mudpuddle Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 why would you post a whole article on this? so you can study it? go out and eat some. damn. what you know about toilet paper balls? yeah, thought so. spit em out and keep going. pay attention to what and who you are doing. you wanna knock a chick off the bed with your tongue then get out and practice... some step by step shit is only gonna fuck you up. ------------------ serving the Blueberry Pancakes since 1987. RIP DREAM and PAK Suprising you, like fingers through toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by chizm: can someone say "plagurism"? cuz i can! Can someone spell plagiarism? http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//rolleyes.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by mudpuddle: what you know about toilet paper balls? yeah, thought so. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahahhah.....thats great, fuck those things though.....is all about the boday.....yeah, i definatly spelled that wrong ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just~someone~else~ Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 eating pussy is disgusting....never do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asetONER Posted August 14, 2001 Share Posted August 14, 2001 Originally posted by I suck my own dick: have you ever gagged...eating some pussy? me and one of my friends were talking to this little touring underground band that goes around the south. anyways,they got this "mascot" kinda guy they bring with them,and its this retarted punk rock guy. they said one time they got him trashed at a hotel party (drunk retard,whoa!) and this girl was gonna give him sorta like a mercy fuck. so she start lapdancin this guy or whatever and he fuckin decides to go down on her on the couch in front of everybody. dude goes down and comes up with this weird face and fuckin pukes all over the bitches stomach,pussy,inner thighs,etc.! he probably ruined the only chance he will ever get at getting laid..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted August 15, 2001 Share Posted August 15, 2001 I already know all that. I'm a damn expert when it comes to getting girls off. They are so willing to do whatever once you do that for them. Even moreso when you got skills like me. What! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 The "Tongue Tornado" ------------------ "The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds." Confucius , Analects http://www.yourphotos.com/users/3693/pistolsq.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 http://www.wfu.edu/~blacj00g/sl00706_(t).gif'> ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 dont act like you guys know the real deal..half of you dont know what to do with it when you get it.. just joking ...but seriously..just dont be routine..forget that make out..hands go south..then the deed..work on time..be happy..never routine..just be nice.. [This message has been edited by SIELOETTE (edited 08-25-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 i raise a ruckus in the panties... please believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIELOETTE Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 yuck did you ever get that last email..seeking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 25, 2001 Share Posted August 25, 2001 i hate working and after 5 really good years with this girl out of no where she says i love you but im not in love with you! and bam its over!! My girlfriend did this to me about a week ago, and I think it is because of another dude. I could probably bust his skillz anyway, bah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 there should be more chicks replying to this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 26, 2001 Share Posted August 26, 2001 *bump* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooliganz Posted August 27, 2001 Share Posted August 27, 2001 eating pussy....if you gotta read up on it on the internet yer prolly bad at it...as soemone else said the only way to learn is to get down there and start licking..ask her what she likes..and dotn be afraid to really get into it...go all out.if you reallyw anna study pay attention in between yer wankin durin porno time....payattention to the girl on girl scenes tho....cause who would knwo better haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Originally posted by seeking+Aug 25 2001, 03:31 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (seeking - Aug 25 2001, 03:31 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i raise a ruckus in the panties... please believe it. Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-fr8oholic@Aug 26 2001, 12:34 AM there should be more chicks replying to this Quoted post :haha: found this shit and you know, people need reading material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Originally posted by dukeofyork@Jul 16 2001, 08:59 AM quickest way to make a woman come? who cares... (kidding, honestly..) Quoted post Best response in this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Old as hell.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 also conveniently sums up the attitude of 95% of men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 consider it added to my 'weekend plans' thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 more guys should take advice. forreal. they think they know, but they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 i keep women coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetPussy Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 http://www.unclemelon.com/how_to_eat_pussy.html a funny site on how to eat pussy, make sure you at least scroll down it gets funnier and funnier. I personally have my woman whipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetPussy Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 this is from that site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 I'm all about going down. I'm like a marathon runner down there. I love that shit, you guys are clearly all homosexuals.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 this thread is pretty old right? anyways, i dont mind doing it at all, as a matter of fact, i enjoy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 this thread is as old as poosay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 gg allen had a great song about this topic: "Well I'm hungry, hungry and your pussy looks so good I wanna suck your asshole, wanna piece of...? I don't even care if your on the bloody rag I'll eat you buttplug, come on sit on my face I wanna eat you out, baby eat you out Open up your legs baby, I wanna eat you out Eat you out, baby eat you out I don't care if it's runny and I don't care if it smells Eat you out, baby eat you out I wanna stick my tongue in you and suck your cunt juice out Don't wanna finger fuck you, stick my dick inside of you I'd rather? Fat or ugly it looks like you don't care If your young or old, you gotta cunt? I'll lick you there (chorus) I wanna put my tongue so far inside of you Drink your piss and cum and you can drink mine too Wanna eat your shit, you can eat my diarrhea Wanna... bring your cunt right over here " amazing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 first time i went down on a girl i gagged like as soon as she really started flowing...shit was disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 disgusting? fuck that taste turns me on. as long as its not some really dirty needs to be washed type shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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