Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
TOY

big balla SUVs

Recommended Posts

for the last couple days ive been driving my uncle's excursion limited-you know with the tv screens and got a playstation 2 in it. its all black. anyway, i can drive the motherfucker really good but when its time to switch lanes in heavy traffic or park, no good. i cant see shit in the mirrors even with the blind spot mirror on the bottom, i cant tell how close to running into another car in the parking lot i am. i know it beeps when you get really close, but i forget about that. i cant tell if im about to scratch up the roof in covered parking. basically, its fun to drive but i rather be a passenger playing playstation.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

sounds tight. how bout you trade me that excursion for my bike. nah, but this one kid down my way got a escalade with the devin wheels on that bitch. the ones that spin after you've come to a stop. 10,000. for the set. and he got 2 tv's and a ps2 on one. the other one got a dreamcast. that fool's gonna get jacked one day..

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

amerikans are rich!at caribana my boy and me went out bombing so were driving up yonge st. all you can see is fucking cadi trucks w/ tvs all w/ u.s plates one truck had porn playing in the back you could see it through the back window shieeeeeeeeeet! fucking 20" rims everywhere! a parking lot in the street.anyways were in a 10 year old blazer parts are falling off blazing the radio w/ some hard ass T.O tracks stuck in this sea of chrome and bling bling! fuck, gouged,if you get tired of that shit wanna get something new ive got some baseball cards to trade? ahhh fuck it i cant drive anyways!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

SUV's are for soccer moms and guys with little wieners. why the hell would anyone want something that big unless you were drivin around 40 kids on a carpool mission? I'd take a little gulf gettin 40 miles to the gallon over an SUV anyday. i don't care how pimped you make it.

 

 

on and what the hell ever happened to just chillin the fuck out in a car? road trips and highway drives are where i do my best thinking and have the best conversations.. why kill that with video games and DVD's?

 

 

just my opinion

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i fucking hate suv's. just eating up the gas and causing traffic problems. if you dont need it why have it ....fucking rich people....

 

------------------

"Rain, it's rain again, rain down on my parade, i'm wrong you're right it's not what you would do - walk one mile in these shoes..."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up !:

SUV's are for soccer moms and guys with little wieners. why the hell would anyone want something that big unless you were drivin around 40 kids on a carpool mission? I'd take a little gulf gettin 40 miles to the gallon over an SUV anyday. i don't care how pimped you make it.

 

 

on and what the hell ever happened to just chillin the fuck out in a car? road trips and highway drives are where i do my best thinking and have the best conversations.. why kill that with video games and DVD's?

 

 

just my opinion

i said it was my uncle's and i was just drivng it for a couple days. im not a big fan of suvs either. i like cars that get good gas milage. its only me in the car most of the time so i have no use for an suv.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by *see-phore*:

amerikans are rich!at caribana my boy and me went out bombing so were driving up yonge st. all you can see is fucking cadi trucks w/ tvs all w/ u.s plates

 

i know exactly what u mean... i was under the messed up impression that all black folk in the states were poor... i guess i should stop taking american media so seriously.... and yeah i'm joking people, so relax.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I flip off and yell obcenities at every excursion I see. Same with suburbans and expeditions. I 've never seen an excursion with more tha 3 people in it.....there is room for 9 fuckin people in those things. I also spit nice and messy on every excursion I can. Gas companies rule the world. They know people will buy gas no matter how much it cost, fuck that. Also...people have no respect for their world. Priorities are very mixed up in this damn country. rambling aimlesslyblahblahblah

 

fuck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i will drive the following

expidition

rx 400

lincoln navigator

why....because im a filthy american

actually my girlfriend would have my ass if i ever got one of those so its still all about the volvo wagon...thats all i really want anyway

 

------------------

brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

SUV's suck... but minivans are worse... much worse.... i've yet to see a minivan going even relatively fast, and they're ugly as shit, and you can't see in front of them and they just plain suck. i despise minivans. but yea, im more of a compact car guy, there's no need for that big shit

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest SPLINTER

TREND you must not live near me. my minivan goes pedal to the metal. me and my bro have made a Half Hour time for a trip that usually takes most people an Hour and Fifteen. but its an Astro so its actually a truck with a van body.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

to me, suv's represent the fucked up, self destructive attitude of 21st century america. "i deserve to take up the whole road, i can use up as much gas as i want" just live like everything is here for your convenience, and use the earth's resources like they will never run out. people just want to have more things, take up more space, remove themselves further from nature, make their lives more convenient regradless of how it effects anyone or anything else on the planet.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i respect soccer moms in a minivan more than in a fucking big ass suv getting groceries minivans serve there purposes but what are the chance youll see an escalade going offroading probablay is very little plus an suburu WRX got better off road handling then most of these wack SUVs

 

[This message has been edited by Gnes 37 (edited 08-26-2001).]

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by Gnes 37:

plus an suburu WRX got better off road handling then most of these wack SUVs

 

[This message has been edited by Gnes 37 (edited 08-26-2001).]

 

no shit, its a rally car.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

ill drive the shit outta SUV if it aint mine. but i think i could whip up a nice chystler LHS i dont give a fuck. but i aint got it so chill......89whip

 

------------------

BOY,LEMMETELLYOUSUNTIN....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

ok, this is what gets me. have you seen the commercial with the SUV with the rock tied to a rope hung infront of it? the logic in that one is baffling. SUVs are designed to be rugged offroad vehicles (at the begining that is), but the commercial is essentially saying "we know nobody uses SUVs to offroad anymore, so heres a SUV thats designed for urban driving". If your not offroading then why the fuck do you have an SUV? Thats like marketing a a high powered nailgun to people who only need a hammer....

its just a fucking yuppie status symbol now. and I will go to great lengths to piss off people driving in the lexus SUVs...especially if they are on a cell phone....

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×