Overtime Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by Daze One Million theres a lot of first things to remember, painting, sex, arrested, running from cops, day of work, but id have to say falling in love, sure sex, and head and painting are all major milestones, but that happens to everybody, how many people can honestly say they were in love with a girl, and i mean love love, not the i love you now give me some, im talkin bout love like you get butterflies when you see her, or how happy you get while talking to her, or even little things like how they hold your hand and lean there head on your shoulders just because, i was in love once, it was the best time of my life, i was never happier; it beat the nicest painting weather all the way to the sickest escape route, and allthough that time in my life is over, i will never forget it, and to me out weighs all other firsts this is probably mine too, fallin in love is something amazing. and actuall falling in love, like you said, not just "i love you, suck my nuts biotch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 The first time I did acid....maaaaan,that was a trip.....hauhhaahuh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by TranceStoner and began the ritual which I would repeat almost daily for the rest of my life. :lol: I remember getting kicked in the nuts for the very first time back when i was maybe in the first grade. That was also the first time i ever got some one on the ground and started stomping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 1st time vomiting from alcohol - not pleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by CinchedWaist *1st time reading a book (Charlotte's Web, 3rd grade) werd up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 1st time vomitting from alcohol - don't remember it (so this doesn't really count for a memorable experience) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck :lol: I remember getting kicked in the nuts for the very first time back when i was maybe in the first grade. That was also the first time i ever got some one on the ground and started stomping. hahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 the first time I ever said Page2 ahhh... the memories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 My first night smoking pot, it was by myself smoking some White Widow...I was so stoned I was trying to put the tape into the vcr endwise. If I wasn't a fucking virgin with my insides rotted out I would have to say losing my virginity :loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 damn kilo always catches page 2 on point lol.....the first time i did acid was a sick exsperience too...a 6 STORY tall brick buildin chased me bout 5 blocks i turn and run into a football field n the hornet in the middle of the field gets up n asks for sum weed n then it started raining cats n dogs (literallY)....THEN I SAT ON THE EDGE OF A APARTMENT BUILDIN LEGS DANGILING DOWN THINKIN I WAS DRIVIN A PLANE....ALMOST FELL TILL MY BOY GRABBED ME N THREW ME TO THE GROUND....I THOUGHT I FELL OFF THE BUILDIN N DIED...LAID THERE TILL THE NEXT DAY.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 I don't know man, the first time I had sex was one of the most horrible experiences of my life. The first time I drove my car alone in the rain with music blaring and me screaming along. That was like heaven and I had dreamt of such a day for quite a long while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 i'll never forget the first time i took bong hits with 2 female bodybuilders and hit a deer with my car in the same night. yea, that was tonight. and by female body builders, i mean picture chyna from pro wrestling when she was in her hayday. and by hit a deer i mean smashed into a big fucking deer. i didn't kill it cause it got up and bounced. but i'm not sure if my car is ok or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 my first concert was tower of power in 84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 damn. First time i got drunk i didnt understand the mechanics of alcohol at all. i drank 3/4 of a fifth of crown royal in no time. I was drinking it straight through a straw and i got the whole think down. I woke up in the morning on my garage floor in a pile of vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 the first time i got into a fight i lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rude&InTheNude Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 The first time I did ecstasy... I never really fucked with drugs before, except weed and acid once or twice. I was watching the Beastie Boys live and while the pill was kicking in hard as fuck, all I heard was "I think I'm losing my mind this time! I think I'm losing my mind!" blasting through the speakers. Everything felt so amazing and euphoric (pure mdma). Even walking through the grass in my sneakers felt like I was stepping on fluffy marshmellows. I felt like a carousel was going through my head and I just wanted to jump around and do cartwheels. Even breathing cool air gave me chills down my spine. I was in the best mood ever, nothing could bring me down. I was all smiles and ready to dance all through the night. Plus, I was with one of my best friends... I've always trusted him 100%, so I had an amazing time. I felt like I had nothing to worry about. It was quite a bonding experience for me... but it was also the most fucked up and the strongest mind altering substance I've ever had in my life. The second time I did the same exact pills, I was hallucinating HARD. On the way back home, I looked out the car window, and all I could see was black fish flapping around all over the groud. I just pretended I never saw that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 First time I fired a machine gun, full auto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebineezer Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 first time i got a tattoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebineezer Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by TranceStoner@Oct 28 2003, 03:41 AM The first time I beat off. Everone said they could beat off when they were like 10,11... including me. But I really coulden't. The first time cum actually came out of my dick I think I was 12 . I had been exploring some woods by these train tracks with a couple other kids when suddenly we stumbled upon some grimey pages from a porno mag on the ground. We all got excited and started fighting over the pictures. I ended up getting away with like three torn pics, one of this semi-busted mexican chick with her legs spread and the other two I don't really remember other than black chicks with fat ass's. I went home and decided to give it a try. I went in the bathroom, put a folded towel down on the toilet seat, turned the shower on high to drown out any sound and began the ritual which I would repeat almost daily for the rest of my life. When I accomplished what I wanted I was very proud and wanted to show off my success to the world. My first time watching hardcore porn is another story.... Quoted post i sympathize with this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spuds Mckenzie Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 First time I did acid. First time a girl slipped me the tounge. I was chillin with all my boys and this chick that we all knew and we just started making out. I got an instant boner and was wearing jogging pants. I didnt hear the end of the jokes for like 5 years. First time I stabbed someone by accident. First time I got stabbed on purpose. First fight. First time i got a BJ. First time I was on acid while getting a Bj and throwing up on the girl as she was doing it. Then trying to convince her that it was cool and she should continue. (she didnt) (bitch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 first time i realized i was addicted to drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 First time I gave it to a girl in the brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by Spuds Mckenzie@Feb 20 2006, 11:29 AM First time I was on acid while getting a Bj and throwing up on the girl as she was doing it. Then trying to convince her that it was cool and she should continue. (she didnt) (bitch) Quoted post actually laughed out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 When I was when I was 9 years old ya know I was gettin my first blowjob ya know, sittin on this bench. This girl was suckin my dick. And its like I was just about to cum, ya know. I was just about to let this load in her mouth, and I looked up at the train in totally ecstacy ya know, and I was just like BAM thats me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippingreat Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 prolly the first time i smoked weed. it was my birthday and we were about to go to a gig nd see my m8s band play and we got sum weed and went in this ally to get stoned, we were smoking and our throats felt like they were on fire, but we cudnt stop laughing. after we finished we went into this chip shop where the foreigners in there were saying u ok u look a bit gay so we threatened them with wooden chip sticks. was a wicked night ill never forget it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 the first time i logged on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by Rude&InTheNude@Feb 20 2006, 01:55 AM The first time I did ecstasy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 first time I went to a bar in Mexico. still laugh at that whole ordeal. good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Oct 28 2003, 02:44 AM I'll remember the first time I did mushrooms for the rest of my life. It was one of the funnest days I've ever had..... Quoted post same goes here except made had a little more horror then funny in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 id say the first time i smoked weed...but it turned out to be dust, and i was 13. wasnt that fun. first time i had sex was hilarious. i'll just say the first time i went on the internet. i remember it well. i looked at porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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