aids is a myth Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 the only reason this thread is getting hated on is because too many heads have overwhelming pride... i wish this conversation was going on in real time so i could see your girlfriend's reaction when you spurt out 'i don't need any pussy-eating advice, i handle my business.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 hahahahaha! truuuue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 I'll eat pussy all day, I stop at the E. Coli infested asshole though. The bitch can put some peanut butter on that thing and get her dog to lick that if she really wants it because I'm sure not doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orgasm Addict Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Oct 7 2005, 01:00 AM just sayin dude, women talk. if you're thinking of banging one of her friends and she's already told em you don't dine at the downstairs cafe, you're not going to have much luck Quoted post For real. Dudes shouldn't hold off on going down on girls like they're something special. It'll only backfire. If a guy keeps a girl waiting, and then finally decides to do it, he better EXCEED her expectations cause if it ain't ALL THAT, she'll just roll her eyes and tell ALL her friends about what a wuss you are for not doing it in the first place. It's even more dissapointing than a guy who sucked at first, but was more than eager to do it. Boys, don't even bother reading that Vice article. Every girl is different. Orgasm Addict/Instant Gratification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Originally posted by aids is a myth@Oct 12 2005, 03:29 PM the only reason this thread is getting hated on is because too many heads have overwhelming pride... i wish this conversation was going on in real time so i could see your girlfriend's reaction when you spurt out 'i don't need any pussy-eating advice, i handle my business.' Quoted post Hahaha, yeah, I can totally see alot of people not getting laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4one1 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 2 uptown 1 in the brown,i aint licking that shit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoefers Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 69 is really not my favorite. I've been blessed with a rather large nose so if I'm 69ing I'm also nose fucking. Nose fucking= not sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I enjoy eating my girl out. She tastes good. I could do that for hours... The #2 hole though? I dont think so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jegser0ne Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 dope thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 ok mr 4 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 I GOTTA STAY FLY-YY-Y-YY-YY-YYYYYY TILL I DIE-IE-IEIE-IEIE-IEIE-IIIIEEEE MEROOOOO PAUSE ON 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Oct 6 2005, 08:00 PM I'm all about going down. I'm like a marathon runner down there. I love that shit, you guys are clearly all homosexuals.... Quoted post around here, we call it "the hunger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drewWrite Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 it's all about girl's hygiene. if she waxes it, i'll live down there for hours. my record is 8 orgasms in one session. my last girlfriend compared me to her vibrator. if she's gross down there, i don't even want to stick my dick in it. have some standards fellas, let girl know she needs to clean up her act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 wifey keeps it nice n smooth down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 A few of my ex's have told me I have gone down on em IN MY SLEEP!! Trippy huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morg-kcor Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 mmmmmm i love me some...... well you know, hehe Courtney (my wife) keeps it bald. wonk saggin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by platapie@Jul 16 2001, 08:47 PM nah man you gotta rock the SHAQ teknique- 1.split the defense 2. hook shot 3.clit is what your gonna get. it gos that easy you split the lips then you hook 2 fingers in there and kinda start rockin her and then lick her clit. man shell be screaming and shit dude. jus watch otu the bitch will try and sit on your face everytime after that. platapie is moses...... Quoted post :lol: blahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 if you guys dont do it for us, then dont expect anything in return... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 Originally posted by ^ . ^@Oct 15 2005, 06:23 PM if you guys dont do it for us, then dont expect anything in return... Quoted post I dont even know who you are but Im pissed enough right now to do it for you reguardless.. hahha Hows that for trashy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo17livesinhell Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 im all about pooin on girls boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted October 16, 2005 Share Posted October 16, 2005 THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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