Gunm Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 My roomates are morons. They don't seem to realize that maybe it's a good idea to keep the volume down if I keep ask them every other night to turn the fucking television down at 3 a.m. What is a good and subtle way to fuck a telelvision up and make it unwatchable without it being totally obvious? Squirt water into it? Wave a magnet in front of the screen? Help me out here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 ummm take out the fuse....but make sure you have it unpluged and let it rest a bit...then replace it with a broken fuse or just have the it with no fuse if they are that dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 common sence man, just unscrew it from the back, disconnect a bunch of cables and leave them in there, that way when the repairman goes to fix it he will assume they somehow disconnected by themselves. i know how you feel as well roomates are selfish bastards. let me know how this goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Rub a little bit of your feces on the remote control. Then they'll be watching tv and eating at the same time.....and then you can guess what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 remove the back and cut the wires to the speakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 put glue on their dvd players lens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 if it's one of those tv's with slots in the back to the machinery..my little brother dropped a penny back there when he was little, probably the whole piggy bank thing...STUPID KIDS anyway it sounded like shit after that. always static in the sound. or you know...hammer smashy smashy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Take off part of the back pannel and snip the most available wires. Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 video tape one masturbating and play it in the VCR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 etch the screen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 get electrical tape and tape over the prongs on the plug and then plug it back into the socket. Cancel the cable. use the remote control to turn on SAP(so its in spanish: only works on folks who no habla) then throw the remote away by 'accident'. Change the color setting, rendering Hyper colors then smash the controls on the set, by "accident" Or you could move out and find some roomMates that tickle your fancy a lil more. But you should be out painting at 3AM any how so why are you complaining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 on your cable wire, the little wire part that goes directly into the input, cut it off. take the tv apart and replace the speaker in it with the speaker from a cheap set of headphones....or better yet turn the CRT tube into a fish tank while all your room mates are gone. <3, Zack Morris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 these are all good ideas. but the fuse one and the spanish one are probably the best ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 4, 2003 Author Share Posted November 4, 2003 Thanks for the suggestions everyone. I'll be letting y'all know how things go once I put things into action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 putting magnets inside the case, near the screen,will distort the colors. of course it will also probably ruin the TV forever, but whatever. taping up the prongs would be good, but at some point they'll check it. i would take the whole socket out and unscrew the the wires connecting it. then i would piss on the couch. then i would piss on them. then i'd go post a whole bunch on the internet. seeks/am i at 14k yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 Your roommates are gonna stab you when they can't watch Scooby-Doo.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 "accidentaly" push all the buttons on the T.V. in to the T.V. then throw the remote control in the trash somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 4, 2003 Author Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by seeking putting magnets inside the case, near the screen,will distort the colors. of course it will also probably ruin the TV forever, but whatever. taping up the prongs would be good, but at some point they'll check it. i would take the whole socket out and unscrew the the wires connecting it. then i would piss on the couch. then i would piss on them. then i'd go post a whole bunch on the internet. seeks/am i at 14k yet? ooo, magnets....how long do they have to be there before the colors get fucked up? does the t.v. have to be on for it to damage the screen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 im pretty sure the tv gotta be on, the tapin up the prongs is a dope idea i think, mad stealth but snippin the speaker wires is good too, im not sure if you want them to know you fucked it up or what, cuz if you tell them to turn it down every night and then one day all of a sudden its fucked up id think it was you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 4, 2003 Author Share Posted November 4, 2003 Originally posted by Daze One Million im not sure if you want them to know you fucked it up or what, cuz if you tell them to turn it down every night and then one day all of a sudden its fucked up id think it was you yeah, I'm going to just shut up about it for a month or so. Right...revenge is best served cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 just piss in the back part of the tv...it works trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 4, 2003 Share Posted November 4, 2003 how well the magnets work depends on how quality the tv is. if they're going to work, they should work pretty much instantly. try just setting a speaker (like a computer monitor speaker or somethign) on top of the tv. if it distorts it, you'll knwo you're good to go. or, if you want to get real fucking inspector gadget on them, im sure you could go to radio shack and get some kind of limiter that would clip onto the speaker wire inside the tv, and limit the max volume. like a cross over for car speakers or soemthing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by seeking seeks/am i at 14k yet? nice work! can you believe I'm only 2k less than you? Time for detox! magnets will fuck the colours but leaving the power off long enough should reset it. I think the best bet is to just make sure that the batteries on the remote keep dying. I mean like swap them with dead ones every time they aren't looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL remove the back and cut the wires to the speakers By far the very best idea....This is the only thing that is gonna be a definite easy fix when you want to make things better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 but if the TV is just dead one day then it will be obvious to them that someone fucked with it, and unless you're 'electro-savy' dont try to fuck with cables because any TV repairman will be able to tell. I say you just open the remote and fuck with that! Make it so they can only flip chanels in one direction and instead of 'display or menu' it's actually hitting the timer to shut it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 How about you just stab them in the ears with pencils? Or the eyes? ...your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Rub a little bit of your feces on the remote control. Then they'll be watching tv and eating at the same time.....and then you can guess what happens. :moyai: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 This belongs in everyday tips and tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 legit laughed at MC's bump how in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 In eighth grade once i went to clean my tv screen with windex. Turned it off and it never turned back on again. Didn't get another tv til 11th grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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