earmuffs Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 happened to me lot when i was drinking alot..but i think it was a huge fact that i never was into the girl more than physical..cuz now with my girfriend it doesnt matter drunk or sober i gets it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by Fox Mulder I had the most embarassing situation of my life. me and home girl i am interestedd in finally go at it tonight. i'm prescribed to cough medidine with codiene in it plus i kill a half bottle of gold schlagger and take few bumps of that white lady. we are doing our thing. she goes down on me, i go down on her. everything is cool. then it comes time to get to business. i enter her, then i totally lose it. she seems to understand(girl is on my nuts). i feel like the biggest jackass in the world. god help me!!! Bro....you know what I would say to you...I thought you cancelled that shit...ugh :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Originally posted by LivinDigital Mannnnn foxmulder... i feel you completely! About a month ago... i go out partying and start eating norcos... then i start snorting oxycontin and pop a few valiums. i drink a few glasses of wine and then i break out the pretty... i start doing lines, and the next thing i know im in bed with the girl of my dreams... this goregeous asian punk rock girl and shes getting me naked. we make out and everything is well... and she goes down on me, i go down on her, then i grab the condom... slide it on and get into her and she starts riding me... i feel it DIE inside of her. WORST shit ever! i dont even know how to explain the embarassment. she understood and told me she'd take a raincheck... but still... fuckin sucked. i crawled out of her bed went into her bathroom and snorted more oxycontin, then came back and passed out next to her. needless to say... we dont talk much. that shit sucked. jesus man, settle down serisouly...i know you know what your doing but snorting oc is a bit rough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 and i know someone who snorted an MScontin and OD didnt eat for 6 days straight, cause his stomach kept curdling.... and these days all he wants to do is pop fucking pills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR i sometimes go through that shit, i put to much pressure on myself... worrying about breaking her back, or making her cum until she passes out or doing some crazy shit like that without having the 34 inch cock to do it to her with. :o :lol: you mean 3-4 inch cock, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Don't sweat it bro...every guy has had a situation where the soldier just wouldn't salute to the tuna general or corporal lips. Anyone that says they have had a perfect record is a fucking liar. Shit's happened to me before but mainly after having partied too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Just look at little kid pics....that's what i do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 mother fuckin whiskey dick u alcoholics! i havent had it happen yet. but i have fallen asleep mid blowjob. and i stayed hard. i just put my head back closed my eyes and enjoyed. next thing i know im getting hit and yelled at cause i guess i started snoring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Originally posted by Fox Mulder ...and take few bumps of that white lady... first off......WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SHIT???? drop that shit and life will be much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 im pathetic when it comes to whiskey d. my big shot at gettin a stripper and i completely blow it. she takes me back to her place and basically shes doin this move w/ her hands up against the wall and poppin her ass out and movin it so slowly. im fingering her from the back and it was so dope i tell ya. i was ready to go right then. i was in heaven. she goes to the bathroom, comes back in some hot get up, garter belt/stockings, the whole nine. this was starting to turn fantasy into reality. not even 5 minutes later im child size penised. i actually hang out w/ her a week later and pass out in her bed soon as we get back to her place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeberto Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 hey fox what do you think was the reason for the "let down"? Pressure to perform well? if so just try and relax and focus on having fun and dont be so nervous about "letting her down"....maybe it was the mixture of all the substances that you were under? if so try and lay off em...chozer is definitely right when he says to get off that white cause that shit will only turn you to mush...let me know what your perspective is on why this happened...peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyStone Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Iced Tea, thats what we call "Muy Tired.":lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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