SukiSukiNow Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Last night I'm at a costume party, some guy comes dressed as a milk delivery guy and wears some tight tight white pants as part of his costume. He has some gadget down his pants to make as if his penis is HUGE as a joke. I'm buzzed and walk out to the livingroom where people are dancing, the milk man is dancing in the middle of the crowd. I yell out, "oh my god that thing is huge!!!! is that for real??!!!" (thinking it was fake). People stop and everyone stares and my friends start laughing so hard they almost puke. It turns out that it wasn't fake and I was soooooo mortified I went home early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 HOLY SHIT^^^^^ id feel so weird after i said that.. i mean.. oh man.. jeessssuuuuss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro When I was in 7th grade, there was this kid a few years older with cerebral palsy in my school, with one of those motorized scooters. Smart guy, but all sorts of fucked up bodywise. Well one day during lunchtime, he was sitting on his scooter next to the basketball court looking all forlorn cause he couldn't play like the other kids. I then grabbed a basketball, stood next to him, and started doing all sorts of energetic dribbling tricks, while saying "DUDE, PLAYING BASKETBALL IS SO AWESOME!!! LOOK AT ALL THE FUN THINGS YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU CAN PLAY BASKETBALL!!!" Nobody really got what the hell I was doing, and I'm pretty glad they didn't cause I probably would've gotten my ass beat. Hahahaha, such a dick thing to do... thankfully I grew out of that phase. Sort of. your gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow Last night I'm at a costume party, some guy comes dressed as a milk delivery guy and wears some tight tight white pants as part of his costume. He has some gadget down his pants to make as if his penis is HUGE as a joke. I'm buzzed and walk out to the livingroom where people are dancing, the milk man is dancing in the middle of the crowd. I yell out, "oh my god that thing is huge!!!! is that for real??!!!" (thinking it was fake). People stop and everyone stares and my friends start laughing so hard they almost puke. It turns out that it wasn't fake and I was soooooo mortified I went home early. at least you made his day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 i dont really care what people have to say about my jokes or my comments...if they dont think its funny then fuck them...i find humor in almost anything...its pretty impossible to offend me...sometimes people really have to lighten up...i must admit though, making fun of a retard to his face is a little fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer i'm also one for jokes that are really really dry/unfunny on purpose. :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 like the joke that goes yo mommas so poor, she cant really afford to spend a lot of money yo mommas so stupid, she sat an IQ test and didnt really do that well yo mommas so ugly, shes not really very attractive to the opposite sex i find these type of jokes hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Queasy people need not read. Haha yeah. We had this kid Damien in our school... he was the shit. He was more than mildly retarded... you couldn't hold a coherent convo with him or anything, he would always just spout inane blather when you tried to talk with him. I was down, many kids were not. Hence this: I'm sitting in lunch one day 5th grade, and the kids that normally pick on Damien spit a loogie in a milk and kept trying to give it to him.... but apparently he was too smart to take it because it had been opened. Well eventually they diverted his attention, and simply pinched the top shut on the milk and put it on his tray. He went back to his lunch... and yes. I saw the fucking thing dribble down his chin. I ran to the bathroom, nauseus as a motherfucker. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Re: Queasy people need not read. Originally posted by S@T@N Haha yeah. We had this kid Damien in our school... he was the shit. He was more than mildly retarded... you couldn't hold a coherent convo with him or anything, he would always just spout inane blather when you tried to talk with him. I was down, many kids were not. Hence this: I'm sitting in lunch one day 5th grade, and the kids that normally pick on Damien spit a loogie in a milk and kept trying to give it to him.... but apparently he was too smart to take it because it had been opened. Well eventually they diverted his attention, and simply pinched the top shut on the milk and put it on his tray. He went back to his lunch... and yes. I saw the fucking thing dribble down his chin. I ran to the bathroom, nauseus as a motherfucker. The end. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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