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The first time I left the country. I miss it. There is nothing like leaving everything behind and forgetting about it all.

 

The first time I went hiking alone. I dont know why but I'm always at peace alone in the woods. Its so peaceful. Its fun with people but they cant keep pace or keep their mouth closed.

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Originally posted by MAR@Feb 22 2006, 07:41 PM

The first time I left the country. I miss it. There is nothing like leaving everything behind and forgetting about it all.

 

The first time I went hiking alone. I dont know why but I'm always at peace alone in the woods. Its so peaceful. Its fun with people but they cant keep pace or keep their mouth closed.

 

 

exactly....on both firsts......

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Originally posted by Spuds Mckenzie@Feb 20 2006, 06:29 AM

First time I stabbed someone by accident.

First time I got stabbed on purpose.

 

 

How often do people around you get STABBED?

 

First time driving stick. It was a brand new 2000 Toyota Celica GT-S. I miss that car so much... but my bimmer's cool too.

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FIRST TIME FIGHTING IN A TOURNAMENT (and winning a bronze)

it was very memorable

a bunch of us were from the same club and in the same weight catagory and shit was tight. i dont know how i managed to win anything since i sucked pretty bad, but hey it happened. It was the biggest adrenaline rush ever. You coulda literally punched me in the face and i wouldnt have felt it.

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I have soo many first time stories i could contribute to this thread, but at the moment im just gonna drop one.

 

First time I... did the nasty...

 

I was not only wasted, but employed by the broad...

Its no doubt i have that boyish charm that no lady can resist...

Chick started jockin' after I had worked for her a lil bit. She was a

pretty big stoner so I would always make trips to the mall we worked at to either

1. ask her to give me some weed

2. snag it out of her car

I know this is pretty wack, but i only did it because he wackness greatlly out-weighed the wackness of my burglary.

After a lil bit she kept saying how she made bets with her friends that she was gonna make out with me and this and that....

I just took it in stride like us true gangsters do.

So one weekend she tells me her friend having a party and that I should come.

I brought a few of my friends and all was well. Its decided that we are going to crash at her place then get driven back to our car in the morn.

Then the clincher...im asked by my bosss to share in the occupancy of her bed for the night...

AND ITS ON>>!

after the magic, lady starts preaching that she wants to be my girlfriend!?!

EVEN better is the fact that she couldnt grasp the idea of me thinking its hella weird with our age difference...

i dont want to get into specifics but at the time she was 26...i was yet to be legal...

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I'm 16 and I always turned down alchohol but my illegal girlfriend cheated on me and I found out two weeks ago and started smoking mad cigarettes' date=' cloves and weed. I've been having my friends bring me to parties so I can meet girls, and now I discovered the joys of being completly fucked up.[/quote']

 

i dont feel sorry for you.

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