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A London suburb, 1921. A wealthy man about town looks down at his brand new pocket watch bewildered as to how it could still be 2:30 in the afternoon when the sun had already set. His wheels were not in motion because he was never taught the concept of winding. “This is the same damn thing that happened to the last one,” he uttered under his breath. As he passed the next block he dropped the watch into the trash.

He would tell the story for years as a prologue to explaining his self-diagnosed condition of emitting a strong electromagnetic field. “I was stopping the watch’s wheels myself. Don’t let me get too close to any mechanical gizmos. I’m too powerful!”

 

He made up even more ridiculous stories like forks flying across his dining room and magnetically sticking to him when no one else was around. Or the time he stopped a train several feet before it got to Waxford Station. But the one incident that truly proves his magnificence is the time he made a quarter levitate for 8 seconds.

 

A man with this much passion in his own abilities can live well into his autumn years. In fact by the time he saw his final hospital room he was 93 and technology had come a long way from watch wheels. His life was now in the hands of a machine called “life support.” “The body is an electric thing and my powers have given me longevity,” he proclaimed. When suddenly and without warning all of the power in the hospital’s electric circuit ceased to flow. The machine called “life support” stopped working and so did the man’s heart. His last thought was a question: “Who turned out the lights?”

 

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^ I'd have to disagree. today's been one of the best days around here for a long time.

We've got heavy moody topics (suicide, rehab, breakups) some light ones (KOH's one good thing)

some stupid internet humour (the Orly harbls) and more. The zero almost seemed smart today.

 

 

*edit: then I scrolled down and saw a used called 'horse cock', so yeah, nothing's changed.

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