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sleepyboyzzzzz IM THIS GUY....hes my homie but he gets heated real easily so it should be entertaining

 

hes an asian dude so make sure to cap on asians and rice rockets, and say you and the homies ran a train on nikki

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ihaveKpOner: hey

twobittersummer: hey whos this?

ihaveKpOner: vince, on my new handle

ihaveKpOner: i just wanted to talk,

ihaveKpOner: hey, bitch, i want to TALK

twobittersummer: you just said this was mike

ihaveKpOner: i know, i lie to people i don't know

twobittersummer: thats fucked

ihaveKpOner: oh, your one to talk

twobittersummer: no

twobittersummer: what did i do?

ihaveKpOner: you don't remember that little gangbang we did, with the guys lacrosse team

twobittersummer: no not really

ihaveKpOner: yeah, you were pretty cracked out

twobittersummer: no

ihaveKpOner: yeas

twobittersummer: no

twobittersummer: so this is vince eh?

ihaveKpOner: yeah,, eh

twobittersummer: no this isnt

ihaveKpOner: yeas, this is

ihaveKpOner: i saw you naked, remember

ihaveKpOner: i was jokin about the gangbang

twobittersummer: awesome

twobittersummer: hows your boyfriend?

ihaveKpOner: ggrrrrr, i ll let that slide

twobittersummer: what?

twobittersummer: remember we broke up cause you wanted to go out with davy?

ihaveKpOner: i don't have a boyfriend bitch

ihaveKpOner: and i AIN'T gay

ihaveKpOner: but remember that 3 some we had w/ that kid with psoriasis

twobittersummer: nope

ihaveKpOner: ;-)

twobittersummer: well "vince" i have to go to the hospital now

twobittersummer: thank you for messing up my day

ihaveKpOner: now, its ok

ihaveKpOner: im here any time

twobittersummer: just to let you know my mother is on her death bed

ihaveKpOner: thank the folks at home too

twobittersummer: and i dont need crap right now

ihaveKpOner: sure you do

ihaveKpOner: every needs it now and then

ihaveKpOner: liar

twobittersummer: nope

twobittersummer: then whats your girlfriends name?

ihaveKpOner: yup

ihaveKpOner: girlfiend who, its amber silly

twobittersummer: no

twobittersummer: its not

ihaveKpOner: oh come on

 

 

give me a break i had little/nothing to go on

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twobittersummer: who is this?

Me: WUT DA HELL?

Me: WHO DIS IEA?

Me: oh, hey baby

Me: how you doing?

twobittersummer: someone on this sn IMed me last night

Me: yea i wanted to know if you wanted to party

twobittersummer: well who is this?

Me: im one of dennis's friends

Me: he said your down for whatever

twobittersummer: im down?

Me: yea, like down to do stuff....that'w what he said...im only going by what he said

twobittersummer: stuff as in?

Me: as in your down to have some fun with people....cuz he showed me a picture of you, and let me tell you, your one sweet looking little lady

twobittersummer: ha ok

Me: so how much truth was he saying?

twobittersummer: about what?

Me: about you being down to fuck a total stranger

twobittersummer: humm no

twobittersummer: so where in ohio are you?

Me: lincoln, ohio

twobittersummer: ok

twobittersummer: you go to the bar with dennis?

Me: yea sure, and parties and stuff

Me: lots of beer

Me: so you wanna get loaded babe

Me: ?

twobittersummer: which bar?

Me: the one with the beer

Me: the one where i met him

twobittersummer: oh strokers?

Me: nah the unstroker

Me: so how about that sexin?

Me: i know your not all sweet and whatnot.

twobittersummer: did you see the pic of me with the red hair or the blue hair?

Me: i know you like the big sausagola

Me: blond hair

twobittersummer: oh too bad dennis only has a pic of me with black hair

twobittersummer: and he lives in canton ohio

Me: a streak of black hair with blond hair baby

twobittersummer: no

twobittersummer: it was all black

Me: no, i mean you have blond hair

Me: fuck the picture

twobittersummer: k

Me: forget the picture

Me: can i smell you, id like to smell you before anything, gotta see if your clean and whatnot

twobittersummer: ok

Me: oh cool, so your down for that?

Me: double bubble

Me: do you like it?

Me: iut's good for you

Me: so amber...why the silence?

twobittersummer: i dunno

Me: tell me a secret babe

twobittersummer: wha?

Me: tell me a secret

twobittersummer: naw

Me: why not?

twobittersummer: my mom is a guy

Me: i think that hat you wear, the one with the red lining is too big for you, you look mighty sexy though

Me: really, howd that come about?

twobittersummer: whats your email addy?

Me: and what is up with the psycho bitch thing?

twobittersummer: oh i dunno

Me: so you are a little crazy?

twobittersummer: yes

Me: how crazy?

twobittersummer: whats your email so i can send you pics

Me: just direct link

Me: that simple

twobittersummer: my doesnt work

twobittersummer: and its slow

Me: really

Me: not too slow i beleibe

twobittersummer: but im kinda busy, so i can send em later

Me: what'ca doin

twobittersummer: school work

Me: really

Me: what's your major?

twobittersummer: undecided

Me: how bout deciding to be on this sausageola baby

Me: that's a great path to take

twobittersummer: no im good

Me: really, you like the muff?

Me: i do too but i just want to know where you stand on it

twobittersummer: you dont

Me: i dont what?

twobittersummer: can you just leave me alone, cause i know you dont know dennis

Me: like the muff....yea i do, i really do

Me: oh okay

Me: i know you now though

Me: so....hey baby.

twobittersummer: wtf

twobittersummer: vince leave me alone

Me: who the fuck is vince

Me: seriously

Me: cuz im not him

twobittersummer: well gimme you email

Me: yea hold on

Me: just one sec

twobittersummer: k

 

Me: so when am i getting thos pics?

Me: cuz i know stuff

twobittersummer: when your email works

Me: my email does work

twobittersummer: r u on a websight?

Me: nah

Me: just a regular joe shmoe that fell in love with you, that's all

twobittersummer: im in love with dennis

Me: no your not

Me: dont hurt me anymore babe

Me: just tell me you love me

 

Me: my email does work

Me: please stop the hurting

twobittersummer: i dont know you

twobittersummer: and leave me alone

twobittersummer: this is lame

Me: well you said you would email me your pics

Me: hey im about to leave, ill talk to you later

Me: and i do know you

Me: you and your fur looking coats

Me: bye bye

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she later went on to tell me that she broke up with dennis since he was fucking some girl last night.......dennis's s/n is ohflsk8er by the way....plus the damn women got my number since im a fcuking idiot and left it on my away message and called me....sexy sexy voice......goes out of the way to tell me it's illegal to post people's pictures.......you hear that vince!!!!, you fucking homo!!!!:D

 

 

I kinda felt sorry for her....until she told me it was illegal...now fuck her....damn you vince!!!!

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Elevenozprophet: what's your major?

twobittersummer: undecided

Elevenozprophet: how bout deciding to be on this sausageola baby

Elevenozprophet: that's a great path to take

twobittersummer: no im good

Elevenozprophet: really, you like the muff?

Elevenozprophet: i do too but i just want to know where you stand on it

twobittersummer: you dont

Elevenozprophet: i dont what?

twobittersummer: can you just leave me alone, cause i know you dont know dennis

Elevenozprophet: like the muff....yea i do, i really do

 

HAHAHAHAAA, damn thats rich, you out did me:o

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