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whats the most memorable first time doing anything for you?

 

 

 

mine hs to be the first time i got into a fight...i broke three fingers on my left hand on this kids jaw and left him on the ground having an asthma attack on the playground..(i'm not saying i'm all bad ass but the kid was a grade higher than me and the school bully)..nothing like foiurth grade!!

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lost my virgunity to my first real girlfriend on her bathroom floor...with her parents in the next room. they didnt know i was there. hid in the shower and pulled some james bond shit on the way out of the house. *didnt get caught*

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

man that shit was the bomb, remember it like it was yesterday...

 

it prolly was :lol:

 

 

for me it would be the first time i left the country. scary but fucking awesome at the same time

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smoked weed.

 

i was chillin with these boys who were already weed veterans.

we smoked and shit, and somebody thought they saw a cop so we tossed the blunt and rode off. but it was a krypto blunt so we drove right back to find that shit :lol:. we couldnt find it, so we got back in the car and drove somewhere else, along the way that shit kicked in and it was crazy. i remember i was all silent then busted out with 'i feel like im watching a movie'. they all cracked the fuck up at that. we went to a golf course and smoked more. then we were all goin home and i was like 'theres a cop' and my boy said 'that was an old man on a bicycle'. still one of my favorite quotes ever.

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mine would be the first time i got into a car accident.......it was crazy because the guy i hit was all happy that he didnt have to go back to work.....he was all thankin me and during the whole time these 2 polish guys were racing in our direction and they ended up crashin as well............funniest shit ever.........

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Mine would definitely have to be the first time i painted. The beginning of a turbulent romance. With my best mate in a shitty spot that noone would ever see. It was probably the first time i ever felt like i was going to do something with my life. What a crock of shit that turned out to be.

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the first time i got drunk. i got my freind to get his mom to buy a 40 for me. it was steel reserve high gravity. i watched tv until i couldn't deal with the cable menu thing, because i couldn't properly see it. i took a shower then went to sleep. i didn't get a hangover, and i woke up early the next morning for some reason, so i decided to throw the bottle into my neighbor's toddler's wading pool. my mom asked me if i had heatstroke or something the following night, because i was acting funny. she said i pissed on the bathroom floor and fell asleep with the tv on, and i remember peeing on the toilet and turning the tv off.

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I honestly can't remember the first time I got drunk. I guess it must have been pretty fun....

 

I'll remember the first time I did mushrooms for the rest of my life. It was one of the funnest days I've ever had.....

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There was the first time I ever had to confront a guy over shit he was trying to pull with my woman. There was this guy my gf was friends with a few years back that wanted to be more than just friends. My gf finally told me the extent to which he was trying to win her over (gifts, invitng her to spend the night at his house, etc...) and that's when I had it.

 

I went to his house, banged on his door and basically told him I knew what was going on and from that point be very fucking careful about his thoughts and actions around my girl. I remember telling him "This first time I'm being polite. The next time, I'm going to be mean and so will the rest of my crew."

 

Sure, it sounds like your standard 12 Ounce threat but I said it right to his face in person with no expanse of silicon and fiberoptic cable seperating us. Just saying that shit with enough conviction to see the seriousness of it reflected in his eyes. He eventually stopped talking to her altogether.

 

I stood up for myself and what was rightfully mine. It felt great asserting myself right to that punks face and seeing him back down. I went home afterwards and got drunk to celebrate.

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Guest krie
Originally posted by E MARTYR

gotta be might first time getting some pooooohsay.

 

Originally posted by Mr. ABC

it prolly was :lol:

 

 

 

haha great call ABC :lol:

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drank beer, who knew it would have become such an addiction to counting down till friday and getting smashed , then waking around midday and be drinking again by 3oclock saturday

 

hooray for beer

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The first time I beat off. Everone said they could beat off when they were like 10,11... including me. But I really coulden't. The first time cum actually came out of my dick I think I was 12 . I had been exploring some woods by these train tracks with a couple other kids when suddenly we stumbled upon some grimey pages from a porno mag on the ground. We all got excited and started fighting over the pictures. I ended up getting away with like three torn pics, one of this semi-busted mexican chick with her legs spread and the other two I don't really remember other than black chicks with fat ass's. I went home and decided to give it a try. I went in the bathroom, put a folded towel down on the toilet seat, turned the shower on high to drown out any sound and began the ritual which I would repeat almost daily for the rest of my life. When I accomplished what I wanted I was very proud and wanted to show off my success to the world. My first time watching hardcore porn is another story....

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Word on the first time painting post. Sounds exactly like my first time. Me and two homeboys, all sketched out at some terrible spot doing some super wack shit.

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the first time i got arrested was pretty wild its stuck in my head forever....i was smokin sum blunts wit the crew when i noticed a car creepin up the block (we were chillen on a dead end block) n sum guy walkin....turned out to be undercover narc dt's all i did was back up 3 steps n i got throw into a gate hit in the head and throw onto the floor to be picked up n tossed onto a car....then had to go to jail for the hole rest of the night n day wit out no ciggarate or nothin got into a fight had to change cells....crazy night....good times...

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First time painted an overpass.

The adrenaline was incredible, cars under me, i remember not smelling anything, just the rust on the bridge, the grainy feel of the cement and then my fingers going numb, my whole body went numb with adrenaline, i wasnt wearing a shirt and the fall running away from the spot i took that gashed my shoulder blades. It was a beautiful night, then driving around for an hour just to see it. Incredible stuff.

I remember there were cars honking at me and i heard people screaming at me. what a night.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

for me it would be the first time i left the country. scary but fucking awesome at the same time

 

definitely...traveling is always fun.

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i'm not condoning drug use and i don't take it anymore but... the first time i started abusing, i mean tried E was very memorable.

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it would have to be my first time getting head. i remember thinking it was just like watching porn but feeling it at the same time.

...my first time drinking is another memorable day. me and a buddy stole a bottle of gin from some chick's house and drank it on the tracks. that was the day i realized that strait edge sucks...thanks to wale pd for helping me see the light.

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Originally posted by Mr. Peanut

it would have to be my first time getting head. i remember thinking it was just like watching porn but feeling it at the same time.

 

buwhahahaha. quote of the year!

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the first time i had sex and the first time i actually got so drunk and blacked out and fell down some stairs.

 

and the first time i've ever had sex with him and the first time i've ever kissed him.

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Originally posted by mapo returns

smoked weed.

 

i was chillin with these boys who were already weed veterans.

we smoked and shit, and somebody thought they saw a cop so we tossed the blunt and rode off. but it was a krypto blunt so we drove right back to find that shit :lol:. we couldnt find it, so we got back in the car and drove somewhere else, along the way that shit kicked in and it was crazy. i remember i was all silent then busted out with 'i feel like im watching a movie'. they all cracked the fuck up at that. we went to a golf course and smoked more. then we were all goin home and i was like 'theres a cop' and my boy said 'that was an old man on a bicycle'. still one of my favorite quotes ever.

 

i feel like life is a movie when i'm high too

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