EatMorGlue Posted December 22, 2001 Share Posted December 22, 2001 http://mamba.bio.uci.edu/~pjbryant/biodiv/spiders/0078.jpg'> Common name: Sun spider Genus/species: Unknown Order/family: Solifugidae Stage: Adult Origin of illustrated specimen: Orange County, CA http://mamba.bio.uci.edu/~pjbryant/biodiv/...s/Solifugid.htm be fucking very afraid. shit will jump out the screen at you and eat your fucking soul!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Bump like whoa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSun Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up ! fuuuuuuuuccccccck yoooooouu i'm gonna have nightmares for a week straight! ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 http://eightleggedfreaks.warnerbros.com/img/oth256x236control.gif'> http://eightleggedfreaks.warnerbros.com/img/indexposter.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken E. Bus Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 That movie looks so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 oh no... that Arquette fellow is in that movie? Well there goes my high hopes for a touching cinematic masterpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVISE GRPHk Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 thats some scary shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 Originally posted by Ken E. Bus That movie looks so good. ...NOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 biznump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Everything said about that spider in this thread was an urban legend. They probably won't bite people, and if they do, you'll say "Ow, that hurt!" and move on with your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 ^^^ Bullshit. Camel spiders would still ruin your shit hardt. At least I'd like to think so. Although, the other day I saw that dude Nigel on the Disc. Channel playing around with one on his arm. It may have been on rhino tranquilizers, but I was a bit disappointed... any animal willing to play with Nigel has to be bitchmade at some level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Re: ^^^ Originally posted by El Mamerro It may have been on rhino tranquilizers... that sounds like a lethal dose. i'm scared of them. even though i should be more scared driving a car or running around outside during a thunderstorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 a spider? Ha ha ha, i thought this was going to be another anti-tease thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 ah, lens. you're such a dick, it's so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet biznump why the hell would you do such a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I killed two tarantulas when I was in jail in oklahoma.... Fucking creepy crawlies.... I built a tolerance to brown recluse venom... been bit so many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 "One Marine tried to run from one only to have it overtake him climb up his back and bite him in the face." LAME!!!! fuck that shit man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 After reading up a little on these things, they really aren't that bad. But I am still going to front like they are, just because. That spiny cock catfish thing is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse. Way worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 According to most spider experts, these claims are all false. Camel spiders (so named because, like camels, they can be found in sandy desert regions) grow to be moderately large (about a 5" leg span), but nowhere near as large as dinner plates; they can move very quickly in comparison to other arthropods (a top speed of maybe 10 MPH), but nothing close 25 MPH; they make no noise; and they capture prey without the use of either venom or anesthetic. Camel spiders rely on speed, stealth, and the (non-venomous) bite of powerful jaws to feed on small prey such as other arthropods (e.g., scorpions, crickets, pillbugs), lizards, and possibly mice or birds. They use only three pairs of legs in running; the frontmost pair (called pedipalpa) is held aloft and used in a similar manner to the antennae of insects. Camel spiders shun the sun and generally hide during the day, coming out at night to do their hunting. Although whatever is depicted in the photograph above appears to be far too large for camel spiders, the creatures might just look unusually large because they were held close to the camera, creating an illusion of exaggerated size. However, since we don't know the source of the picture, we can't yet rule out the possibility that some other misdirection was involved (e.g., digital manipulation, a misdescription of what the photograph depicts, some soldiers goofing around with plastic figures or something else spider-shaped, etc.). EITHER WAY FUCK THAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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duh-rye-won Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 http://www.sopranoland.com/movies/goodfellas/gf_mi01.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 i got this huge scary mean ass spider trapped in this big plastic see thru container thing. i feed him crickets and shit he fucks em up good. he just shed his skin, now i have 2 spiders in there. i put some cotton in there for oxygen. i will take a picture later today and show you all his ugly fuckin face. he would fuck a camel spider up. please believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Well bumped. Those things are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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