Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
old*824

Ways to floss your Kaws Chomper........

Recommended Posts

Im hyped, i havent bought a toy in years....

 

so if i was a boss ballin rapper, id hang that shit off my rearview and when a wack bitch gets out of line beat a motherfucker with it.

 

if i was a emo art fag id give it a section of my emo artfag house you know, condusive lighting to really appreciate the statement that the art is making.

 

being me, i was gonna give it to the ex lady for x mas but now i think i wanna beat somebody up with it. so maybe ill hollow it out and put some lead in it and go pick fights with it so a motherfucker is like "this fools got a doll and hes talking shit like he wants to fight bro, holy no fear gear jockman, lets whup his ass!" and then blam lead filled Kaws Chomper upside your head bitch.

 

well thats all for now, i get to go use power tools soon. i like using power tools. and coffee....im totally fucked up on coffee.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

hmmm...chasing neighborhood pets with your Kaws Chomper sounds fun to. you know, go to the dog park and and make Chomper sounds at all the dogs, till one gets out of line, and then BLAM lead filled Chomper upside your head bitch.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

<span style='color:black'>Haha. This thread is all good in my book.

 

I think if I had the loot to get a chomper I would use it to instill fear in all of man kind. Maybe we could sit at the park together and I would hae a conversation with it. I'd be like "Hey.... Don't do that..... Chomper please watch your temper... Chomper that little kid isn't talking shit to us..... I won't let you kill anymore children Chomper.... Because it's not right.... RUN EVERYBODY RUN!!! CHOMPER HAS LOST IT AGAIN!!"</span>

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i painted mine a different color ( orange) and with some paint pens redid he box and now im reselling it for a 12ozprophet.

 

"chomper, re-vamped": 125$

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

id put some fake gucci or louis vuitton fabric on it and sell it via ebay as "AUTHENTIC KAWS CHOMPER BURBERRY GUCCI LOUIS VUITTON THROWBACK SUPREME NIKE AF1 JORDAN RARE!!!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You could hollow out his head and shoot people through his face.

 

It'd be pretty shweet to have a Kaws Chomper .50 ... if only...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest PHYNE

why would ANYONE pay that much for a peice of plastic?????

 

 

 

rip off oner............;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest

the hands look like they could open beer bottles...

 

so he'd sit on top of my fridge and help me drink.

I wonder if Kaws would approve oo disapprove of such a use?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

how big is this guy?

 

youve got to be fucking kiddding me, $140 for that shit? wtf are they thinking.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by heavyLox

i painted mine a different color ( orange) and with some paint pens redid he box and now im reselling it for a 12ozprophet.

 

"chomper, re-vamped": 125$

 

so you are now losing 15 dollars plus shipping ? how does that work in your head?

 

why the hell did people buy them anyway

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest WebsterUno
Originally posted by ILoveUnicrns

you could make a hole where its asshole would be and have sex with it

 

or you could toss it in your next gang bang session,

along with siffilis* girl.

 

 

 

 

 

*too lazy to speel it correctly.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

that'd be some funny shit if you saw a chomper int he back ground of some porno, and every once i awhile, they cut to a close up of it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by ILoveUnicrns

you could make a hole where its asshole would be and have sex with it

ha ha ha, omfg....dood,you are outta hand!

 

i would cast voodoo spells all over my kaws chomper to bring it to life and have it kill my enemies in their sleep. i'd also have my gf slick herself up with baby oil and rub it on her tits while masturbating for my own personal video collection

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by ARCEL

why does the hole have to be an asshole ?

i don't wanna know. probably has to do with throwing his friend with psoriacis into a pond.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The kaws chomper is alive. It talks to me. Or it would talk to me if i had one. I would take it everywhere. Like my buddy. I would make the kaws chomper and my buddy fight to the death.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

Originally posted by LENS

i don't wanna know. probably has to do with throwing his friend with psoriacis into a pond.

 

 

oh yeah, it was psoriacis, not siffilis.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×