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The Bumpersticker/T-shirt Thread

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Some interesting bumper sticker and T-shirt adds.



The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.

-Josef Stalin


Avoid Airport Security-Fly Naked


Somewhere in Texas a village is missing an idiot


Patriot: The person who is hollering the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

-Mark Twain


No child is born a racist.


I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death.


I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a dorrmat.

-Rebecca West


I made it clear to the world that either you're with us or you're with the enemy.

-George Dubya Bush


The more you increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens the more you control all the people.



One sticker had a picture of a television with a red target in the middle of screen. The caption reads: Why do you think they call it 'programming'?


It will be great when schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.


A sticker with the famous Uncle Sam pointing his finger from the "we want you campaign" with a caption that reads: Join the Army..travel to exotic distant lands, mee exciting unusual people and kill them.


When I give food to the poor they call me a saint, when I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist.

-Dom Heider Camara


The Army: Be all you're told to be!


I think therefore I'm dangerous


How can this be a free country if everything is for sale?


Don't make me release the flying monkeys


Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did only she did it backwards and in high heels.


If you can't trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?

-Regarding Abortion


If guns are outlawed only outlaws will accidentally shoot their kids.


If we kill the innocent we become the enemy


An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind


We are creating enemies faster than we can kill them



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Originally posted by ElleGenie

When I give food to the poor they call me a saint, when I ask why the poor have no food they call me a communist.

-Dom Heider Camara




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Just wait for about a half hour untill I get my pic from the digi.


Super super super funny shit coming up!

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Guest im not witty

my favorite bumpersticker ever...



MINIMALISM: it's the least you can do.

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Guest im not witty

did you misspell brake on purpose?

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Two of my favorite bumper stickers i have ever seen.


set up like the DARE stickers kids get during red ribbon week.

"dare to keep the CIA off drugs"


if you do (or have ever) owned a truck you know this feeling all too well.

"YES its my truck, and NO I wont help you move"

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my co-worker is an idiot.


He printed the thing, I just taped it on. Damn ignoramous!

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Guest im not witty

^unless his boss is a redneck and has car trouble all the time.

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are you threatening me? arm the homeless ask me about my pain

audit the IRS avoid the stupid bad sex sucks

be not half-assed beware of god be yourself

bike and destroy black is beautiful blame canada

boo fucking hoo bored born to chill

boycott gen-x crap boy does high school ever suck

boy-girl unity break some laws broke

break the chains bring that beat back

brown for life buy the good shit california is overrated

call in sick can you escape? capitalism is organized crime

capitalism kills me channel the spasm chaotic neutral

cheer up emo kid children know everything chocolate is holy

choose slack chuck d for president churches eat souls

class war coffee now dammit combat the racist infrastructure

conformist confuse everyone

consider sobriety

cops smell funny corporations lie cult member

cutie on duty dare to be stupid darn the gov't

delete the elite demand justice destroy limp bizkit

destroy capitalism DEVO was right destroy what bores you on sight

did Gore even try? die MTV die

discover the earth does not exist do i look like a motherfucking role model?

don't be such a wuss don't blame drugs don't fear the reaper

don't fear the reefer don't fuck with speed don't get caught

don't label me don't let me fail don't lie to kids

don't postpone joy don't puke in my car don't stop believing

don't tread on me do you believe in liberation? drop the attitude

duh drugs fuck you up drugs help alot

eat more veggies emasculate rapists

evolve end civilization estrogen power

fascism has many disguises fear is illusion

fear of a slack planet fight fat phobia find the clitoris

focus dammit follow your heart fool, you better recognize

fuck censorship freak pride fuck all prejudice

fuck cigarettes fuck decaf

fuck fast food fuck school fuck shit up

fuck slogans fuck sweatshops fuck the republican party

fuck the right fuck work fuck yeah i'm weird

fuck your lame ads furthur gabba gabba hey

ganesha loves you gangster of love gasoline kills

get me away from this nu-metal shit gimme gimme food stamps gimme noise

go back to your suburb go beyond comfort go corporate

god is my DJ god isn't christian god is obsolete

god is other people godless commie scum go fucking pray

go tribal gotta love hotties go work on your website

graffiti makes sense grindcore is very terrifying groove is in the heart

groove matters hail Eris happy happy joy joy

haters step off have I sold out? heal you fuckers

hedonism now! henna is for wusses hipster take a stand

history shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man honey gets the props hook me up baby

horny mutants rule how deep is your love? hug a revolutionary

i am a bad ass i am a fucking genius i am an anarchist

i am a poseur i am confused i am in control

ideas are fractal idiots rule i don't do "techno"

if you plan to shoplift, please let us know ignore the british i guess i was punk once

