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Guest WebsterUno

*I gotta fart*

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Guest WebsterUno

fuck, Im still at work.

I just got back from vacation, and they stick

me with a buttload of work. So, Im still here,

along with a few other heads that are trying to

meet deadlines, and I have to fart, real bad.

One of those "Sounds like you ripped your undies,

but at least it dont stink" kinda farts...nah mean.

There are females around, just a few.

And some males, they dont trip though.

Should I bust or what?

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Guest willy.wonka

fart as loud as you can and laugh out loud

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Guest WebsterUno

my tummy is rumblin too...woooo!

 

 

 

 

:eek:

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bussa buss want's you to gimme some mo'

 

cause see... as a shorty, i was told "you gotta be the greatest.. and if you ain't gonna be the greatest, you gotta be part of the greatest" so i bumped my head, and they was like "so now you gonna flip it on em" and i was like "yeah.... flipmode... flipmode is the greatest"

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Guest 455

Go ahead, cut the cheese and float that air biscuit....

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hold it down.. invite someone out to lunch right after lunch get em in the car . turn on the heat full blast hit the window locks and let em have it !

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Originally posted by Vanity

bussa buss want's you to gimme some mo'

 

cause see... as a shorty, i was told "you gotta be the greatest.. and if you ain't gonna be the greatest, you gotta be part of the greatest" so i bumped my head, and they was like "so now you gonna flip it on em" and i was like "yeah.... flipmode... flipmode is the greatest"

 

hahaha, it's a little wrong so i'm going to correct you, and add the first verse...

 

Yeah

As a shorty playing in the front yard of the crib

Fell down, and I bumped my head

Somebody helped me up and asked me if I bumped my head

I said "Yeah"

So then they said "Oh so that mean we gon, you gon switch it on em'?"

I said "Yeah, Flipmode, Flipmode is the greatest"

Knowing as a shorty, I was always told

That if I ain't gon' be part of the greatest

I gotta be the greatest myself

 

C'mon C'mon, Yeah, C'mon

Yeah nigga what, what a surprise

Get ya sumn', make a nigga close both of your eyes

All my niggas gettin' money capitalize

Die little small guy, we on the rise

Everything a nigga touch platinumize

Fully equipped, you know we come wit' all the supplies

Got a big gun, and I'ma show you the size

You fuck wit' any of my Flipmode family ties

Me and my niggaz be comin' through stalkin' you out

Killin' off any and everything you talkin' about

See you in the club, now we walkin' you out

Shoulda' thought twice 'fo you went and opened your mouth

Yo, anyway we stay keepin it movin'

Fuckin' with the wrong nigga, hope you know what you doin'

Now blame me, all the same niggas is lame

It's not a game, makin' names still splittin' your frames!

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Yo i hope you are not still sitting at your desk waiting for my approval. I like the option of laughing out loud after you buss mad noisey. You should make a crazy screwed up face while you do it too.

 

 

Yo that dancing Chomper is gold right there Steve.

 

Hey some one please teach me how to make animated gifs.

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Guest diggity
Originally posted by DREDZ

:lol:

this chomper shit has me rollin'.

 

seriously thats better than the tease head.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

Yo that dancing Chomper is gold right there Steve.

 

Hey some one please teach me how to make animated gifs.

 

thanks yuck...

just save that gif and open it up in one of the programs...like image ready. as long as you know photoshop...you'll be able to figure it out. that's pretty much how I learned.

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image ready, eh? I think i have that at home. I thought you could make them in photoshop but it only lets you open the top picture, or whatever. Ok I will experiment and keep you all posted. Thanks for the tip.

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