubical beside you, then proceed to piss udner neath the wall, the toilets in aus have a little gap under neath the walls, dunno bout where u live though ? but what i do is wait till a mate goes into the cubical beside me, turn and face the wall and piss under neath the little gap, causing piss to splash against his shoes and if hes wearing shorts, against his leg :) and by lord, if there not wearing any shoes, its just an ultimate laugh hearnig them yelling "stop pissin on my feet cunt" :lol: edit - i love that idea of taking a shit, rollin the paper out a few feet, then rolling it back up.. i have to do that some where!!! "stop pissin on my feet cunt" HAHAHAHHAHAHA:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 You people are fucking sick, and behavior such as this is clearly a sign of some sort of mental disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 I wish some one would piss and make it go on my shoes while i was taking a crap. I would hop over that damn wall and dunk a turd on your head from deep like jordan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Hey Mr.Yuck...you know what this thread reminds me of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Hey you think there are any young girls out there in 12oz land that enjoy inverted water skiing and things of the golden nature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StIdesChurch Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck I would hop over that damn wall and dunk a turd on your head from deep like jordan. hahahaha yeah i used to trash public bathrooms......when i was like 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 when i was in kindergarten i was pissing in a urinal and this kid in my class named P.J. purposely pissed all over me. when my stupid scihzo teacher asked what happened i told her and she just said "well i'm sura it was an accident. i mean the kid fuckin soaked me. please believe i whacked him over the head with a stick at recess. baby gangsta like what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Shitting in plastic baggies and taping them to the upper side of public washers / dryers is where its at these days, so I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 take a crap...then tie it to a string and walk out the bath room and walk it like a dog...:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck Hey you think there are any young girls out there in 12oz land that enjoy inverted water skiing and things of the golden nature? Dude, I'm sure most guys on this site have, at one time or another, let their gf's piss on'em in the shower. I am silent on that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 When i was little, like 5 years old, I was sitting in my basement playing with my Lite-Brite when my little brother, who was like 3, comes down and whips it out and starts pissing all over it. At first I was pissed (no pun intended) but after I saw the fucking look of pure joy on his face, how could I stay mad at the little guy. Oh, cue Mamerro's story about his dad and the fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 i pissed in an old roomies backpack, but i never piss all over bathrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 I went to this dudes party once and he kept talking shit. Rather than start a fight and make things shitty for everyone else, I calmly went into the bathroom and proceeded to fill his bottle of shampoo, conditioner and anything else with a cap that would screw off with rich yellow piss...the type that smells like sugar smacks and lloks like it'd glow in the dark. I then took a shit, lifted it out one of the logs with a plastic bag and slipped it between the cushions of his couch before i left. Lens....dookie justice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 www.urinalpoop.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest clockwork202 Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 yeah i remember this one time i was at my friends house when i was like 10, i scaraficed a goat and pee'ed all over him and like took a dump on its chest and put it in his parents room when it was like uber late, man best sleepover ever!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 yeah i admit i piss all over public toilets too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 as soon as i step in a public bathroom i just piss all over the floor...i consider them all too dirty for me to step more then 2 and a half feet into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by krie wait till your mate goes into the cubical beside you, then proceed to piss udner neath the wall, the toilets in aus have a little gap under neath the walls, dunno bout where u live though ? but what i do is wait till a mate goes into the cubical beside me, turn and face the wall and piss under neath the little gap, causing piss to splash against his shoes and if hes wearing shorts, against his leg :) and by lord, if there not wearing any shoes, its just an ultimate laugh hearnig them yelling "stop pissin on my feet cunt" :lol: edit - i love that idea of taking a shit, rollin the paper out a few feet, then rolling it back up.. i have to do that some where!!! i get down like that too but the real challenge is to piss over the side cubicle wall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by LENS Dude, I'm sure most guys on this site have, at one time or another, let their gf's piss on'em in the shower. HAHAHAHAHHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Oh dear. I find it hard to control my thingy some times and pee all over the joint. But I wouldnt do it on purpose. Actually I pissed on my mates car once, I felt bad once I had sobered up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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