i hate computers i hate the rich i (heart) source code

i know i'm right i love this bike i love women

i love you i'm fucking metal i'm in scenester hell

i'm killing the earth! immortality or bust impeach 'em all

i'm seein' robots i'm so fucking beautiful information is power

inherit the earth i represent GOD you fuck i still believe

i want candy i worship satan ha ha

i worship you jealousy is for chumps jesus had a mullet

jesus hates me jesus just left jesus loves me

jesus wasn't white jesus was way cool join us

juke box hero just be pure keep music evil

know the future laugh at assholes learn to burn

legalize yourself leggo my ego let my people go

life isn't fair Linux is the shit listen to black sabbath

live free or die live it up, sinner live long and prosper

live the chaos love lost in space

louder than god love is the drug

make it stop make love not work make yuppies suffer

marijuana heals marxists get crazy laid maybe partying will help

mcdonalds isn't food meat is gross meditate

microsoft-free secret sticker minimize bad things

money isn't wealth more orgasms fewer kids more pointless laws

mosh clockwise my boss is a jerk my brain hurts

my dad's a cop too, couldja let me go now? my job sucks ass my macintosh rules

my mind is racing, but my body's in the lead my parents are nuts my world is cold and without hope.

nature is pissed nazis are pathetic never fuck with a scorpio

never trust a boomer never trust the state no more bullshit

no more power ballads not of this earth no worries

old people are cool one thing leads to another meditate

one love organize

ooh! ooh! can i be punk too? Please? orgasms are good overthrow that shit

pacifism kicks ass pagan and proud people are miracles

peace pigs shouldn't rule please don't start WWIII

people before profit

police states suck politics are boring potheads against drugs

poverty sucks prisons cause crime power to the people

problem child punk rock girl question technology

quit being passive race mixing is cool racism is typical

rave against the machine read banned books reboot america

refuse to lose remember the ozone layer religion is the cyanide of the masses

reject repent respect

resist despair respect certain elders revolution

rise above sacred cows make the best hamburgers satan works for me now

save the humans save the drama fo' yo' mama save the river

scare the square seize liberty self-employed

set me free sex toys rock shame on the NRA

shhhhhh. listen. show me the way shut up hippy

simplify sinner sin of pride (graphic)

smart people cheat smash patriarchy smash the state

somebody dose me speak the truth start today

stop faking it stop fucking swearing stop living like veal

stop spamming me surrender survive somehow

take warning talk is cheap talk nerdy to me

tastes like wiccan tax the rich tear gas sucks

television loves me the bible is sexist the end is near

the war on drugs is fucking stupid the internet changed my life the product is you

they cook the polls the system's fucked

they're after you think, dumbass this cubicle is so fucking small

this election sucks this is a nation of whores this is freedom?

this is indian land this is not a taxi this isn't me

this sticker is lucky this town kills its kids tip you bastards

tomorrow's gonna suck. t.v. casualty twentynothing

unamerican (star design) unemployable unfuckwithable

unamerican (long)

understand unity unplug

unix is power unleash infinity up to no good

use the force veto the government victory over horseshit

violence against women will not be tolerated wage-slave wake the fuck up

warm the globe we are connected weirdos unite

we're doomed what democracy? what does it all mean?

what next, Lord? what's stopping you? what would ozzy do?

when i hit the drum, you shake the booty where is my mind? whitey will pay

whoa trip out dude whose future is it anyway? who would jesus do?

why are my kids so stupid? why does school suck? why obey morons?

windows will crash women take over women will rise

word write shit down yes

yoda loves me you are everyone you are not what you own

you aren't saved you are so beautiful to me you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil

you can't handle the truth you deserve love you LIVE in that head?

your ad here you're all sheep you're my religion

your kids are tripping you rule Your whole system sucks!

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Originally posted by SteveAustin



I find this fucking hilarious.

As do I.:crazy:


How many lives per gallon does it cost us?


The END of the HUMAN RACE will be that we will eventually DIE OF CIVILIZATION


God wants spiritual fruits, NOT religious nuts!


Last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake


People are more viloently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs


Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.


IF we don't change directions, we'll end up where we're going


If going to church makes you a chrisitan, does going to the garage make you a car?


Fight prime time, read a book


Our factories are all overseas, ALL we produce here are rich executives.


We don't have a democracy, we have an auction.


It aint over til your brother counts the votes!


It's a scientific fact, SCUM always rises to the top.


Don't believe anything, until it has been officially denied


Invest in America, buy a congressman


A partiot must be ready to defend his county against his government


We're in big trouble when our bombs are smarter than our President


These colors don't run...the world!


Buck Fush


BUll SHit


Thank you for pot smoking!


The only Bush I trust is my own!


We belong to the earth ...THE EARTH DOES NOT BELONG TO US


Hemp, Hemp Hooray

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